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[Dorian Gray]

Nice coat.

Sin City?

[play`ern]

"I`ll don`t kill Kenny" - Southpark

Det er vell heller "You killed Kenny, you Bastard"

Nei!!!

[LIRS]

Sin City you say?

 

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."

 

"The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I "

 

"It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back!"

 

"An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy."

 

"And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God."

 

"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then."

 

 

Den som kan si hvem som sa hva får en PRIS

*hvisker* ære og berømmelse

-marv(når han denger dem i smuget)

-dwight(når de dreper mafian)

-marv(etter de ser de har purken drept)

-john(før selvmord)

-ahh husker ikke!!

-dwight( om marv i baren)

Endret 4. august 2005 av LIRS

[pessimisten]

"I`ll don`t kill Kenny" - Southpark

Det er vell heller "You killed Kenny, you Bastard"

Nei!!!

THEY killed kenny, you bastards***

[olefiver]

"And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God."

-ahh husker ikke!!

Rett før John "renser" hodet, lyver han for Nancy for å berolige henne.

Han sier at han venter på forsterninger for å ta ned Roark og renvaske navnet sitt.

Sitatet er det han tenker...

[Sneakerholic]

Nice coat.

Sin City?

Correct-o-mundo!

[Dorian Gray]

Nice coat.

Sin City?

Correct-o-mundo!

Ingenting slår, IMO, det grufulle skriket: HE MADE ME WATCH!

Ett av flere høydepunkt.

[JacEr]

"I kind of superglued myself to, uh, myself" Jim - American Pie 2

 

Ikke verdens beste sitat, men det er alt for få sitat fra komedier her inne!

De fortjener en plass

[LarsP]

Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?

Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...

Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?

Robin: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!

Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...

Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!

Chief O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!

Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...

Batman: The four of them... Their forces combined...

Robin: Holy nightmare!

 

:!:

[zacka]

Gjett hvilken:

 

It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

Mmmm, Trainspotting

 

Her er en av mine favoritter:

 

"Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you".

 

- Amanda Plummer, i Pulp Fiction.

 

+ omtrent det meste som er sagt i Napoleon Dynamite. Den filmen gikk rett til hjerterota

 

Edit: Urk, Pulp Fiction sitatet var "tatt". Anyways, mange fine dialoger i den filmen;)

Endret 4. august 2005 av zacka

[edge]

"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.

Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for,

'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

[Sneakerholic]

+ omtrent det meste som er sagt i Napoleon Dynamite. Den filmen gikk rett til hjerterota

Heh! Husker jeg så den i london for en stund tilbake! makan til genial film! Synd den ikke har fått noe pr her i Norge!

[LarsP]

Nice coat.

Sin City?

Correct-o-mundo!

ehm, Batman Begins? ^^

[olefiver]

Nice coat.

Sin City?

Correct-o-mundo!

ehm, Batman Begins? ^^

Ja, den og.

Begge kanskje mer eller mindre ufrivillig modda i gjenfortelling ... ?

 

Nå kan vi starte krangelen om hvilken av de to filmene som har stjelt den replikken fra den andre

[pessimisten]

HAHA

 

 

 

 

-BOND, James bond

-helmaks egon

-It's 3000 neutical miles over the atmosphere^^ norsk: den er 3000 sjømil over atmosfæren (snakker om romskip: james bond, den med ninjaene^^)

 

-DOH!!!

-Im Bart Simpson, who the hell are you??

-good new everyone: futurama, the professor

 

How u doin?: JOEY

[brucelee.will]

"Hastalavista baby"

 

fra terminator

[Asbjørn T.]

Fra Monty Python: Life of Brian

 

[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]

Coordinator: Crucifixion?

Stan: Yes.

Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

[Next prisoner]

Coordinator: Crucifixion?

Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.

Coordinator: What?

Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.

Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...

Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left

[Döden]

Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?

Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...

Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?

Robin: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!

Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...

Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!

Chief O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!

Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...

Batman: The four of them... Their forces combined...

Robin: Holy nightmare!

 

:!:

Et herlig stykke filmhistorie.

På slutten løper Batman rundt med en bombe, ikke sant?

[Mattlakk]

Husker ikke hvordan man sier det på Engelsk, Men i Mannen Med Den Nakne pistol så kommer en politibetjent med denne forklaringen:

 

"Mannen har mørkt hår, Har Bart, ca 1.90 cm"

 

Leslie Nielsen:

"oj, det var faen meg en stor bart"

 

haha

[karl-wilhelm]

The Naked Gun 2.5

 

Leslie Nielsen: Jane what can you tell me about this man you sa last night?

Jane: He was cauchasion. (tror ikke jeg har skrevet det riktig)

Leslie Nielsen: Cauchasion?

Jane: Yea you know white guy, with a mustasj about 6 foot 3.

Leslie Nielsen: An awfully big mustasj.

 

:!: Det var sånn det foregikk, jævlig lættis film