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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hai?

Stranger: why does a african runs after a dumpvan?

You: Do get something usefull?

You: To*

Stranger: what would you do if they take away your home

You: Find a nice place beneath a tree, pulled out my dick and wanked untill the sun rises

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Drit morsomt å leke en gal kristen.

 

You: My god

You: Have you confessed lately?

You: I have

Stranger: yh

You: And i felt the touch from God Himself!!!

Stranger: :p

You: Confess your sins!!!!

Stranger: ok brb

You: And god will forgive you and let you have eternal peace!!!!

You: Ooooh lord I feel thy hand

You: Praaaaise him

You: Praaaaaise the Lordtha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Epic:

You: STOP HATING MEE!

Stranger: ?

You: .___.

Stranger: hello!

You: I SAID STOP HATING ME!

Stranger: ^^

You: SSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIT!

Stranger: how r u?

You: not so good

Stranger: what?

You: NOT SO GOOD

You: i say

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: why?

You: BECAUSE YOU WONT STOP HATING MEE!

Stranger: the Life is so beauty...

You: i know

Stranger: hating?

You: AND I HATE IT!

You: yes

You: you hate me

You: YES YOU DO!

Stranger: no

You: dont say anything

Stranger: i'm not

You: DONT SAY

You: you do

Stranger: i don't tell nothing!

Stranger: relax...

You: you sure?

You: you wont tell my parents?

Stranger: of course

You: aww.. /cuddle

Stranger: cuddle?

Stranger: i not understand... my english is very bad... I'm Brazilian...

You: u hot?

Stranger: hot?

Stranger: yeah.. i'm hot...

Stranger: ^^

You: girl?

Stranger: no... i'm a bot...

You: I SAID STOP HATING ME!

You have disconnected.

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Long story made short (?), i got her msn.

 

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: .........silence......

You: ..........................

Stranger: I KILL U

You: And BANG there she answers

You: he or she?

Stranger: how did you know i'm she?

You: Hehe... :)

Stranger: OMG MEDIO

You: Ompaaa!

You: How are u doing?

Stranger: alright 8D

Stranger: & u ?

You: Good..

You: Lets start with the basics..Where are u from and how old?

Stranger: north europe, 17

You: Ok..

You: Norway, 15

Stranger: KEWL 8D

You: Norway too?

Stranger: nope, finland

You: Oh...

You: Are u really a female?

Stranger: yea

You: Really?

Stranger: YESSSS

You: Sure?

Stranger: 100%

You: Ok, cool

You: .....

You: So...

Stranger: so

You: What is your most embarrasing moment in life?

Stranger: first i want to know are you male or female :F

You: Male

Stranger: okaay

Stranger: so.

Stranger: embarrasing ... idk really.

You: ok

You: Good for you

You: Awkward....

Stranger: i don't think so XDDd

You: Hehe

Stranger: i mean .. i don't think this is awkward.

You: no..

You: if i was sitting besides you, it would have been awkward

You: like :" Sooo....Nice weather, ey?"

Stranger: haha, thanks for making me smile :-----D

You: Hehe, no prob

You: How is your smile?

You: Awkward question, right?

Stranger: it's just veeery hard to explain u know 8D

Stranger: it's something like -> :DDDDDDdddddd

You: Haha, sweet!

You: My smile is like :)

You: Just an ordinary, boring smile

Stranger: smile can't be boring :O

You: Maybe not...But smiles can be awkward!

You: This is---> :T

Stranger: yeah XD

You: Hehe, just a sec

Stranger: you know .. i'm not actually 17 yet.

Stranger: i thought i have to say it.

You: Ok...

Stranger: but i'm 16,43 !

You: Haha!

You: Im still 15

Stranger: like -93 ?

You: Yep...like -93

Stranger: that's cool

You: Pff, not that cool

You: 3+3+3= 9, and 9/3=3....

You: soo...

You: that's awkward

Stranger: how come?

You: Dunno..im just acting like a smartass

Stranger: aww XDDDd

You: Hehe

You: Do you have any brothers/sisters?

You: Just wondering

Stranger: yeah, sister and two brothers.

You: ok, i got one brother

Stranger: but they're like .. 10 years older than me

You: Ok..

Stranger: how about your brother?

You: 6 years older

You: Do you have snow in finland right now?

Stranger: a little.

You: ko

You: We got 18 degrees celcius today :)

You: It was like summer

Stranger: unfair~

Stranger: it's cold in here.

You: hehe

Stranger: i hate it

You: move to norway, girl!

Stranger: should i ?

You: Offcourse

You: Why not

You: Mountains, summer, boatlife..you know, norway!

Stranger: i'd be lonely. living in some box or something.

You: hehe

You: you can live in a box in norway..

You: its warm :)

You: You can stay with me :)

Stranger: your parents wouldn't care?

You: Hehe..we could move into the city...

You: Buy a house

Stranger: then it'd be too expensive :C

You: Pff, we could make some money

You: selling awkward questions

Stranger: XDDDDDddd

You: Hehe..

You: But im gonna hit the sack now

Stranger: ow? :C

You: The bed..

You: Could i add you to my msn?

Stranger: sure 8D

You: (im not gonna rape you)....awkward....

You: ok

Stranger: [email protected]

You: really

Stranger: huh?

You: that's an awkward msn adress

You: :D

Stranger: is that your favorite word ?

You: hehe!

You: Yes

Stranger: fun 8D

You: :D

You: See u in msn!

Stranger: sure

You have disconnected.

 

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Moar epic:

Stranger: namaste

You: no

Stranger: wat no ...

Stranger: ur asl pls

You: no

Stranger: dont know anything apart frm no

Stranger: ???

You: nop

Stranger: cool

Stranger: nice attitude

You: yea, like TOTTALY AWESOME!

Stranger: yeah u are awesome

Stranger: so wassup

You: music 'n shizzle

Stranger: cool

Stranger: m/f?

You: hmm.. both maybe?

Stranger: dont joke

Stranger: ...

You: ITS A TRAP!

You have disconnected.

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