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[gspr]

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."

-- Ernest Rutherford

[flodhest]

"Let each man exercise the art he knows" - husker ikke i farten.

Endret 14. april 2005 av flodhest

[-:Coldplay:-]

"Vestlig sivilisasjon, ja det hadde vært en god ide"

 

Mahatma Ghandi

 

(han sa det selvfølgelig ikke på norsk )

[Jonnar]

"Don't correct your enemy when he's making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

- Mark Twain

 

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

- Larry the Cable Guy, Blue Collar TV

 

"Who applies to work in lost luggage? That's like working emptying porta-potties, you're just gonna catch crap all day."

- Bill Engvall, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

 

"Seven page fax, the first one's just got a big "F" on it. I don't like where it's headed."

- David Spade

[MrLeftfield]

"I'm not going to help you, you're going to help him, man. You're going to help him. I mean, what are they going to say, man, when he's gone, huh? Because he dies, when it dies, man, when it dies, he dies. What are they going to say about him? What, are they going to say, he was a kind man, he was a wise man, he had plans, he had wisdom? Bullshit, man! Am I going to be the one, that's going to set them straight? Look at me: wrong! ... You!"

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[TLZ]

"Nå stikker jeg i dusjen, så skal jeg tilfredsstille meg selv seksuelt,

mens jeg tenker på In Flames." -flodhest(fra forumet her)

[SiQux]

fra Army of Darkness

Ash - "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

Endret 8. mai 2005 av SiQux

[Werlin]

War does not determine who is right, only who is left- Bertrand Russell

 

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love - Anais Nin

 

If you are going through hell, keep going - Sir Winston Churchill

 

No bird soars to high, if he soars with his own wings - William Blake

 

Only the educated are free - Epictetus

 

Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent - Issac Asimov

 

The price of greatness is responsibility - Sir Winston Churchill

 

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty - Sir Winston Churchill

[gspr]

"Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation."

-- Richard Feynman.

[riktig]

Måtte fluene fra tusen kameler bosette seg i armhulene deres.

 

- Wilfred Fruke.

[Fredrik]

"They hatin' on me!"

 

Jermaine, The Weakest Link, charity-spesial med rappere.

[Sneglen]

Fra Snatch.

 

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

 

[sol is holding 2 pistols]

Vinny: What do you mean, Replicas?

Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.

Vinny: Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

 

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?

Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy: It's for protection.

Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

 

Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

 

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Gemologist: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

 

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

Tyrone: It's too tight.

Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

 

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

 

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it.

Vinny: It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

 

Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?

Tommy: Dags?

Mickey: What?

Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.

Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

 

Sol: What the fuck is that?

Vinny: Heh heh. This, is a shotgun Sol.

Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent.

Vinny: So, I wanna raise some pulses don't I?

Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

 

Mullet: What are you doing Tony?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Driving with you head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing?

 

Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?

Tyrone: 'course I am...

[reverses into parked van]

Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.

 

Ble visst litt mye, men fy faen for noen bra sitater

[FpsStu]

Fra Harold and Kumar go to White castle:

H- "Hey, what the hell are you doing?

K- "I'm trimming my pubes"

h- "Why are'nt you doing this in YOUR room?"

K- "Cause the mirror 's in here. Hey check it out, its like a bonzai tree!"

 

Senere:

Med halvnake kona:

bylla: "what the hell are you doing with my wife?"

H&K: "You said we could have sex with your wife!!"

B: "I most cirtinally did not!"

H&K: "You did!"

B: "I did not!"

H&K:"YOU DID!"

B: "You sure?"

H: "You said it!"

B: "Haaaaaah, my mistake, but since we're all here, how 'bout a foursome?"

[Carnifex]

Her er jo noen bra:

 

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

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Bum: Got any spare change, man?

 

Grampa: Yes! And you ain't gettin' it! Everybody wants something for nothing. [He walks into the Social Security Office] I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!

[the_fire]

Min favoritt idag:

Fra Team America:

Spottswoode: -Remember, there's is no I in Team America.

Intelligence: -Yes, there is.

[Zlatzman]

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett i boka Jingo.

 

"Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot." - Terry Pratchett

 

 

"Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question." - Terry Pratchett

 

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

 

"Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in..." - Douglas Adams

 

Det kan godt være noen av disse er postet tidligere i tråden, men i såfall er de så bra at de fortjener en plass der likevel.

[Carnifex]

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

Denne er fantastisk ja..

[karl-wilhelm]

Har garantert blitt nevt før men det er en GENIAL settning fra Hitchhiker.

 

"Attention people of earth I regret to inform you in order to make way for the new hyperspace expres route your planet has been sceduled for demolition, have a nice day"

 

Trailer her.

http://bvim-qt.vitalstream.com/Hitchhikers...2_0197_3000.mov

[MagnusW]

tatt fra snatch:

 

person 1: Kan I call you 'et_eller_annet_gutte_navn'?

person 2: You can call me Suzi if you like

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAH

[jebus2]

"Nå stikker jeg i dusjen, så skal jeg tilfredsstille meg selv seksuelt,

mens jeg tenker på In Flames." -flodhest(fra forumet her)

In Flames er dødsbra, men sååå bra?

 

Uansett: Take it easy........ but always take it!