"The Diablo 3 Item Generator"

[zeox]

Anal Beads of Balance

 

54 - 60 Damage

+4 to damage

[royale]

haah!

 

Often Dropped Beef

 

42 - 42 Damage

50% chance player will find exact same item in next 2 minutes

[Morfiril]

Fekk:

 

Your item is:

Waffle of Nocturnal Emissions

 

87 - 230 Damage

[TheDarkListener]

Your item is:

Oldschool Refrigerator of the Onion

 

1 - 2 Damage

+200% chance to find uniques while gambling

Takes months to reach level 99

Players head takes the form of an onion

[Gjest Slettet-9MaQoRVt]

The Avocado Trio's Bazooka

 

1 - 3 Damage

+10000% to damage

Ignore traget's defense

+9000 to attack rating

Item is made of PAPER!!

Hit numbs players hand

 

:!:

 

omfg j skal pwnze alle hr azz!!!11 omg j har basoka lol!!!!!!!!

[Plomma2]

Envious Fiddle

 

1 - 2 Damage

Party members wish they were you

[krizkriz]

Horny Refrigerator of the Whale

 

50 - 100 Damage

20% chance sand creepers will hump player's leg

+30% to weight

[Rhulken]

Your item is:

Stinky Rubber Duck of Dubious Glee

 

87 - 120 Damage

Poison attack

This item greatly pleases you

Or does it?

[ShadowMaster]

Hahaha.

 

Your item is:

Yellow Camel of Unhealthy Bathing Habits

 

1 - 2 Damage

Hit causes monsters to flee

-40% to poison resists

[valentino]

jeg fikk bare en kjedelig en:

 

Your item is:

Forked Stick

 

87 - 230 Damage

[Sigga]

Your item is:

Ass of Trading

 

89 - 96 Damage

30% chance to rip someone off

50% chance item is duped

10% chance of getting trade hacked

 

^^

[brotulix]

...minner faretruende om et "spill" kalt ProgressQuest...

 

+48 Gilded Festooned Diamond Mail Brassairts?

+46 Studded Cambric Plasma Sollerets?

+50 Impressive Fine Titanium Greaves?

Deadly Galoon of Efficiency?

Ormolu Bijou of Chaos?

Mythic Garnet of Extroversion?

Blessed Gimlet of Worry?

 

forøvrig fikk jeg:

Stapler of Chlamydia

87 - 120 Damage

Can only be healed with topical cream

Funny odor

 

og:

Phat Stuffed Animal

87 - 120 Damage

Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355

Endret 15. august 2005 av brotulix

[Glipp]

Your item is:

Asian

 

24 - 14 Damage

 

 

 

 

lol

[wewwen]

Your item is:

Slutty Alarm Clock of Pitiable Misfortune

 

1 - 3 Damage

Must be one of Darkrose's ex girlfriends to equip

All party members look at you and turn away

+3 to suicide skills

[Cannabiskopen]

Your item is:

Kitty Cat of Scamming

0 - 900 Damage

"Blizzard will NEVER ask for your account password for any reason. People who do are trying to STEAL your account. Do not respond to those THIEVES."

[Musty]

Your item is:

Nazi

 

110 - 230 Damage

[Brighto]

Your item is:

Dusty Salt Shaker of Self-Inflicted Pain

 

0 - 900 Damage

Causes player to sneeze

All damage is reflected back to you

 

NYTTIG!

 

 

nr 2.

 

Your item is:

Spoon

 

0 Damage

 

Endret 18. august 2005 av Brighto

[ExEsLayer]

Your item is:

Menacing Anus

 

50 - 100 Damage

Hit causes monster to flee

 

 

 

Your item is:

Dildo of the Flying Squirrel :!:

 

12 - 13 Damage

Enables flying

unable to attack

[DurinVIII]

Prøvde en tur til og fikk:

 

Girl Scout of Fellatio

 

2 - 34 Damage

Hit causes monsters to kneel

 

:!:

[Mr. Purple]

fikk denne jeg.

 

Cock Ring

 

75 - 80 Damage