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"Smått men godt, sa gubben da han saug katta!"

 

"Det sa Adam til Eva og når dem krabla opp fra ælva med et epletre på ryggen, etter at dom hadde slii seg sjølv i bakhuet!

 

Hva sa guten til kjeringa da han møtte Grete i døra? "Jaggu så har jeg smør, vil du blime en tur i baksæterhølet?"

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There were two nuns..

 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

 

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

 

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

 

SM: It's not working.

 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

 

 

 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

 

Then Sister Logical arrives.

 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,

so he followed me

 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

 

SM: And?

 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

 

 

 

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster

than a man with his pants down.

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There were two nuns..

 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

 

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

 

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

 

SM: It's not working.

 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

 

 

 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

 

Then Sister Logical arrives.

 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,

so he followed me

 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

 

SM: And?

 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

 

 

 

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster

than a man with his pants down.

 

 

Haha, den var genial :!:

 

Hvordan er sexlivet ditt? spør plutselig Torbjørn. Ikke så bra, svarer Anders. Hver eneste gang jeg og Torill har sex, mister hun interessen midtveis i akten. Det er utrolig frustrerende. Jeg vet hva du mener, sier Torbjørn. Jeg hadde det samme problemet, men jeg fant en løsning på det: Under puta har jeg gjemt en startpistol! Når hun begynner å miste interessen, drar jeg fram pistolen og fyrer av et skudd. Smellet skremmer henne så fælt at hun blir opphisset igjen, og etterpå kan hun simpelthen ikke få nok! Det var neimen ikke dumt, sier Anders. Jeg tror jammen jeg skal prøve det! Dagen etter sitter de atter i baren igjen, og Torbjørn er naturligvis spent på å få høre hvordan det gikk hjemme hos Anders natta før. Ikke så bra, sier Anders. Vi lå og nøt en 69 da hun etter en stund mistet interessen som vanlig. Så, jeg dro fram startpistolen fra under puta og fyrte av jævelskapen. Ja... og hva skjedde? spør Torbjørn. Jo, det skal jeg si deg... Hu beit meg i pikken, dreit meg i trynet og en naken mann kom ut av skapet med henda i været.

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Husker ikke om jeg posta denne her før men uansett.

 

Hva er grønt, og spiser du det så dør du?

 

Et biljardbord

 

 

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

 

When the teacher sees you with bubble gum she tells you to spit it out

 

When a train sees you with a bubble gum it says "CHEEEEEW CHEEEEEEEEEEEEW" (togfløyte, get it? hmm? :rofl:)

 

 

Begge er en som heter Dima i <mange av programfagene>-klassen sine :)

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