BlodHarry Skrevet 19. august 2005 Skrevet 19. august 2005 Claymore of Sexual Positions 2 - 4 Damage Player now is completely naked When standing still will take many sexual positions Can only be used by the Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, and Druid
BrokenTomato Skrevet 20. august 2005 Skrevet 20. august 2005 Your item is: Altoids Tin of Awareness -120 - 4 Damage Hero becomes paranoid
Veritas_ Skrevet 21. august 2005 Skrevet 21. august 2005 Your item is: Black Dancer Prostitute -1 - 4 Damage +10000% to damage Ignore traget's defense +9000 to attack rating 10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am Summons Jose Cuervo Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita Players head takes the form of a radish
SithAnakin Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 hah..kult da: Goat Maimer Branch 89 - 96 Damage +1 to all web skills 30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player Hit causes you to jam your thumb
Gjest medlem-77217 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Soiled Bastard Sword of Depression 0 - 4 Damage Hit causes target to shit shorts Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists +30 to haiku writing skills
FpsStu Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Your item is: Refrigerator of Disco 42 - 42 Damage Causes player to transmute into John Travolta
Skurupu Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Phat Dildo of the Diner 0 Damage Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355 Coffee (10/10 charges)
akristina92 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Fikk en ny en Your item is: Godslayer's Tramp -1 - 0 Damage Item belongs to Godslyer We ran out of ideas Player is too happy to attack Hit causes monsters to go to church CANNOT BE USED BY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE :!:
Bear^ Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Refrigerator of Depression 75 - 80 Damage Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists +30 to haiku writing skills --------------------- Sunken Finger Nail 24 - 14 Damage Item is lodged --------------- Tight Prostitute of the Rectum 90 - 120 Damage Equipping this item causes chafing Item can be weilded via anus
ttt Skrevet 3. september 2005 Skrevet 3. september 2005 Denne tråden er ein telletråd uten nokon særleg meining. Ei lang liste med forkjellige items er ikkje spesielt nyttig, og skulle det vere nokon som finner dette veldig spennande, kan dei følge linken i første innlegg og trykke "generate item" så lenge dei orker. Tråd stenges.
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