"The Diablo 3 Item Generator"

[BlodHarry]

Claymore of Sexual Positions

 

2 - 4 Damage

Player now is completely naked

When standing still will take many sexual positions

Can only be used by the Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, and Druid

 

 

[BrokenTomato]

Your item is:

Altoids Tin of Awareness

-120 - 4 Damage

Hero becomes paranoid

[Veritas_]

Your item is:

Black Dancer

Prostitute

-1 - 4 Damage

+10000% to damage

Ignore traget's defense

+9000 to attack rating

10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am

Summons Jose Cuervo

Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita

Players head takes the form of a radish

[SithAnakin]

hah..kult da:

 

Goat Maimer

Branch

 

89 - 96 Damage

+1 to all web skills

30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player

Hit causes you to jam your thumb

[Gjest medlem-77217]

Soiled Bastard Sword of Depression

0 - 4 Damage

Hit causes target to shit shorts

Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists

+30 to haiku writing skills

[FpsStu]

Your item is:

Refrigerator of Disco

 

42 - 42 Damage

Causes player to transmute into John Travolta

[Skurupu]

Phat Dildo of the Diner

 

0 Damage

Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355

Coffee (10/10 charges)

[akristina92]

Fikk en ny en

 

Your item is:

Godslayer's Tramp

 

-1 - 0 Damage

Item belongs to Godslyer

We ran out of ideas

Player is too happy to attack

Hit causes monsters to go to church

CANNOT BE USED BY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE

 

:!:

[Bear^]

Refrigerator of Depression

 

75 - 80 Damage

Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists

+30 to haiku writing skills

 

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Sunken Finger Nail

 

24 - 14 Damage

Item is lodged

 

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Tight Prostitute of the Rectum

 

90 - 120 Damage

Equipping this item causes chafing

Item can be weilded via anus

[ttt]

Denne tråden er ein telletråd uten nokon særleg meining. Ei lang liste med forkjellige items er ikkje spesielt nyttig, og skulle det vere nokon som finner dette veldig spennande, kan dei følge linken i første innlegg og trykke "generate item" så lenge dei orker.

 

Tråd stenges.