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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

 

I'm married. My days of getting laid are long gone. :(

 

I read through it and then figured that it was made out of numbers and letters. Now I'm depressed. :hm:

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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

 

I'm married. My days of getting laid are long gone. :(

 

 

 

:(

 

Reminds me of Dunham's jokes with Walter :wee:

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We're having reker for dinner today. I don't like them, so i'll just have some bread instead.

What ?

Shrimps is very good for dinner, with a little bit of lemon at the side.

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We're having reker for dinner today. I don't like them, so i'll just have some bread instead.

What ?

Shrimps is very good for dinner, with a little bit of lemon at the side.

Yes, if you put aside the fact that the shrimp is carrying it's intestines on it's back, and when consuming a shrimp you also consume its faeces. :thumbdown:

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You breathe urine while you take a piss. Your sense of smell is your nose "tasting" the fragnance of various objects (like a fart).

 

The fact that your have problems eating the "crap" from a shrimp, is a bit odd, since I'm quite certain you eat eggs, that come out of a chicken's bottom, and usually should have been a fetus for a chicken.

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You breathe urine while you take a piss. Your sense of smell is your nose "tasting" the fragnance of various objects (like a fart).

 

The fact that your have problems eating the "crap" from a shrimp, is a bit odd, since I'm quite certain you eat eggs, that come out of a chicken's bottom, and usually should have been a fetus for a chicken.

You seem to lack the ability to comprehend the difference between anus and vagina.

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The Vagina and the Anus are both orifices where bodily fluids are released through.

 

Besides, most people remove the visible part of a shrimp's rectal tube.

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