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  1. 1. Heter det hvitost eller gulost?

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Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush the hvitostings, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good!

 

Dette er jo helt klart en forfalskning gjort av det hedenske gulostningene.

 

Det er jo selfølgelig slik det henger sammen:

 

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush the gulostings, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good!

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Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush the hvitostings, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good!

 

Dette er jo helt klart en forfalskning gjort av det hedenske gulostningene.

 

Det er jo selfølgelig slik det henger sammen:

 

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush the hvitostings, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good!

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Å modifisere et sitat fra "Conan – The Barbarian" var MIN idè, finn på noe innovativt og originalt (som om en hvitosting klarer en så krevende oppgave). :mrgreen:

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Gjest Bruker-95147

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Jaja, selv om man titter ned i sitt eget skritt, så er det ikke sikkert man få øye på annet enn toodeelopipshit

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Her er sannheten:

 

History has shown us that some men are born great; Da Vinci, mrmus,  Einstein, Newton, Henry VIII, Boadicca (OK she wasn't a man but she was great in a fight and knew how to raise the roof). However, history can't be trusted as far as you can throw it as it has a tendency to shove under the rug of life the real people of greatness. Yes, those utter bastards that lie, stab, and cheat like gulostings their way up the social ladder for no other reason than obtaining total power over those beneath them. Not forgetting the large wads of innocent hvitost and the pick of the totty. Welcome to 2006 and a bit years of history history forgot to mention - Welcome to Hvitost-realm
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Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of gulost!

 

So, did Conan return the wayward daughter of King Osric to her home. And having no further concern, he and his companions crushed hvitostings in the West. Many wars and feuds did Conan fight. Honor and fear were heaped upon his name and, in time, he became a king by his own hand... And this story shall also be told.

 

The ashes were trampled into the Earth, and the blood became as snow. Who knows what the hvitostings came for ... weapons of steel, or murder? It was never known, for their leader rode to the south, while the children went north with the Vanir. No one would ever know that my lord's people had lived at all. His was a tale of sorrow.

 

He did not care any more... life and death... the same. Only that the crowd would be there to greet him with howls of lust and fury. He began to realize his sense of worth... he mattered. In time, his victories could not easily be counted... he was taken to the east, a great prize, where the gulostings would teach him the deepest secrets. Language and writing were also made available, the poetry of Kitai, the philosophy of Sung; and he also came to know the pleasures of women, when he was bred to the finest stock. But, always, there remained the discipline of steel.

 

It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever ... gulost ... so long an unremembered dream, was his.

 

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Ja se der! Snadder delux :!:

 

Edit: Ro ro ro your boat gently down the stream, belts off, trousers down, isnt life a scream :!:

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Feil tråd. ;)

 

Dette er slagmarken der gulostinger og hvitostinger sloss til the bitter end ...

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Og du utmerker deg oralt, som vanlig. :w00t:

 

Edit: 935 helter i pollen.

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Da er TV2 fargeblinde. Majoriteten av all ost er gul, derfor heter det gulost. Dette er et logisk argument som ingen har klart å knuse,

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Det er jo udokumentert svada(og for ordens skyld irrelevant). Men det som er dokumentert er at hvitost er naturlig hvit.

 

Flotte gule og oransje varianter får man også. Mangfold er en flott ting, la dere ikke blende av fargen. Den tiden er for lengst over, nå ser man forbi, man ser på sjelen. Man ser mot harmoni.

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