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[Midnight_walker]

Who's stupid now you dirty sheepfucker!!

 

[anni]

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

-Tatt av vinden

 

eller...

 

Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end

of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep;for not all tears are an evil.

-Ringenes herre, Atter en konge

[haarod]

Uno

fra "Uno"

[t0ggler]

Sitater fra The Simpsons

 

For eksempel:

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

Hehe

[LarsP]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

 

TIDENES!

[mushi]

I am smart!

S - M - R - T !

 

 

Homer is the king! :!:

[JBlack]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

 

TIDENES!

Muligens tidenes film... Og jeg har enda ikke somla meg til å lese boka. Skam.

[LarsP]

Muligens tidenes film... Og jeg har enda ikke somla meg til å lese boka. Skam.

"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" er rett og slett en fantastisk bok. Anbefales på det sterkeste.

[xD^^]

Forskjellige sitater fra Ringenes Herre 1:

 

Gandalf: "A wizard arrives exactly when he means to!"

 

Frodo: "What must i do?"

 

Smeagol: "Mine, my own, my precious!"

[Maynard James]

YES, i pulled it out, with no brain damage Damage damage DAMAGE :!:

 

 

fra Homer Sipsons

[Wyldelife]

FREEEDOOOMMMM

[SkinnyT]

Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!

 

Fra Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

[Skurupu]

"I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies."

 

Carrie.

[Feh]

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth

 

Da Morpheus forklarer Matrix for Neo i den første filmen. Selve sitatet er ikke så "dypt", men måten han sier det på, og i sammenhengen er det genialt.

[Bandidos-Pelle]

The Terminal:

 

Enrique Cruz: She had a girlfriend, for how long?

Viktor Navorski: [Nikker og holder to fingre oppe]

Enrique Cruz: Two years, what happened?

Viktor Navorski: He chit.

Enrique Cruz: What?

Viktor Navorski: He chit.

Enrique Cruz: Eat shit?

Viktor Navorski: He chit, he chit, he chit.

Enrique Cruz: Okay, try to repeat exactly what she said.

Viktor Navorski: He chit, she catch him so...

Enrique Cruz: He cheats!

Viktor Navorski: Yes, Yes, Yes! What we call Krushkach. One man, two womans, So um, Crowded you know?

Enrique Cruz: He cheats, we say cheat.

Viktor Navorski: Eurique, you no chit.

Enrique Cruz: No cheat.

Viktor Navorski: No chit.

Enrique Cruz: I want cheat.

Viktor Navorski: She's a nice girl, she won't take your chitting.

 

[Zeph]

Eg juksa litt då, plukka frå denne lista.

 

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather

May the Force be with you. Star Wars

My precious. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

A martini. Shaken, not stirred. Goldfinger

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT! Blues Brothers

Agent Smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...

Neo: My name... is Neo. The Matrix

[krizkriz]

"Kan de som har parkert på kumlokket ved inngang C vennligst flytte på bilen da de fra vann og kloakkvesenet gjerne vil opp og hjem til middag"

[embark]

"Kan de som har parkert på kumlokket ved inngang C vennligst flytte på bilen da de fra vann og kloakkvesenet gjerne vil opp og hjem til middag"

Hehe. Den er fin. Digger den filmen.

[Marvil]

«Forgiveness is between God and the person. My job is to arrange the meeting.»

 

Noe ala det, hentet fra Man on Fire med Denzel Washington.

 

Edit; Skrev feil tittel..

Endret 23. juni 2005 av Marvil

[Luchy]

fra filmen

 

Mind Hunters: mini maini moe. who's the next fucker to go?

 

husker ikke helt hvordan det skrives.