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[Wiciwato]

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Stranger: God Bless the USA

You: And Obama!

Stranger: no

Stranger: not Obama

You: why nut?

Stranger: He cheated

Stranger: Where ya from ?

You: Not usa...norway

You: over the dam

Stranger: the ex-communist country ?

You: dunno

You: i dont care about toilets

Stranger: ???

You: u know...communist type 64. the first toilet

Stranger: wtf ?

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Stranger: God Bless the USA

You: wtf?

You: u again?`

Stranger: Who are you ?

You: Im the toilet guy

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Endret 18. april 2009 av Wiciwato

[Konnis]

HAHA til de over her!

 

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You: hey

Stranger: BONJOUR

You: je m'appelle håkon!

Stranger: moi je m'apeller philippe et j'ai 15 ans , j'habite a paris et toi ?

You: je no parler francais

Stranger: fuckkkkkked

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Endret 19. april 2009 av Konnis

[Konnis]

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You: hey

Stranger: BONJOUR

You: je m'appelle håkon!

Stranger: moi je m'apeller philippe et j'ai 15 ans , j'habite a paris et toi ?

You: je no parler francais

Stranger: fuckkkkkked

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: wats ur name?

You: whats your name?

You: haha

You: håkon

Stranger: wat ethnicity is that?

You: that would be norwegian

Stranger: fucking jew

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Endret 19. april 2009 av Konnis

[djgudleif]

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You: HEY

Stranger: im so fucking bored

You: yes me too!

Stranger: where are you from then?>

You: but you should talk to someone more interesting LOLOLol

You: I am from Norway

You: and you?!

Stranger: im from uk

You: nice =D=D=D

Stranger: norway is nice ^^

You: lets dance on the fish =D=D0d0

Stranger: YEAHHH!!!

You: =D=D=D=D= UK IS AWESOME

You: or well

You: some places

Stranger: its pretty ok i suppose

You: =D

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: where i live is pretty nice

Stranger: right out in the countryside

You: oh, NICE! =D

You: my spade is full of fisheads

You: and I know put it in the shelf

You: AND IT NOW ROTS FOREVER

You: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: AWESOME

Stranger: PERMENENT ROTTING FISH HEADS

You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D;D;D;D;D

You: so what do you like to do?!

You: I mean other than eating slogans...

Stranger: i like playing xbox and drinking beer

You: nice!

Stranger: looooots of beer

You: Like drinking BEEER

You: too

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: whats your favourite?

You: well I guess we don't have the same beers

You: hmm

You: DAHLS.

Stranger: hmm i dont know if we have that here

Stranger: if we do im trying it

You: Corona

Stranger: corona is gooood

You: so you have it there! awesome!

You: so what is your favourite?

Stranger: my favourite is newcastle brown ale

You: oh!

Stranger: but i dont think youd have that

You: sounds delicious though

Stranger: it really is

Stranger: i was at a pub with my friend earlier and i had a laod

Stranger: it was so good

You: oh nice!!!!!!!!!

You: I miss beer now :/

Stranger: aww

You:

Stranger: go find some!

You: nothing here

You: well well

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: find a pub or bar and get some there

Stranger: or come to uk so we can get wasted

You: YAY =D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D==D=D=D

You: AWESOME

You: LETS GET MARRIED

Stranger: YEAHHH!!!

Stranger: i dont even care if youre a guy or a girl lets do it!!

You: YES SAME HERE =D

Stranger: so are you a girl or a guy?

You: I am a guy!

You: and you?

Stranger: me too!!

Stranger: YEAHHH!!

You: YEAHHHH!!!!

You: I LOVE YOU :D:D:D:

Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!!

Endret 19. april 2009 av ikkespisgress

[Nostalgisk]

synes det var greit. hadde vel 10 chatter med tullekopper som bare disconnectet så fort de skjønte jeg var gutt, før jeg fikk chattet med en amerikansk student. det var veldig hyggelig og artig.

[Bearar]

 

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You: hei

Stranger: hai

You: hai

Stranger: hai 2 u

You: 2 u 2

Stranger: no 2 u

You: hail

You: 2 u

Stranger: 2 u hail?

You: no 2 u

Stranger: 2 u?

Stranger: or 2 me?

You: 2 u

Stranger: 2 me?

You: 2u

Stranger: 2 u?

You: 2 u

Stranger: no 2 u

You: NORWAY!!!!!!!!!!

You: 2 me

Stranger: NO WAY

Stranger: 2 u

You: ur country, kid???

u2

Stranger: oh shit!

Stranger: Fucking

Stranger: AFrica

You: fuck

You: that means ur black??

Stranger: I be no negro

You: u b

Stranger: I'm in a small hut with a laptop fighting off hungry African kids.

Stranger: You're my last hope, call 911.

You: i cant call 911 in norway

You:

You: i can give u instructions over teh internet

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Please do so.

Stranger: I have.

Stranger: A stick, and a box of KFC, I'm not sure if they want the box or me..

Stranger: And I have watermelon patches out behind my hut.

You: lmao

You: eat it! hurry

You: and then shit it out

You: and eat again

Stranger: OH SHIT

Stranger: fucking epic plan.

Stranger: Eating atm.

You: good. take the watermelon seeds out and throw them at them

You: spit them at them

Stranger: I just made a video

Stranger: of me eating my pizza rolls

Stranger:

Stranger: Watch it, it shows my situation!

You: he aint black

You: ur black

Stranger: No, I just developed thier slang.

Stranger: You must speak in thier tounge.

You: ya. im one of them alright? now hand me over the food!

Stranger: Oh shit!

Stranger: I didn't know you guys were internet accessable!

Stranger: How do you like the sounds I make when I eat them rollz?

You: i hate it. now ill fire them shots at ur house

You: i videotaped it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UVCZ3e86dM

Stranger: Oh man!

Stranger: Good thing I'm a samuri!

Stranger: Watch me cut your bullets in half!

Stranger:

You: shit dude!!

You: good thing i have my home built bazooka then!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjfYpnd4uVU

You: eat shit and die

Stranger: OH sit..

Stranger: Ha!

Stranger: I just called up one of my friends.

Stranger: He just owned one of "your kind" and video taped it.

Stranger: Watch this!

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ2C3DWyaEo...feature=related

Stranger: Watch tell end. >_>

You: damn

You: that was my brother, dude!

You: the guy in the end

Stranger: Haha!

Stranger: Owned him hard!

You: ya

Stranger: How does it feel his last words were "OH GOD DAMNIT!"?

You: its hard to take... i have to go talk to my friends

Stranger: You bet it's hard to take.

Stranger: Bike drop to the face.

Stranger: It hurts.

You: he certanly must have felt quite crushed

Stranger: I'm sure he did.

You: my gang cleaned our street for now.

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: Your gang stands not chance against my back up!

Stranger:

You: oh my god!

You: i just recieved a message telling me our gangs just got destroyed by russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkRwIxoeFY

You: i guess it's over for now..

Stranger: Looks like I forgot to tell you that Russia was my closest Alli!

Stranger: Good game my friend, but your attempts to break into my hut were eliminated!

You: ill be back! ur foodz aint safe for long, my friend!

Stranger: Don't worry, when you show your sorry face again I'll 10 more biker drops on your family and friends! Muhahaha!

You: damn you!!! go to hell

You: see yoooouu

Stranger: baiiiiiiii

 

[cheating]

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You: hello

Stranger: Heyy!! =) I'm 19 / M / England before you ask How are you?

You: Knock knock

Stranger: who's there?

You: disco

Stranger: disco who?

You: disconnected

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[Wiciwato]

 

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You: I'm tired

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Tiredland

Stranger: me too

You: Sweet

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[z1Ob]

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Endret 21. april 2009 av z1Ob

[fargoth]

 

You: I find your take in life defective.

Stranger: How so?

You: Everything is interweaved, cause and effect. Your will to change the world into something better depends on how you perceive life.

You: By merely acting on behalf of your dreams, you cause despair for someone, and by wanting to change one part of life to something better you will undoubtedly destroy a part which is already in harmony.

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[Nord-Skandinav]

 

You: ^^,

Stranger: Are you a pilot or passenger?

You: im the pilot

Stranger: Copter me to rofl town, please.

You: roflroflroflroflroflrofl

You: done

Stranger: I'm glad you're not a motor boat captain.

You: no failboats around here my friens

Stranger: Know any jokes?

You: knock knock

Stranger: Who der?

You: boo hoo

Stranger: Boo hoo who?

You: stop crying, it's just a joke

Stranger: roflroflroflroflBOOMCRASHEVERYONEFUCKINGDIED

You: i have another one, wich is actually good

You: hehehe

Stranger: Okay, tell me the other one.

You: what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Stranger: I dunno, what he say?

You: Dam!!

Stranger: I winced.

You: hehehe

You: for how long can black people hold a poo in?

Stranger: 9 months?

You: yeah:P

Stranger: lol Okay. I got one.

You: kk

Stranger: Why do they put cotton under the lids in medicine bottles?

You: dunno

Stranger: To remind niggers what they did before they sold drugs.

You: hahahah

You: how do you break the nose of a blonde?

Stranger: Dunno.

You: put your cock under a glass table!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Okay. What's the difference between a picnic table and a black guy?

You: dunno

Stranger: A picnic table can support a family of four.

You: hahaha

You: how many niggers do you need to paint a barn?

Stranger: How many?

You: depends how hard you throw them

Stranger: lol

Stranger: How do you know Adam wasn't a nigger?

You: how?

Stranger: Ever try takin' a rib from a black man?

You: hahahahaha

Stranger: What's the lonliest day in the hood?

You: dunno

Stranger: Father's Day.

You: lol

Stranger: Alright man, I put on my robe and wizard hat, peace out.

You: god, im saving this conversation

You: okay

You: bye

 

[InsertNumLock]

haha, bare troll der inne jo.

[Nord-Skandinav]

Trikset er å unngå tidene der Amerikanere vanker der inne. Australiere, Briter og andre Europeere er faktisk de som er best å prate med. Det går til og med å prate med /b/fags fra Europa.

[InsertNumLock]

Hva har folk i mot nordmenn?

where you from?

Norway

 

så leaver dem..

[Jonas.]

You: Halla!

Stranger: Hi, I'm Bill, I'm 60 and I'm in Atlanta. I am bi and like to chat about erotic subjects

You: Wow, im a dirty little boy (gay) and i also love to talk about erotic subjects!

You: im 21 years old

Stranger: Honest?

You: No?

You: Are you?

Stranger: Cause a lot of time guys say that and after 5 lines they shout FAG and disconnect

You: oh..

You: FAG

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Litt merkelig samtale det her, menmen:p

Endret 23. april 2009 av Jonas!

[CypheroN]

Stranger: Hi

You: HELLOOOO NEW ORLEAAANS

You: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK N ROLL

Stranger: I'm not Orleans.

Stranger: I'm Patrick.

You: But i guess you live in New Orleans?

Stranger: your guessing is very bad.

You: I'm bad, you're bad.

[kaffebryggare]

 

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You: 'Zup?

Stranger: nm

Stranger: u

Stranger: ?

You: WoW

You: I haz got skillz

You: 1337 5|<1|_|_Z!!

Stranger: merp

You: I rockz

You: I haz LOLCATZ

Stranger: ?uoy od

You: !od I aeY

Stranger: teews

You: aeY

Stranger: ?efil swoh os

You: !efil no hgih mI

Stranger: !doog staht

Stranger:

You: .deednI

You: ?morf uoy era erehW

Stranger: uhbu...asu

Stranger: ubh*

You: d= ..yug ykcuL

You: .yawroN morf ma I

 

 

Dette er gøy!

[CypheroN]

Hva har folk i mot nordmenn?

where you from?

Norway

 

så leaver dem..

"Dem"? Du vet du snakker om hele verden? Har ikke fått noe problemer med at jeg er norsk hittil.

[Batnobbit]

Hmrh, lurer på hvorfor.

 

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: dutch?

You: Oh my god it's you again

You: Motherfucker

Stranger: ahh pussy sucker

You: I thougth i told you to piss off

Stranger: no..

Stranger: but who are you?

You: Don't you understand anything?

You: Fucking retard

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[CypheroN]

Stranger: hello hunny

You: hi sugarpie

Stranger: what are you waering?

You: just a bra and underwear. u?

Stranger: oh, ure a she ;(

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Faen, der dret jeg meg ut