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[Inaktivbruker_101125]

Det er en fryd å se den idioten med det blodig ansikt! Sånt gjør meg glad inne i meg. Føler hjertet blir varmt og godt. Love it.

[Venerable]

Satser på en bedre versjon etter hvert, men denne får holde foreløpig:

[Islanbadsj]

Fant transcript på Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

Tyrone: AC Transit!

 

EBM: How much you charge-

 

Tyrone: AC Transit!

 

EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

 

Tyrone: Wha?

 

EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

 

Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

 

EBM: You said -

 

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

 

EBM: Yes.

 

Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

 

EBM : Hey man, you offered!

 

Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

 

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

 

Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

 

EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

 

Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

 

EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

 

Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

 

EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

 

Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.

 

EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

 

Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

 

EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

 

Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.

 

EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old, you ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

 

Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!

 

EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

 

Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

 

EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass.

 

Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

 

EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!

 

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.

 

EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

 

Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

 

Latoya: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

 

Sheneequa: He’s going down, nothing you can do about it now.

 

Latoya: Beat white ass! Fuck this bitch!

 

Laqueesha: Nooo...

 

EBM: No you won’t!

 

Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

 

EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

 

Latoya: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

 

Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

 

EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.

 

Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

 

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.

 

EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

 

Tyrone: What?

 

Latoya: Stop it!

 

Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

 

EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

 

Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

 

*Epic Fight Scene*

 

Latoya: Ooh...

 

Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

 

Latoya: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

 

Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

 

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!

 

Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

 

Tyrone: Ooooh...

 

EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!

 

Crowd: Oh god...

 

John: He was within a range of me...

 

EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE! DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

 

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

 

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

 

Jennifer: You okay back there?

 

Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

 

Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

 

Latoya: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp. Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

 

Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

 

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

 

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

 

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

 

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

 

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

 

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

 

Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.

 

Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga.

[osse-mon waits for alice]

Hva er det som han fyren sier til Epic Beardman? Og hva krangler de om? Får det ikke med meg i videoen

 

Edit: Og der kom Paste, så jeg trenger ikke min lille forklaring

Endret 17. februar 2010 av Osse-Mon

[2ball_]

haha.. dette er det beste på lenge

[haswonit]

[osse-mon waits for alice]

Bring the Amber Lamps er den beste kommentaren EVER!

 

Men litt ustabil er jo EBG, han slår _litt vel_ mange ganger..

 

Og hvorfor søren gjør ikke bussjåføren noe?

[SKAÐI]

Her er med subtitles

[kris98]

Bring the Amber Lamps er den beste kommentaren EVER!

 

Men litt ustabil er jo EBG, han slår _litt vel_ mange ganger..

 

Og hvorfor søren gjør ikke bussjåføren noe?

Fordi Chuck norris med hvitt skjegg er opptatt med å slåss mot en idiot på bussen hans.

[TMB]

Hva faen er Amber Lamps?

[haswonit]

Ambulance..

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Guess! Bruk din IQ! Det er Ambulanse!

[CypheroN]

[Insomniatic]

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

 

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

 

Ler meg skakk :!:

[Beges]

Bring the Amber Lamps er den beste kommentaren EVER!

 

Men litt ustabil er jo EBG, han slår _litt vel_ mange ganger..

 

Og hvorfor søren gjør ikke bussjåføren noe?

Du hadde vel også gjort det når en kis pirker nok på deg?

Og hva skal bussjføren gjøre? Stoppe bussen, gå bak og skvære opp og overlate rattet til hvem som helst?

 

 

TL;DR - "This is my public apology. Well I'm not really sorry for anything, but I'm offended by what you guys are saying about me. I'm going to use the words 'Caucasian' and 'African American' to show you how serious I am."

 

Also, she failed to address the fact that she called EBG "pinky."

[morgan_kane]

E det lenge siden det skjedde det her?

[Toast Is Pimp!]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http...thorName=Baller

[MarqsK]

[Venerable]

Hysterisk trolling: http://www.sportssuck.org/phpbb2/viewtopic...?f=1&t=4431

[TMB]

lol trolled