De beste filmsitatene

[LarsP]

Et herlig stykke filmhistorie.

På slutten løper Batman rundt med en bombe, ikke sant?

Stemmer:

 

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

 

Best evahr!

[Dorian Gray]

Holy horseshoe!

[co2]

Spock: "In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the

needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

[Döden]

Et herlig stykke filmhistorie.

På slutten løper Batman rundt med en bombe, ikke sant?

Stemmer:

 

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

 

Best evahr!

You made my day.

[Mattlakk]

The Naked Gun 2.5

 

Leslie Nielsen: Jane what can you tell me about this man you sa last night?

Jane: He was cauchasion. (tror ikke jeg har skrevet det riktig)

Leslie Nielsen: Cauchasion?

Jane: Yea you know white guy, with a mustasj about 6 foot 3.

Leslie Nielsen: An awfully big mustasj.

 

:!: Det var sånn det foregikk, jævlig lættis film

haha, stemmer... Er så geniale komentarer i den filmen!

 

Mannen i resepsjonen:

"Jakken din, sir"

 

Leslie Nielsen:

"ja, og jeg har bevis på at den er min også"

[Mattlakk]

"Klart du skal få sjangs, din mor skal få sjangs, din bestemor skal få sjangs, har du fandens oldemor skal hun spille spiss på cupfinale!"

[wotg]

"The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money."

[LarsP]

Holy horseshoe!

Holy sardine

Holy nightmare

Holy Merlin the Magician

Holy Long John Silver

Holy Polaris

Holy demolition

Holy Halloween

Holy heart failure

Holy costume party

Holy hallucination

Holy marathon

Holy Captain Nemo

Holy heartbreak

Holy almost

Holy jumble

 

Endret 7. august 2005 av LarsP

[sull]

"You talkin to me" - Taxi driver

"King kong aint got shit on me" - Training day

"Im here for an argument, no you're not, yes i am, osv osv" - Monty Python (tror jeg)

Endret 8. august 2005 av sull

[edge]

I'll be back*bil kjører gjennom døra*- Im back

Fra Terminator

[Dorian Gray]

Holy almost

 

Jeg lo så hardt av den kommentaren at det ikke kan beskrives.

[Jonnar]

Holy almost

 

Jeg lo så hardt av den kommentaren at det ikke kan beskrives.

Vi lo av høyt og godt av alle! Den filmen må vi se igjen!

[pessimisten]

Holy almost

 

Jeg lo så hardt av den kommentaren at det ikke kan beskrives.

Vi lo av høyt og godt av alle! Den filmen må vi se igjen!

hvilken film da???

[LarsP]

Batman: The Movie

[co2]

Batman: The Movie

Det fra 60 årene?

 

-Visste ikke om jeg skulle le eller grine da jeg så den episoden noen la ut.

[Dorian Gray]

Batman: The Movie

Det fra 60 årene?

 

-Visste ikke om jeg skulle le eller grine da jeg så den episoden noen la ut.

Du skulle le.

[GeO]

Genialt sitat fra starten av Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels:

 

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.

 

Helt utrolig genial monolog. Fortsetter slik, etter et par småreplikker:

 

Bacon (forts.): Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.

 

Utrolig bra. Det mest fantastiske er selvsagt tempoet det hele fremføres i - her går det unna.

Endret 20. august 2005 av TwinMos

[JacEr]

Både "Lock, stock" og "Snatch" er vel to filmer som all dialog skulle vært skrevet ned i denne tråden her. Gleder meg sinnsykt til "Revolver" kommer!!!

[W]

Flere sitater fra Lock Stock osv.

 

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

 

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

 

Eddie: They're armed.

Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

 

You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

[embark]

"Some motherf***ers are always trying to iceskate uphill."

-Fra Blade