"The Diablo 3 Item Generator"

[nord]

http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php

 

jeg fikk:

 

Your item is:

Corpse Spanker

Mouse

 

75 - 80 Damage

Player gets all the ladies

+5 to... no wait.. +15 to beer drinking skills!

mod no gives suffix This

Causes constipation

 

[Hr. Jenssen]

Har det kommet en item generator til et spill som kanskje ikke engang kommer?

 

EDIT: Ah, det er en sånn tull-greie ja.

 

EDIT2:

Jeg fikk Condom Of Sadness:

-68 - 0 Damage

You cry a lot

Endret 11. august 2005 av MeTa][iC

[akristina92]

Your item is:

Camel of Pepper

 

87 - 230 Damage

Hit causes monster to sneeze

[Litejk]

Your item is:

Magenta Phillips Head of Syphillis

 

45 - 89 Damage

Magenta

Can only be healed with topical cream

Monsters will not come near you

Run/walk now funny

 

 

Kunne vert bedre

[Shaper^]

Haha!!

 

Your item is:

Awe Inspiring Altoids Tin of Calamity

-1 - 0 Damage

Hit causes penis envy

Hit causes monsters to flee

Mouse controls inverted

 

/Edit: Post 500! xD

Endret 11. august 2005 av Shaper^

[fox]

Your item is:

Horny Ninja Star

 

87 - 120 Damage

20% chance sand creepers will hump player's leg

 

[Leffa01]

Your item is:

Blue Dildo

 

8 - 9 Damage

Summons Darkrose Golem to mope about

 

^^

[CurSe]

Your item is:

Ghastly Ring

 

-68 - 0 Damage

Hit causes monsters to scream

 

[Jarek]

Your item is:

Triumphant Pepper Shaker

 

-120 - 4 Damage

Blocks monsters by summoning a monument

 

-Jar

[intheass]

Your item is:

Illeagal Spaniard

 

8 - 9 Damage

DUPED ITEM

[Spirre]

jeg glemte å påoste min første item så jeg klikka en haug ganger for å se om jeg fant noe kult, så da tok jeg denne

 

Your item is:

Long Awaited Boobies

25 - 71 Damage

When equipped the player will let out a huge sigh of releif

[Kvakko]

Your item is:

Hairy Nipples of Treason

 

-68 - 0 Damage

-3 to shaving

-30 to all skills

Post made on forums describing your masturbation habits

Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear

[Black&White]

Your item is:

Suspicious Vagina of Sexual Frustration

 

0 - 4 Damage

Hit causes monsters to stare in disbelief

+3 to strength

-50% to stamina

prone to hit on Charsi

 

:!:

[Innos]

Your item is:

Oldschool Chicken

 

2 - 4 Damage

+200% chance to find uniques while gambling

Takes months to reach level 99

[Ed Hunter]

Your item is:

Fish of Darkness

 

90 - 120 Damage

-40 to light radius

Monsters are invisible

 

:!:

[cheeplix]

Cigaratte Butt of Spamming

75 - 80 Damage

JOIN MY CLAN!!

JOIN MY CLAN!!

 

Haha, :!: .

[Lugmeister]

Sash of Sexual Positions

 

16 - 32 Damage

Player now is completely naked

When standing still will take many sexual positions

Can only be used by the Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, and Druid

[Cyrus]

Fikk den råeste kappa!

 

Robes of Porn

1 - 3 Damage

30% chance pop up window will appear

[Erzoul]

hehe. genialt.

i got:

 

Pistachio of the Walrus

0 Damage

Causes monster to look at you oddly

[amarios]

heh...denne var jo morsom

Your item is:

Rock

 

16 - 32 Damage