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Gjest Slettet+5132

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KoRn må være gammelt, jeg liker alt av KoRn siden det er favorittgruppen min( en av de ).

Men de beste sangene er på de 2 første platene. Det er 2 solide album.

3 var greit nok. Resten ble sånn noen sanger bra, men mesteparten plæ.

Neineinei! Issues er det beste de har gjort. :p

 

Er uenig. men den er helt grei.

Har du sett Jonathan Davis klikke på scenene på de litt eldre konsertene?

Han har ikke samme syke måten og headbange på lengre:(

Er ikke det samme nei. :/ Er tragisk at det bare er JD og Fieldy igjen som er originale medlemmer. Har heldigvis vært så heldig at jeg har sett de live 2 ganger, ikke med alle de originale medlemmene da, men var fortsatt dritbra.

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L4r5

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<Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.

<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.

<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.

<Scotty> And she scanned them.

<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.

<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."

<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.

<Scotty> Oh my fucking God

<Scotty> Until the day I die

<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.

<DanT> haha

<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

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chokke

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Brød er farlig.

 

 

Bread Kills!

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

 

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

 

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

 

4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.

 

5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:

 

* 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.

* 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.

* 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.

* 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.

* 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.

 

6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.

 

7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!

 

8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

 

9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.

 

10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

 

11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

 

12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

 

13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

 

14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

 

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

 

1. No sale of bread to minors.

2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

 

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Wiciwato

Wiciwato

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Det er vel ingen andre James Bond filmer som er kino-aktuelle nå vel?

Det stemmer det, men det kunne f.eks hende han skulle se en gammel Bond-film på en filmklubb eller noe. :whistle:

Din dumme, dumme ku! Din dumme, dumme, dumme ku!

 

Danielzu: Likte filmen grisegodt selvom den ikke hadde den klassiske James-feelingen, gled dere! Du får ta på deg smoking, da vettu ;)

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Datasmurf

Datasmurf

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Jeg vil ha en mer kompetent hushai.

Hver gang vi prøver å koble til rangeboostere for å få brukbart nett på rommene våre, kommer fyren og konfiskerer de og kaller oss pøbler, sier at slike dommedagsmaskiner ødelegger Internett og tar nettet for godt i 10-12 dager ...

 

Cheer up! Det du skrev der kunne blitt et bra dikt :)

Det ville i så fall blitt mitt verste hittil.

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Gjest Slettet+6132

Gjest Slettet+6132

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Hei!

 

Lurte på om studentkortet fra trafikanten fungerer på buss i Oslo?

 

:)

 

Så vidt jeg vet funker det kortet på all kollektiv trafikk i Oslo og Akershus

 

EDIT: Og er du usikker så prøv, koster ikke mange kronene for buss i Oslo uansett

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