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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: asl?

You: 17 Girl US

Stranger: oh baby

You: Rawr!

Stranger: 19 M Cali

You: Rly?

Stranger: wanna have fun?

You: Sure!

Stranger: cyber?

You: Oh!

Stranger: well?

You: Sure!

Stranger: oh man

Stranger: you are turning me on

You: Likewise!

You: I'm wet!

Stranger: oh baby...

Stranger: let's start

Stranger: ladies first

You: What do you want me to do?

Stranger: aww come on

You: Have any fetishes?

You: I'm mastrubating as we speak.

Stranger: oh baby

Stranger: take off that shirt

You: Done!

You: You too! :p

Stranger: oh man

Stranger: i'm hard

Stranger: this is too good

You: Yeah!

You: I'm horny!!

Stranger: come here

You: Comin'!

Stranger: lick now

You: I'm gonna take you so hard!

Stranger: alright

You: Sooo hard!

You: Rough!

Stranger: mmmmm

Stranger: ho yea baby

Stranger: more

Stranger: come on

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: and you can call me

Stranger: mr. hard

Stranger: know that

Stranger: you'll be screaming that later

You: But I gotta ask you something...

Stranger: yes?

You: Well...

You: Do ya liek mudkipz?

Stranger: come on

Stranger: let us not be distracted

You: lawl

You: I only turn on mudkipz!

 

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Stranger: i had sex with a pig and now i have the swine flu

You: too bad

You: I fell sorry for you

You: feel*

Stranger: i know

Stranger: it sucks

Stranger: i love you

You: I better stop fucking my pigs before it comes to Norway

Stranger: god i wish you were anon

You: u liek mudkips?

Stranger: NO WAY

Stranger: ...

Stranger: THE

Stranger: GAME

You: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

You: I don't feel sorry for you anymore

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: can do rape on your teddy?

Stranger: quick and fast

You: sure

Stranger: its a blast

Stranger: american reject

You: i know

Stranger: you sound like queer

You: i do

Stranger: you like bumsex?

Stranger: me fuck your anus

You: yepp

Stranger: make it bleed

Stranger: cum inside

You: indeed

Stranger: dutch delight

Stranger: makes your fright

Stranger: ha ha ah

Stranger: dont do drug

Stranger: it make you thug

You: naw

Stranger: dog

Stranger: daggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

You: been waiting long?

Stranger: for_?

You: me of course :)

Stranger: very long...

You: thought so

You: not very talky?

Stranger: ı have waited for u you talk..

You: oh..

You: what do you want me to say? :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Jaja.. :p

 

Synd...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl??

You: Hi :)

You: 17, yes please :) and in my house

Stranger: r u female or male

You: male

You: u?

Stranger: female,17

Stranger: where u from

You: some place in Norway... or Snoreway :p

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Blir bare mer og mer synd de slår av..

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

You: slipped the caps lock..

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 17, m, norway

You: u?

Stranger: 76 f ur pants

Stranger: lol

You: haha :)

Stranger: buttt 17 f fl

You: oh, nice

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: :)

Stranger: wuts ur name?

You: well...

Stranger: u dont have to tell me

You: it's a bit diificult for some to understand that my name is "Are"

Stranger: my name is brooke

You: nice to meet you

You: I mean.. like meeting you.. here :p

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Fant en hyggelig! :)

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: :)

You: asl?

Stranger: 16 m finland

You: wow..

You: 17 m norway

Stranger: ok

You: not too far away :)

Stranger: yep

Stranger: i have visited in norway

Stranger: years ago..

You: I think I was in finland as a kid

You: can't remember much tho

Stranger: ok

You: going to stay up for long?

Stranger: i dont know..maybe, maybe not

You: even if I go to bed now or did it hours ago, I still can't get up in the morning :p

Stranger: if i go to sleep now..i awake like 12:00

Stranger: and nothing can wake me up before that

You: what's your time now?

Stranger: 1:19

You: oh, thought it was one hour more

Stranger: my computer's clock cant be wrong xD

You: if I get to it, it will :p

You: just kidding.. been bored all day

Stranger: me too..

Stranger: and im a bit tired too

Stranger: my eyes are melting..

You: maybe you should go to bed... or something?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: maybe a bit later

You: hehe..

You: you are actually the first here that don't disconnect as I talk to them :)

Stranger: yep.. its kinda hard to talk with people because most of time they disconnects or the connection interrupteds

You: yeah..

You: it's a great way finding new people to talk with tho :)

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: even if there are some really weird people...all the time

You: got those already

You: almost worse to come up with a subject here than to the two girls I talk to on msn for some reason

Stranger: yep yep.. there are no.one talking with me at msn right now

You: same.. those two are a few of the people that actually talk to me on msn

You: they haven't been on msn today tho.. :(

Stranger: i have so many adresses in my msn that i never need anymore

Stranger: have deleted many names but still there are too many useless adressesä

You: I constantly got over 140 offline contacts

Stranger: Ok :s your situation is more worse than mine, then

You: well.. it's my first hotmail adress... got much spam in the inbox too

You: no idea why I still use it :p

Stranger: i have spam only from tagged.com

Stranger: but.. i think i've better go to sleep now :)

You: ok, my mom came in and wanted me to go too

Stranger: ok :)

You: have a good night then ;)

Stranger: good night.

You: maybe we could meet/talk another time somehow? :)

Stranger: yep

Stranger: that would be fine

You: you can have the msn address I was talking about :p

You: *skrev msn'en min her* hotmail.com

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: i will add u

You: :)

Stranger: now its done

Stranger: now..i go to sleep

You: good night

Stranger: good night to u too

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Trygve Onnestad

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Fra mitt eget arkiv igjen . En meget forstyrret sjel jeg snakket med i 2 timer.tok flere uventede vendinger. Lang tekst , men ganske underholdene :) Jeg prøver å være så snill jeg kan

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: god day to you :)

Stranger: no

Stranger: im having a bad day

You: why ?

Stranger: lonely

Stranger: no friends that i want to hang out with

You: what do all day ?

Stranger: never had a gf

Stranger: 18 years old

You: thats sad

Stranger: never been kissed ffs

Stranger: omg dude

Stranger: it's so depressing

You: what do you do to make it better?

Stranger: i'm not a bad looking dude or soically bad or anything

You: okey

Stranger: but my head is fucked up

You: then whats the problem

You: drugs?

Stranger: no

Stranger: but i really should take them

You: have you done some real bad shit ?

Stranger: i have schizophrenia and cannibalistic urges

You: no . drugs dont work at all!

Stranger: you know how hard it is to find someone else like me

Stranger: brb

Stranger: food burning

You: you eat people

You: how modern

You: well , there are people sleeping in coffins . thinking they are vampiers, living on blood ect. so eating people aint so bad that you cant quit

You: everyone has urges. if its flesh or popsicles

Stranger: i'm back

Stranger: it's a little more complicated

Stranger: because i don't let anyone find out

You: and now i know

Stranger: i mean there are a lot of other things

Stranger: that i don't open up about

You: oh yeah?

Stranger: mmm

You: tell me the stranger

You: i will not put a curse on you !

Stranger: mmm i'd rather not right now, i don't think you'd be too interested, buuuut

Stranger: i found i have the seering characteristic of a serial killer

Stranger: which isn't good

Stranger: but it's interesting

You: truly are

Stranger: while i was a child i set my bird on fire, i killed some puppies, a bunch of other things like that

You: there have been many serial killers in the past . and still they come out from their dark hidingplace

Stranger: when i was young i found death so satifying that i came across some people i thought were a lot like me

Stranger: but the thing is

Stranger: they do it all for very different reasons

Stranger: well

You: yes

You: you killed your dogs

Stranger: there was one or two which are quite simular but they wre stupid

You: others may have done other tings

Stranger: yes

You: so stranger

Stranger: and today i almost killed my two fucking cats

Stranger: which is

Stranger: unusual because i haven't felt like this for a long time

You: how can you against animals ?

Stranger: but i've also been socially uninterested

Stranger: how can i?

Stranger: what?

You: well stranger . i shall now put a everlasting spell on you that will free your mind from the evil things you do

Stranger: i don't think i'm a bad person

Stranger: man

Stranger: i wish i wasn't such a fucked up person

Stranger: i wish i were religous

Stranger: or just

Stranger: normal

Stranger: without all these feelings

You: take a chillpill

Stranger: the only reason i'm not killing my cats is because i don't want to deal with the panic and sadness of my sister and mum

You: i see

Stranger: take a chillpill?

You: then move your ass out of the house

Stranger: not that i'd care about them i just don't like the atmosphere

You: then move

Stranger: i have studies and i need the support

You: find yourself a little dark dungeon spot

You: low rent shit

You: better than home ? eh ?

Stranger: my studies are a bit too intense for me to be working long hours

You: what do you study

Stranger: omg

Stranger: yes it would be

Stranger: well i'm doing my HSC but it's at a TAFE

Stranger: so it's full on

Stranger: high school

Stranger: i dropped out of school

Stranger: i didn't like the teachers

Stranger: they treated me too child like

You: thats not so smart to do. but your life isnt over because of that man !"

Stranger: i know it's not over

Stranger: but i've missed out on so much

You: go on . complete those studies

Stranger: and right now i feel like getting it back

You: you can do it !!

Stranger: all my old friends are having sex and i haven't even kissed a girl

Stranger: oh

Stranger: and i feel like i might be bi sexual

You: its your world man . only you can make the right choice

Stranger: all of a sudden

You: dont kill and eat people over some teenage rage

Stranger: which is good for me because guys are easier to talk to

Stranger: for me at least

Stranger: it's not rage

Stranger: it's like

You: you will one day get your chance

You: frustration

Stranger: i consider it to be something like sex

Stranger: on that level of interest

You: sexual frustration?

Stranger: except a little stronger

Stranger: wut?

You: intense

Stranger: where are you from?

You: do you inhale poo gas like those other kids?

You: dont do it !

You: im from alabama

Stranger: how old?

You: 20

Stranger: wtf are you talking about?

Stranger: poo gas

Stranger: like those other kids

Stranger: i didn't lol

You: good

You: dont inhale smoke either

You: it will one day save your dick

Stranger: did you enjoy that little read?

You: what ?

You: i see you man

Stranger: did you enjoy reading what i said

Stranger: ?

You: you will get your chance at the ladies

You: i didnt enjoy it

You: rather sad story

Stranger: i thought you would have found it interesting

You: why?

You: you need the support dude

Stranger: because i'm such an unusual perosn

You: nope

You: no one is unusual . because everyone is "normal"

Stranger: also

You: what defines unusual?

Stranger: sex to me is not a pleasure thing like i'd want it to be

You: that you are out of the normal leauge?

Stranger: it's really personal

Stranger: like i get attatched to that person

You: so is it to many others

You: thats why one night stands or drunken sex is a hard ting to do for many

Stranger: you mean to say that everyone is so different you can't define weird?

You: yupp

Stranger: well define someone as weird

Stranger: well i disagree

Stranger: i think that

Stranger: let me think

You: everyone is a bit weird in their mind , but its normal dude

Stranger: a normal person

Stranger: is someone with a stable mind

Stranger: someone with morals and can talk to people

You: he can be as unusal as a man that likes to wear womans panties in ex

You: because everything is normal

Stranger: well cutting myself on the arm so i can see what it's like to cut someone else open and to feel what they feel is pretty extreem for a normal person

Stranger: not the emo way

Stranger: my own little special way

You: then you should seek help. like talking to a shrink or something like that,

Stranger: i'm seeing one on tuesday

You: they can help

You: good

Stranger: i'm going to ask if i can go on meds

You: be open minded

Stranger: but i'm not sure which

Stranger: i can't open up to ihm

Stranger: now too much

You: yes you can. decribe your last year with few but strong words

Stranger: you know how hard it is to say to someone "i see people, bodies, i hear shit i should, and i think things i shouldn't be thinling"

You: and he will start to guide you

You: he will give you meds that will help

Stranger: let me check my food

Stranger: btb

Stranger: brb

Stranger: bk

Stranger: i think

Stranger: i'll go fooorrrr

You: allrighty

Stranger: antipsychotics

You: do so

Stranger: annnndddd

Stranger: maybe anti depressants

Stranger: what else...

You: give it 2 months .and dont quit while on it. can give you a setback!

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: don't go off meds

You: if so do it slow :)

Stranger: man

Stranger: fuck i don't want to

Stranger: i feel like once i start taking them i'll change

Stranger: into someone i don't want to change into and that

You: work with your mind man

Stranger: they won't fix what i want fixing

You: grow strong

You: 80 % must be your own mind setting goals

Stranger: i have goals

You: keep that goal clear in your head

You: and go for it

Stranger: i want to get high on my UAI (simular to SATs) and study psychology at uni

Stranger: maybe psychiatry

You: thats good educ

Stranger: just because i think i'll like it

Stranger: i want to talk to people

Stranger: see what's bothering them and help them understand why they feel that way

You: good :) you will make new friends

Stranger: i just hate people

Stranger: something about me

Stranger: just

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: i see people sometimes as just animals

Stranger: well exactly like that

Stranger: no one has any idea how much this fucking hurts

Stranger: these thoughts

Stranger: it's a different pain

Stranger: it's like

Stranger: you know that feeling

Stranger: when you know you've lost something you can't get back

Stranger: and ment a lot to you

Stranger: i feel like that all day

You: we are homo sapiens . and our relatives are the monkeys. we are all animals with smart brains

Stranger: everday for years

Stranger: and it gets sooo fucking bad

You: true

You: lost many friends the last past 10 yrs

You: wild shit has happend

Stranger: like what?

You: just some wild shit in the past

Stranger: my friend died a while back

Stranger: he was a close friend

You: what happend ?

Stranger: i used to do shit him all the time

You: what happend ?

Stranger: and when i heard that some 16 year old had stolen a car, didn't have his licence, and sped down the road and ran him over, i laughed

Stranger: i was fucking there and i was laughing

Stranger: no one else was

Stranger: i wanted to play with the body

Stranger: i found it so facinateing

Stranger: why don't i feel bad?

You: So you are necrophilia?

Stranger: play means open up and look

Stranger: do things with it

You: yes necro

Stranger: like pretend i killed him and stuff

Stranger: define it, i've come to understand it means sex

Stranger: with the dead

You: go find yourself some roadkill and play with

You: it can also mean obsession with the dead

Stranger: i do

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you know, i've been looking at the prices of mice

Stranger: just the other day

Stranger: so i can take them home and play with them

You: isnt that enough ? i mean torture the mice

Stranger: yes i have necrophilia

Stranger: what do you mean is it enough?

You: keep it there. and dont go playing around with dead humans?

Stranger: that's the thing though, it's not the same

Stranger: i feel like

Stranger: i'm creating

Stranger: my presenting the bodies

Stranger: by*

You: you can get some really cheap raggdolls to play with , even torture

Stranger: that'll be good if i were a dog, or a bear

Stranger: lol

Stranger: it's the emotional... destruction

Stranger: to create pain like that

Stranger: and to understand it

Stranger: it's empoering

Stranger: powering

Stranger: actaully

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: it's different

Stranger: it's werid

You: then go fuck some hooker

Stranger: man i'm tired

You: get laid man

Stranger: i told you

Stranger: sex is different for me

Stranger: it's not about pleasure

Stranger: it's personal

Stranger: but fuck i wish it weren't

You: then torture yourself

Stranger: i do

Stranger: by cutting myself

You: put a banana up your ass and fuck some teddybears

Stranger: i do

Stranger: like every day

You: good for you :)

Stranger: mm thanks for talking dude

Stranger: i liked our talk

Stranger: i'm gonna crash

Stranger: later man

You have disconnected.

 

H3N

H3N

Skrevet
Skrevet

Utrolig meningsfull samtale ....:p

 

You: hello!

Stranger: hi

You: HI!

Stranger: hi

You: hey!

Stranger: hi

You: yo!

Stranger: yup

You: good morning!

Stranger: good evening

You: happy new year!

Stranger: happy thanks giving

You: merry christmas!

Stranger: happy easter

You: happy 9th may!

Stranger: hahaha

You: what? aren't you going to wish me happy 06:50 in the morning? ! ?!

Stranger: happy 06:50am

You: thank you!

You: you too!

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Deadringer

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: What up homeboy?

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: sup niggro

Stranger: me downloaden some porn U ?

You: Just bring it!

You: Porno my game, malcom x to blame

Stranger: what ?

Stranger: lool man

Stranger: what kinda porn u like

You: Black chicks on dwarfs

You: Thats some hot shit right there

Stranger: realy ?

You: Yeah

You: cheack it out: www.z.midgetporr.ze.tk

Stranger: were do i find that shit man

Stranger: oo kk sanks

You have disconnected.

Syke saker.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyheyhey!

You: hi man, whats up?

You: Nah, nothing atm. Just chillin' taking up some grass

You: Grass? Like mary jane?

You: Yeah man. Mary fuckin' Jane

You: jesus, you crazy man

Stranger: hi

You: i'm crazy? your the one hitting on perfect strangers on the net!

You: What? I do no such thing!

Stranger: do you like cybersex

You: yeah you do you pervert

You: i do, yeah

You: me too

Stranger: give me msn

You: [email protected]

You: [email protected]

You: hey, lay off dude

You: this one's mine!

You: SUCK IT HOMEBOY!

Stranger: female?

You: fuck you g

You: nah, im a dude

You: guy

You: i thought omegle was one on one chatting?

You: nah

You: dont think so

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jeeezz.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi.

You: g'morning

Stranger: sup?

You: Not much

You: the roads are the dustiest and i like that

Stranger: uhh.. that

You: i dont know why i left the homestead, i must confess.

Stranger: *that's cool..

You: you know how it is. back home.

You: the suns the blasiest and the girls are the prettyest.

You: the owls the hootiest.

You: back home you know.

You: So where u from man?

Stranger: somewhere. far away.

You: And you agree? no place like home..... sweet home?

Stranger: yeah. i live in antartica.

You: My self, i enjoy the congo. bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo, oh nonononono

You: Im so happy in the jungle you see. I refuse to go.

You: Antarctica? Met any crazy ass zombie dogs yet?

Stranger: oh yes. plenty of them.

You: Cool. How do you handle them? Just pet em a little, or beat them with an ice cube?

Stranger: hmm. i let my pet polar bear handle it. i've tamed him.

You: Cool. Bet his a mean killing machine

Stranger: yes. he tried to eat my leg because i forgot to feed him.

You: damn, thats bear is crazy.

You: But anything goes

You: times have changed you know

You: since the puritans got the shock.

Stranger: hey. wanna know a secret?

You: God knows, anything goes. So hit it.

Stranger: i dont really live in antartica.

You: What? :O

Stranger: i dont have a pet polar bear either, although that'd be amazing.

You: So you aint got a mean killing machine of an polar bear

Stranger: nope./

You: NOO! My life is falling apart! Everything, lies! All lies!

Stranger: oh. sorry dawg.

You: /cut

You: /bleed

You: /die

You: okey, not dead just yet

Stranger: /walks away

You: takes a bit more time

You: be patient

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Slutten på denne var litt phun. Synd karen ikke forsto jeg skrev i "fallout3-sanger".

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StudioARE

StudioARE

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Svensker er slemme... :p

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hajjaa popowls

Stranger: who are u? :)

You: um.. I don't know?

Stranger: why?

You: because you are a stranger for me... and I am for you :p

Stranger: haha fair enogh!:p

Stranger: asl? :)

You: 17 maaaale norway

Stranger: bög, du suger på engelska din norrjävel!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: I'M GAY

You: YAY! :)

Stranger: YEAAAHHH!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey!

Stranger: how are you?

You: fine, except from hay fever

Stranger: hmm cool

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: hay fever?

Stranger: stuck in bed?

You: nah

Stranger: that's cool

Stranger: well not so cool

Stranger: lol

You: yeah..

You: how are you then?

Stranger: i'm doing pretty well.. just couldn't sleep

Stranger: a lil hungry too lol

Stranger: brb in 10 sec..

Stranger: k back

You: I got lunch now

Stranger: whoa lunch?

Stranger: haah

Stranger: it's 5am here lol

You: yeah

You: I'm in europe so

Stranger: haha cool!

Stranger: where?

You: Norway

Stranger: haha cool! :)

You: you know where it is?

Stranger: lol yes

You: where are you from?

Stranger: tx :)

Stranger: but i'm going to denmark this summer :)

You: oh, nice

Stranger: Texas*

Stranger: well i better get going :)..

Stranger: i'm searching for this person lol

Stranger: thanks for the chat though :)

You: what person? :p

Stranger: a girl i ran into is searching for a "william"

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so i'm helping her

You: haha

You: have a nice day

Stranger: you too :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

:)

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello.

Stranger: welcome to mars (;

You: YAY! :)

Stranger: would you like a chocolate bar? xD

You: yes

Stranger: -hands you one

Stranger: xD

Stranger: where are you fromm? =D

You: uhm... real? :p

Stranger: yeah real xD

Stranger: sorry my head hurts and im bored so i figured i'd entertian myself xD

You: haha, norway

Stranger: awesome! My bestfriends from there ;D

You: oh really?

Stranger: yupp (:

You: where are you from?

Stranger: i live in malaysia.

Stranger: though im not from herre o.o

You: I know someone there

Stranger: cool! (:

You: :)

Stranger: im hungry xD

You: I just had lunch :p

Stranger: Luckyy.

Stranger: Dinner is in a few xD

Stranger: idk what we're eating though xD

You: haha, how is it over there? :)

Stranger: boring >.<

Stranger: you? xD

You: same.. :p

Stranger: m or f? xD

You: m

You: you?

Stranger: f xD

Stranger: sorry my mum called

Stranger: x

Stranger: xD

You: then.. I know two females there :)

Stranger: Really? xD

You: in Malaysia :p

Stranger: OH.

Stranger: Cool (:

Stranger: My friends a girl though

Stranger: so i know a pair of human? lmfao xD

You: haha

You: :p

Stranger: my kitty is here <

Stranger: <3

Stranger: xD

You: aw... I want :p

Stranger: MINEE O:

You: I'm not taking it from you :p

Stranger: goodie xD

Stranger: ew my head hurts >_<

You: oh..? why?

Stranger: idk i think its the heat.

Stranger: its just pounding and making me feel lightheaded o.o

You: o.. ;o

Stranger: ikr? o.o

You: what?

Stranger: i know right xD

You: oh :p

Stranger: yesss xD

Stranger: so what cha doing? xD

You: um... I'm at school :p

Stranger: and you're online? xD

You: yeah :p

Stranger: tsk tsk tsk

Stranger: naughty xD

You: haha

Stranger: xDD

You: math is boring :p

Stranger: i hate math >_<

Stranger: confuses me.

Stranger: all the numbers.

Stranger: blech xD

You: haha :p

Stranger: aw i got to go. xD

Stranger: i have to walk my dog.

You: aw..

Stranger: nice talking to you though! xD

You: could we talk later sometime... like on msn? :)

Stranger: okay sure.

Stranger: um add me i guess xD

Stranger: *EMAIL*

Stranger: ignore the email xD

Stranger: its like really old.

You: ok :p

Stranger: but i have to many contacts to bother to change it xD

You: mine is *MIN MSN*

Stranger: cool wait... starting from the are?

You: was the first I created :p

You: yup

Stranger: the first one i created was *EN MSN*

Stranger: lmfaooo

Stranger: i was ...8? xD

You: I got loads of offline contacts on that msn :p

Stranger: xD maybe cuz nobody is awake?

You: then they would be sleeping for months :p

Stranger: xD oh.

Stranger: then add more people! lmfao.

You: haha, I always do

Stranger: good! lmfao. cuz i g2g. bye then ;D

You: have a good day :)

Stranger: thanks you too!

Stranger: dont fall asleep in math xD

You: I won't :p

Stranger: good! xD

Stranger: BYEEE ;D

You: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

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2ball_

2ball_

Skrevet
Skrevet

denne ble jo litt rar:

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You: weee?

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You: : )

Stranger: ;D

You: so..

You: u bored? :p

Stranger: not much

You: I'm SO bored..

You: so I came here..

Stranger: everyone here is bored

You: ^^

Stranger: so

Stranger: what can I say to you be happy?

You: hmm..

You: lets try: Spider pig

Stranger: ...

You: well..

You: gotta go..

Stranger: =S

Stranger: spider pig?

You: need to feed my lama and wtch the grass grow..

You: I missed it yesterday..

Stranger: oh

Stranger: so

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Deadringer

Deadringer

Skrevet
Skrevet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello?

Stranger: I hear you

Stranger: how long are you trapped down there?

You: You do? Great shit!

Stranger: I mean, on the other side?

You: I thought i'd never get out!

Stranger: I had some rope

Stranger: but I was hungry and ate it :(

You: Thank god, lower it!

You: no!

Stranger: sorry!

Stranger: looks like you'll have to die now.

You: Then how am i going to climb out of this hell hole?

Stranger: should I let your family now?

Stranger: *know

You: Nah, their the one who put me down here

Stranger: oh.

Stranger: alright then.

Stranger: later!

Stranger: I'll go get myself a donut

Stranger: should I buy you one, too?

You: Yeah please

You: havnt eaten in a month

Stranger: k

Stranger: you owe me 50 cents

Stranger: *throws a donut down the hell hole*

You: You think i got money?

You: Well, i do, heres 50.

Stranger: bastard

Stranger: give me back my donut!

Stranger: oh, okay

Stranger: throw it up, will you?

Stranger: I mean... up... as in... up here.

You: Hm, i can try

You: Even though i think my fart cannon will work better

Stranger: okay, thanks, you keep these 50 cents

Stranger: I'm out of here :o

You: yeeeyh

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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