Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Ballus]

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Stranger: I need to see a pussy help me!

Stranger: I need to see a pussy help me!

Stranger: I need to see a pussy help me!

Stranger: I need to see a pussy help me!

You: i have one

Stranger: cool

Stranger: show me plz

Stranger: I miss my gf's pussy

You: if you show me ur cock

Stranger: sure

Stranger: let me just take a pic

You: ok

You: (Y)

You: fucktard

[Ayb]

Hadde nettopp en veldig interessant samtale, hvor det var om å gjøre å krasje den andre sin PC!

Vi kopierte en veldig lang setning og limte in utallige ganger. Fikk Firefox til å bruke 1,3GB minne før den avslutta seg selv

[Insomniatic]

Hadde nettopp en veldig interessant samtale, hvor det var om å gjøre å krasje den andre sin PC!

Vi kopierte en veldig lang setning og limte in utallige ganger. Fikk Firefox til å bruke 1,3GB minne før den avslutta seg selv

Det skal ikke gå, fordi det kommer "connection imploded" etter et visst antall tegn i samtalen.

[KolonP]

 

You: Expose your knowlegde about the cold war for me.

Stranger: Starting with what?

You: You decide.

Stranger: Hm. Well i suppose i should start with the end of WWII.

You: Go on.

Stranger: ok, too involved.

Stranger: Haha i'll just give you a basic outline

You: Ok, very well.

Stranger: USSR and the USA were basically rising superpowers, and they wanted more than the other could have.

Stranger: So they ened up racing each other to prove who was better

Stranger: And who could blow up the world first

Stranger: Those are the main points. At least, the main points taught in the USA, which is where i learned.

Stranger: *about the cold war

You: Thank you for the information.

Stranger: ...that wasn't a test?

Stranger: I thought you already knew and was asking me for fun

Stranger: DID I JUST HELP YOU ON A PROJECT?

You: You were wrong.

You: Yes.

You: I win.

Stranger: YOU BETTER CITE ME!

Stranger: say whaaaaat

Stranger: YOU'RE A DOUCHE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sk!ppy]

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: alex?

You: Ye?

Stranger: is that u alex?

You: Yeah?

Stranger: YAY!

Stranger: I LOVE YOU ALEX!

You: I love myself too

Stranger: DO YOU LOVE ME?

You: not really

Stranger: GASP!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[InsertNumLock]

haha, morsomt når folk henger seg på.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: franky?

You: sonny here

Stranger: Yes, it is I.

You: got the dope?

Stranger: I got more than I bargained for.

Stranger: We got lucky, Sonny.

You: sweet

You: when do we meet?

Stranger: Gimme a half hour, my place.

You: allright

You: ill be off

You have disconnected.

[knottsau]

Hahah, dette var gøy, nytt tidsfordriv ;D

[Dr.Sheldon Cooper]

Hoho, tidenes samtale:D

[Ayb]

Det skal ikke gå, fordi det kommer "connection imploded" etter et visst antall tegn i samtalen.

 

Gikk da fint her ihvertfall . Hvorfor skulle jeg lyve om det

[douchebag]

Hoho, tidenes samtale:D

LOL, den var nice

[Trygve Onnestad]

hahah denne samtalen gav meg latterkick i morgentimene i dag. så utrolig bra

 

 

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyyy smile.gif

You: hi smile.gif

You: whats up ?

Stranger: how are you today?

Stranger: oh, not a lot, just put on some fake tan =P haha

Stranger: and you?

You: oh im fine smile.gif just finished showering

Stranger: oh okay, cool cool!

You: yeah . hygene you know

Stranger: yep, must be taken care of regularly

You: cant smell fishy

You: you know. that fishy smell that then to rip your nose from the inside

Stranger: no way, that's the foulest smell ever!

Stranger: euuuugh, brings tears to the eyes just thinking about it

Stranger: not pleasant, to say the least

You: yeah. i sometimes smell like that !

You: my sweat . it gives me rash

Stranger: haha, that's when you don't shower, i suppose?

Stranger: oh oh, well then showering's a good idea!

You: all day stranger . all day. i ate some really poison shit when i was a boy

Stranger: some poison shit? what made you do that?...

You: i glow in the dark if i go out in the sun

You: at elementary

You: some friends and i broke in to this old factory building

Stranger: that's pretty cool though, my friend, i can't lie

Stranger: it almost makes me want to eat poison shit

Stranger: ohh okay, go on

You: and then i ate some blue goo in there

You: tasted really good. kinda liquid candybeans

You: you know

Stranger: hmm, sounds like something i should try

You: so . it turned out to be poison sad.gif

Stranger: uh oh. how are you today?

You: still glowing in the dark. problems with rash. memory loss . enlarged penis. blue urin and so on

You: so everything fine with you ?

Stranger: hahah. how long ago was it that you first consumed the poison then?

Stranger: oh yes, everything's okay with me, thanks

Stranger: no toxic candybeans in me, so i am fine

You: think i was about 12 years back then. hmm in fact its 12 years since it happend! gosh

Stranger: oh wow! is this the 12-year anniversary today?

Stranger: how emotional you must be!

You: yes smile.gif i am sad.gif

You: just me , my enlarged penis and tv now.

Stranger: poor you! i can only imagine

Stranger: oh yeah?

Stranger: well, that doesn't sound like too much to complain about

You: and you ?

You: any rash`?

Stranger: well, it is me and my laptop and i do not have a penis, so that is where we differentiate

Stranger: mm, no rashes for me, thank goodness

You: like you dont have ? how do you manage to peepee?

Stranger: well i am not a guy, i am a girl, so i manage quite fine without a penis

You: aaa your a woman

You: ahaha , hah.

Stranger: yes, my friend, i am a woman

Stranger: what are you chuckling at?

You: then i understand . cause you said you didnt have a penis

Stranger: yeah, haha, now it's making sense for you isn't it

You: sorry jellybean poison sad.gif

Stranger: aww, it's okay. i feel for you

You: thats sweet . will you tuck me in bed ?

You: and i need my carebear

Stranger: of course, did you have your warm milk already?

You: yes

Stranger: okay, i will tuck you in now, i have mr. carebear, too

You: good night then

You: se you tomorrow

You: love you

Stranger: i love you, my dearest

Stranger: please, take care of your rashes

You: ZZzz

Stranger: do not scratch them too much, they will become infected otherwise

You: ZZzzZ

Stranger: awww bless you. xxxx

Stranger: you're a sleepy boy

You: ZZzz now what?

Stranger: now you wake up and you give me a big hug!

You: aaww smile.gif im so happy now. feels like a new life

Stranger: really? awww, maybe you are cured!!

You: stranger mom cured me.

Stranger: it was all me? oh, well i am flattered! anything for you, my boy, anything <3

You: ohh no !

You: ive got chickenpocks! mutatet and deadly .noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: nooo? what's wrong, dear?

 

 

 

 

Edit :

 

Legger til en samtale til jeg synes var konge. denne kalte jeg for : Virgin . hehe

 

 

 

 

 

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: i tell you

Stranger: you tell me

You: fucking viagra and some good old banging

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: totally

You: you know that sound. when the bed slams into the backwall ?

Stranger: i do not

You: blam , blam blam . ( followed by some moaning and screaming )

You: mm . love that sound

Stranger: yeah man i wouldnt know im a virgin

You: thats a pitty

Stranger: i guess so

You have disconnected.

 

Endret 26. april 2009 av Raude

[Spissborgeren]

You: don't say anything

Stranger:

You: thanks

Stranger: ok

You: obey the rules, fuckwad.

Stranger: what's up?

You: you know the usual

Stranger: i want to ask u something

You: k

Stranger: can i?

You: you just asked me something

Stranger: asl?

You: 12, girl, fbi hq

Stranger: what's fbi hq/

Stranger: ?

You: im an undercover agent looking for potential kid fuckers on here.

You: are you a potential kid fucker?

Stranger: great to meet u BYE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 26. april 2009 av O89

[heggheim1]

Stranger: Hi! ♥

You: yellow

Stranger: Green!

You: blue?

Stranger: Red...

You: white

Stranger: black.

You: you racist!

Stranger: what? why?!

You: you said I was black

Stranger: No I didn't! xD

You: hehe I know:P

[stoltz]

Dette var gøy.

 

Stranger: Do you woman or man?

You: I do women

You: you?

[Trygve Onnestad]

En fra arkivet mitt : Jeg er You denne gang også

 

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: Hello,my name is Arthur and i'm very Sexy.

You: im gonna fuck you up!

You: you hear me!

Stranger: sure

Stranger: how?

Stranger: hit your screen?

Stranger: lol

You: beat your dick flat

Stranger: sure...

You: yeah?

You: you better belive it buddy

You have disconnected.

 

hahah

Endret 26. april 2009 av Raude

[knottsau]

En fra arkivet mitt : Jeg er You denne gang også

 

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: Hello,my name is Arthur and i'm very Sexy.

You: im gonna fuck you up!

You: you hear me!

Stranger: sure

Stranger: how?

Stranger: hit your screen?

Stranger: lol

You: beat your dick flat

Stranger: sure...

You: yeah?

You: you better belive it buddy

You have disconnected.

 

hahah

 

Den der fikk jeg og i går ;D

[Nord-Skandinav]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heisann!

Stranger: heihei

Stranger: ikke verst

You: wow

You: hehehe

You: første gang jeg prøve med noe norsk med en gang

You: :O

You: prøver*

Stranger: for et sammentreff

You: helt sykt

Stranger: jeg sitter på skolebenken

You: er på jobb jeg

You: på en skole^^, sysadmin:P

Stranger: vi har seksualundervisning i forbindele med den kommende russetida

Stranger: woo, sysadmin

You: hehe, fantastisk

You: yeah=D

Stranger: da kan du jo gjøre mye artig

You: jess

You: men det er egentlig bare slemt

Stranger: jajo

You: jeg er en snill sysadmin=)

Stranger: wow, en sjeldenhet ^^^

Stranger: oi, det ble en for mye

You: hehe

Stranger: ny laptop, uvanlig tastatur

You: grattis=)

Stranger: takker

Stranger: kjøpte den i london i forrigårs

You: hvor kommer du fra da?

You: pent

Stranger: trondheimsområdet

You: =0

You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Stranger: enn du=

You: bor på lade:P

Stranger: haha, fantastisk

You: sykt

 

 

You: haha

Stranger: haha, you thought i ment penis?

Stranger: silly you

You: im a bit silly

Stranger: silly billy

Stranger: your name isnt billy, is it?

You: nope

You: its not

Stranger: too bed

You: where are you from btw?

Stranger: norway

You: aha

You: where in norway?

Stranger: the middle

You: ka i helvette, snakke æ med en trønder?:O

Stranger: oi se der ja

Stranger: du e ikke den samme norsken som æ traff sist?

You: faen

You: midtbyen vgs?

Stranger: bor på lade, jobbe på malvik?

You: OMG

You: hahahaha

You: jagerfly over skolen lizzm

Stranger: rofl irl

Stranger: wow, det her e virkelig gøy

[stoltz]

Møtte bare folk fra nærområdet da jeg prøvde meg på skolen i dag.

[Batnobbit]

ou: Heeeydihooo

Stranger: heeeeey

You: Omg, peter?

Stranger: no!

You: Then who?

Stranger: Santa

You: Hey:D

Stranger: heloo

You: Whats up with the smileys?

Stranger: I dunno

You: Cool:D

Stranger: ^^

[Fadeless]

Møtte bare folk fra nærområdet da jeg prøvde meg på skolen i dag.

Samme her! På skolene møter jeg bare folk frå Norge!