Omegle chat med fremmede!

[tommy007]

hah fun det her

[kaffebryggare]

Tydeligvis flere enn meg som nettop så Star Trek!

[Kieft]

hmm, dette var stilig.

 

Stranger: hi someone

You: shhh im not here

Stranger: shh your here

Stranger: if i am

You: im your consiousness

You: and im telling you to be quiet

You: shhh

Stranger: why is that

You: shhh

Stranger: shut the fuck up man your fuckin weired

Stranger: shhhhh

Stranger: sshh

You: shhh

Stranger: shhhh

Stranger: sshhhh

You: stop making weird noices

You: it annoys me

Stranger: what the hell are you talkin about

You: you tell me

Stranger: you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Wiciwato]

Lang og merkelig, men koslig diskusjon.

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Say something!

You: Now!

You: Come on!

You: OMG!

Stranger: herro! it's your rucky day!

You: Ruckkky d-d-d-day!

Stranger: i'm the dalai rama!

You: Dalai r-r-r-r-rama!

Stranger: i can give you secrets to ever-rasting peas and happiness!

You: Oh great, peas!

You: R-r-r-r-r-rastin!

You: Every day im rastin, every day im rastin

Stranger: you sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar!

You: Sweeeeeet

You: Let me get a pancake! A CANPAKE!

You: PLEASE!

You: PLEASE!

Stranger: peas?

You: Noo PLEASE!

You: A CANPAKE!

Stranger: how about a nice supplies!

Stranger: SUPPLIES!

You: NO

You: I NEED MUFFIN!

You: I NEEEED

Stranger: aren't you suppliesed?

You: I am muffinized!

You: Im a little confegaratored

Stranger: i prefer waffres

You: Waffres are not good until you cook 'em

Stranger: the secret to life is wanting what you have, not having what you want

Stranger: also boobs

You: Or tis

You: TITS!

You: The secret to life is using what you dont have, not having what you dont use

Stranger: that makes no sense whatsoever

Stranger: in fact, YOU make no sense whatsoever

You: Noooo

You: I MAKES NO SENSE WITHOUT A CANPAKE!

You: Do you has a cakepan?

Stranger: as a student of the existentially philosophical materialist school of thought, pancakes are indeed a necessity

Stranger: i cut mine with a pizza cutter

You: Yes, you are smart..

You: You make my pizza cutter starve after a good breath

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: i must use a pizza cutter to chop pancakes for my 13 siblings

You: Oh sweeeatttt!

Stranger: believe you me, it is a chore to flip 36 pancakes on a small potbelly stove in the alaskan wilderness

You: Oreo

Stranger: i even have to chew the pancakes for little Ana, who lost her jaw to a wolverine

You: Do you live in the alaskan wilderness? With the kangaroos and the small slimeballs? WEAT!

Stranger: yes, and you would be pleased to learn that marijuana is legal here

You: Omggggg! Marijuana is my favorite game!

You: I love it so much that i puke after looking at it

Stranger: I CONCUR!

You: It's like a round football!

You: Oh My Godd

Stranger: what, did you see a wolverine?

Stranger: he's been stalking us for months

You: Poor Ana

You: Call me if u want any help with him..

You: Then i use my superpowers to blow him away out of the wilderness and into the city

Stranger: are you a trapper/hunter/talk show host?

Stranger: because they are the only ones who can help

You: Nope

Stranger: explain yourself!

You: Im a teaser

You: I can tease him away with my beautiful balloons

Stranger: how astounding!

You: VERY astounding

Stranger: where did you learn these skills?

You: A little bit of astoundingness i guess

You: I learned it from my garden

Stranger: ah, the fabled garden of mike tyson

You: Nope

Stranger: dwight schrute's beet garden?

You: The magic garden of the interessting Goldfisg

You: h

You: sorry

Stranger: no apology necessary, i am skilled at forgiveness

Stranger: without being asked

You: Ok

You: What if i say: Bounce?

Stranger: my other talents include bouncing

Stranger: what a coincidence!

You: Oh.

Stranger: sometimes i trounce

You: Traks too?

Stranger: i get the feeling you are in over your head with me

Stranger: you are like a bratty little cousin

You: i am

You: I predict riot

Stranger: your vocabulary is impressive though

Stranger: i mean vocaburary

You: You mean so?

Stranger: uhhhhh yes

You: i thought to learn my vocaburary at the estinguished barn down the 51th street

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: their meatloaf sandwiches are fantastic

You: No way!

You: You've been there too!

You: Those sandwiches are some smackers!

Stranger: i built it!

You: NO WAY!

You: The barn?

You: WHAT?

Stranger: it's kind of a hobby

Stranger: building barns

You: Oh i guess youre a handyman...a good one too?

You: With strong, guilty muscles?

Stranger: i recruit small children (sometimes midgets) to perform my work

You: Sometimes dwarfs too?

You: Those little racoons

Stranger: no, too much whistling

You: The whistling, yes

You: I knew to prey thy whistling into my head one mornin'

You: It was mind-blowing

Stranger: i must do this, because as a 184 year old man my bones cannot take the strain of rising from my hoverchair

Stranger: you've seen stephen hawking?

You: I've done him

Stranger: he is a youth full of vigor compared to me

You: A youth full of nonsense compared to you

Stranger: well, his mental prowess does not equal either of ours, tis true

You: His mental prowess can suck talls as a cow can duke 'em

Stranger: while he explores the recesses of space, we explore the recesses of each other

Stranger: hint hint...

You: Thou weakness are his strength

Stranger: it makes my knees weak when a stranger calls me thou

You: Thou

Stranger: oh!

You: Weak kness is like a sandwich without a barn

Stranger: stop, lest i pull my twains abeet!

You: i like to put to -ss and one -e in kness

Stranger: hmmm, a riddle of pronunciation

Stranger: therefore, bees = bess

You: Let's take our prey than the guilty will confess to thou tears can drop down our mountain together. Thy Lord, weakness is a strengt, forget it

Stranger: the bess kness

You: Riddle riddle

Stranger: your mountain holds the key to my rocky, barren desert

Stranger: i mean dessert

You: Your grass holds the gold to my chain

Stranger: i suggest we gorge upon the pudding my mother made for me last week

You: Ok

Stranger: hope you like avacado flavored!

You: Last weeks dinner is nowadays dessert

You: Like it? Love it!

Stranger: wisdom pours out of you like pure waterfall in a tropical lagoon

Stranger: i bathe in it

Stranger: with naught but a codpiece to protect my decency

You: Nice

You: But seriously

You: Where are u from?

Stranger: sigh... i knew it would come to this...

Stranger: indiana

Stranger: you?

You: Norway

Stranger: good english

You: pretty weird conversation, dont you think?

You: Thanks!

Stranger: the perfect conversation, if you ask me

Stranger: isn't it very late there?

You: You like riddles and old stories with unicorns and baths in lagoons?

You: no....19:02.... dont know in pm or am

Stranger: not always, but today it was juuuuuust right

You: hehe

Stranger: i'm a student, how about you?

You: Student...or school slave

You: got msn?

Stranger: ah, i know the feeling... school is burning me out this year.

You: yep

Stranger: no, i don't use instant messengers

Stranger: well, besides right now...

You: hehe ok

You: nice to meet you!

Stranger: sure, take it easy

You: Wait

Stranger: yeah?

You: it's weird to talk with someone like you, and then when you quit the conversation, you will not be able to talk to that person for....ever...

Stranger: i know, kinda sad...

You: Mhm

You: A good night kiss?

Stranger: it would only make me miss you more

You: Ok...a hug

Stranger: *big hug*

Stranger: you smell nice

You: Thanks... it's pony

You: The smell of a real pony

Stranger: my favorite! how did you know?

Stranger: or was it... destiny?

You: Think so

Stranger: my email.... [email protected]

You:

Stranger: in case you're ever in the states

You: Hehe

You: Are you a doctor for real?

Stranger: not yet...

You: Oh!

Stranger: medical student

You: Cool

Stranger: i love it and hate it at the same time

You: Hmm...

You: Nice to meet you Kief

You: Let's hope we meet again

Stranger: it was the best conversation i've had all day

Stranger: take care!

You: The same, bye bye!

You have disconnected.

 

 

[tommy007]

blitt kjent med babes fra finland, holland og tyskland bare velstand

[CypheroN]

aaaaah

[Ballus]

Stranger: DAAAAAE

Stranger: SUUUSSE

You: whatup bitch?

Stranger: FIQUE DE BOA MEEEU

You: ur gay

Stranger: NOOFA

You: faggot

You have disconnected.

 

Ny:

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne spoilerteksten nedenfor

Stranger: Hiya! Are you an 18+ fem with cam? I'm horny as heck and need to cum. Show me yourself on cam?

You: well, I am a girl

You: do u have cam?

Stranger: yep. do you?

You: yes

Stranger: will you show me?

You: if you show me

Stranger: I'll show you if you show me

You: deal!

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 18..

You: u?

Stranger: 26...

You: ok

Stranger: what's your id? msn or yahoo or aim

You: tell me yours

You: come on! i'm fucking horny too!

Stranger: I'm still waiting for you to tell me

You: I don't.

You: faggot

Endret 24. april 2009 av Ballus

[Fadeless]

 

Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We have received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

 

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

 

Stranger: Really? Why OMG!!?!?

 

Stranger: What have I done??

 

Stranger: Please don't send FBI please (((

 

Stranger: Dude answer plz

 

Stranger: don't send fbi

 

Stranger: im 12 my parents will kill me plss dont ((((((

 

Stranger: dude (((

 

Stranger: pls

 

Stranger: dont (((

 

[Danielzu]

Nice.

 

Jeg får ikke omegle til å starte jeg. (idag altså,funket fjell igår)

[Wiciwato]

Haha, dro en Mike og dette fikk jeg. :!:

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We have received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

 

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

Stranger: pardon me?

You: I know, it's hard to understand, but you have done what you've done.

You: Sorry,

Mike

Stranger: lol...

You: This shit is so fucking serious

Stranger: if you only knew who you are really "chatting with"

You: Obama?

Stranger: close

You: Lol

You: A police?

Stranger: even closer

You: An idiot?

Stranger: i'm laughing here

Stranger: thanks..everyone in the office is laughing

You: Serious+

You: ?

Stranger: i'm as serious as a heart attack

You: That's awesome

You:

Stranger: its hard to ping IP adresses

You: Don't know anything about it!

Stranger: from flash websites

You: Ok

Stranger: its ok..we do

Stranger: lmao

You: Hehe

Stranger: good one tho

You: How many is watching?

Stranger: 5

You: Haha

You: That's superb

Stranger: well done

You: Thanks

You: I like you

Stranger: how many did you get so far?

You: Not many

Stranger: ok..just a piece of advice

Stranger: its a great joke

You: Disconnect, disconnect, dumbass, disconnect

You: Ok

Stranger: but you never know who you're talking to

You: Hehe

You: Don't arrest me now

You: Please

Stranger: no were to busy laughing

Stranger: be carefull

You: hehe

Stranger: later

You: Thanks!

You: see you

You have disconnected.

 

 

[douchebag]

blitt kjent med babes fra finland, holland og tyskland bare velstand

Det er ingen jenter på nettet...

[Sk!ppy]

Fant en jeg og..

 

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hellooo

You: I'm Josef Fritzl. Wanna take a tour in my basement?

Stranger: whats in there

You: My daughter, but dont care about her

Stranger: hmmmm maybe you should give her to someone ese

Stranger: else?

You: nah,

You: But now, to the serious shit

Stranger: whats that

You: Right. It's you, me and X tonight - we've got a 15 kilo drop coming in

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

Stranger: fuck yeah

Stranger: so you need help?

You: Yeah!

You: The boss wants no screw ups this time. Or little Jackie gonna wake up tomorrow without her daddy, know what I'm saying?

Stranger: I'm picking up what you're putting down

You: Okay. Where we gonna meat?

Stranger: downtown

Stranger: somewhere shady

You: Ok, See you in downtown,.. Remember our base in downtown?

Stranger: yeah, I remember.

You: Okay! see you there ! bye

Stranger: byezzz

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

Han var ikke såå mrosom.. "/

 

 

Edit:

 

HAHA..

 

hadde en til nå nettopp:

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Halloo.

You: FUCK DUDE! YOU BROKE IT!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Endret 24. april 2009 av LaCrouX

[Rabbid]

Var nettop i en chat som var saa hysterisk morsom at det ikke nesten ikke gaar an.

Var svært lang og inkluderte til slutt en svær gruppesamtale paa MSN (ikke den jeg bruker daglig, seff )

 

Glemte desverre aa lagre loggen :S, og den var uansett for lang

[Fadeless]

 

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: how are you doing=

 

Stranger: ?*

 

You: Good.

 

You: where are you from?

 

Stranger: Norway

 

You: nei ka faen

 

You: du også?

 

Stranger: haha

 

Stranger: kult

 

Stranger: tom andre?

 

You: haha

 

You: nei

 

Stranger: ok

 

You: hvor bor du?

 

Stranger: du minnet meg om en kompis Kristiansund

 

You: ok

 

Stranger: Vidar?

 

You: Ja

 

Stranger: nekstad?

 

You: jepp

 

Stranger: ka hete bror din?

 

Stranger: hmm?

 

You: bror min?

 

Stranger: ja

 

Stranger: vil verifiser at du virkelig e vidar

 

Stranger:

 

You: Daniel

 

You: xD

 

Stranger: LOL!

 

You: hæ!?

 

Stranger: gjett hvem jeg er?

 

You: vet ikke

 

Stranger: du er vidar nekstad fra kristiansund ikke sant?

 

You: ja

 

Stranger: vel, du snakka med mæ for en halvtime sida

 

You: hvem er du?

 

You: snakka med mange for en halvtime sida!!!

 

You: hvem er du?

 

Stranger: på msn

 

You: snakka med mange!

 

You: sei hvem du er!!

 

Stranger: gjett!

 

You: Martin?

 

Stranger: phail

 

You: hæ

 

Stranger: audun for faen!

 

You: åja

 

You: hahaha

 

Stranger: what are the odds man

 

You: ja

 

You: steik så bra

 

Stranger: mp ha et siste bevis... logg på msn

 

Stranger: må*

 

You: msn klikka, kommer sann " feil med DNS"

 

You: :S

 

Stranger: ok

 

Stranger: tror du har bevist nok... hvilken skole går du på

 

Stranger: ?

 

Stranger: e bare litt for godt te å værra sant

 

You: Atlanten

 

Stranger: phail

 

Stranger: du kødde ikkje sant?

 

You: hæ

 

Stranger: kæm e du egentlig?

 

You: Vidar

 

Stranger: vidar går på nus

 

You: ja, seff

 

Stranger: koffer skreiv du atlanten da?

 

You: haha

 

You: Det er meg, Tom andre

 

You:

 

Stranger: nei?

 

You: jo !

 

You: jeg lurte deg xD

 

You: trudde du jeg var Vidar??

 

Stranger: lollollollol

 

You: hva er det du styrer med da?

 

Stranger: barnevakt

 

You: for hvem?

 

Stranger: muttern

 

You: nice

 

You: kommer du bort en tur til meg!P

 

You: ??

 

Stranger: kan ikkje det da

 

You: hva da?

 

Stranger: kom bort te dæ

 

You: klokken er bare 23:30

 

Stranger: e jo barnevakt

 

You: drit i det.

 

Stranger: du kan heller kom hit

 

You: hmm

 

You: ok

 

You: Kommer snart jeg

 

You: ok?

 

Stranger: k

 

You: ok

 

You: snakkes

 

Stranger: ska bare vær her te 2 da

 

Stranger: snakkes

 

You: det går bra

 

You: snakkes

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Har ikke peiling på hvem det er

 

 

 

 

 

Jeg søkte opp Vidar Nekstad på 1881, og fant ut at det bodde en Daniel der han bodde

 

Endret 24. april 2009 av Fadeless

[Wiciwato]

Haha! :!:

[-Léon-]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you like fishsticks?

You: Oh yeah, i totally do!

Stranger: do you like them in your mouth?

You: not really.

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: thats not what youre supposed to say

Stranger: you just ruined the best joke ever

Stranger: i hope youre happy with yourself

 

Hahah, South Park ftw!!

 

Helt genial side dette xD

[Wiciwato]

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19 male from brazil, hung like a horse, wanna sex chat or webcam with a girl.

You: Ohio

You: Ok.

You: You sound cute, im a 21 year old girl..

Stranger: size tits and ass?

You: Enough

Stranger: size?

Stranger: a b c d e f g?

You: d

Stranger: wow this is big

Stranger: and ass is?

You: Dont really know

You: I'm not a cheap whore either

Stranger: you like big cock>

Stranger: ?

You: Love it

Stranger: whay size is best for you?

You: 7 inch

Stranger: i have bigger than this

You: Great

Stranger: 10 inch

You: Ok.

Stranger: you like this size?

You: I can chop a bit off. Let's make it 7?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[-Léon-]

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19 male from brazil, hung like a horse, wanna sex chat or webcam with a girl.

You: Ohio

You: Ok.

You: You sound cute, im a 21 year old girl..

Stranger: size tits and ass?

You: Enough

Stranger: size?

Stranger: a b c d e f g?

You: d

Stranger: wow this is big

Stranger: and ass is?

You: Dont really know

You: I'm not a cheap whore either

Stranger: you like big cock>

Stranger: ?

You: Love it

Stranger: whay size is best for you?

You: 7 inch

Stranger: i have bigger than this

You: Great

Stranger: 10 inch

You: Ok.

Stranger: you like this size?

You: I can chop a bit off. Let's make it 7?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Haha, fy faen så bra xD

Han fikk seg et kraftig støkk der ja ^^

[Mikkel™]

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19 male from brazil, hung like a horse, wanna sex chat or webcam with a girl.

You: Ohio

You: Ok.

You: You sound cute, im a 21 year old girl..

Stranger: size tits and ass?

You: Enough

Stranger: size?

Stranger: a b c d e f g?

You: d

Stranger: wow this is big

Stranger: and ass is?

You: Dont really know

You: I'm not a cheap whore either

Stranger: you like big cock>

Stranger: ?

You: Love it

Stranger: whay size is best for you?

You: 7 inch

Stranger: i have bigger than this

You: Great

Stranger: 10 inch

You: Ok.

Stranger: you like this size?

You: I can chop a bit off. Let's make it 7?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JarlG]

Tenkte eg skulle prøve meg med eit litt paradoksalt spørsmål, så kjem den perfekte å bruke på;

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gay?

You: Nope.

You: If I asked whether or not you are gay, would your answer be the same as to this question?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Det gikk ~10 sec frå eg spurde spørsmålet, til han stakk. Kan tenkje meg han prøvde å finne eit godt svar, men klarte det ikkje.