Hva er ditt favorittsitat?

[kimman]

Det er bedre å ikke ha noe enn å ha noe som ikke virker.

[inaktiv000]

*sette på gatas*

"suser ganske mye for jeg ække så god på fakta,

ække så god til å elske folket, men jeg er god til å hate mekta!!"

vakkert

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synser er det vel han sier? uansett, de har mye bra

[Bøtta]

"I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch!"

 

Stewie, Family guy.

[edge]

"Close your mind, open your pants" - Frank Barone, Everybody loves Raymond.

[Vt-iversen]

"SITT NED OG HOLD KJEFT!"

 

Min mor / 1982-2002

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

"SITT NED OG HOLD KJEFT!"

 

Min mor / 1982-2002

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Favoritt? :!:

 

Kan svare likevis da: "MEN DU HAR DA FOR FAEN ALLTID LIKT SEIBIFF, JÆVLA KRESNE UNGE!" - Min kresne far (som vet jeg ikke liker seibiff) i en krangel om hva vi skal ha til middag.

[Vt-iversen]

Åh gud ja! alle voksnes favoritt-middag-argument!

"Du har alltid likt det før"

Har hørt den et par og tjue tusen ganger selv.

[inaktiv000]

"Du har jo spist det før, og da likte du det"

[Heilage]

"Den bussen var for de som er store mellom beina."

-Audun, læreren min når han omtalte bussen vi kjørte til Oslo i. Den hadde god benplass.

[svamp]

"Du har jo spist det før, og da likte du det"

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Kjenner det veldig godt igjen

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Det står i signaturen min.

 

"That is the gayest thing I have ever seen, and I've watched gay porn before."

 

[gspr]

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

-- Denis Diderot.

[TLZ]

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." (fra V for Vendetta)

[Eplejus]

"Jeg har en enkel smak, kun det beste er godt nok"

 

Det sitatet her har jeg faktisk ramma inn og hengt på veggen

[MyBigMouth]

The boys who were polite and opened doors didn't get anything, did they? But those who were a bit of a bastard, shagging a-plenty

[Heilage]

The boys who were polite and opened doors didn't get anything, did they? But those who were a bit of a bastard, shagging a-plenty

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Eddie Izzard.

 

Opphav bør nevnes.

[:utakt]

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

Need I say more?

 

Chris Rock er tøff.

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Eddie Izzard.

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Den mannen er genial!

[Heilage]

Eddie Izzard.

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Den mannen er genial!

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Kunne ikke vært mer enig.

 

"Noah! Stop what you're doing and build me an arc."

 

And Noah, who is Sean Connery for this film:

"Well, I'm building a speedboat at the moment. It's got a big fuck-off enginge, so we can shoot across the water like that."

[Dorian Gray]

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.