"The Diablo 3 Item Generator"

[mESA]

Your item is:

Onion Bludgener

Mouse

 

12 - 13 Damage

+4 to all Moping Skills

Hit causes monsters to have excruciating long death scene

Player's attacks are over-emphisized

Hit causes monster to giggle

 

testet en gang til, den likte jeg best.

 

Your item is:

Fortuitous Aluminum Foil of Dew

 

110 - 230 Damage

20% chance of winning lottery

all potions becomes Mountain Dew

[Dinosauromann]

Deadly Goat

 

90 - 120 Damage

90% critical hit

 

EDIT: NR.2

 

Ice Tray of the Anarchists

 

42 - 42 Damage

2% to have government hunt you down

 

ehem

Endret 12. august 2005 av DinoSauroMann

[Proidiv]

Hacked Shovel

0 - 900 Damage

12 sockets

CD Key becomes invalid

 

NR.2

 

Cork Screw of Piercing

54 - 60 Damage

+2 to labret and nipple jewelry

[Smeltelim]

 

Your item is:

Thankful Stick of Premature Ejaculation

 

24 - 14 Damage

Hit causes monster to say, "Thank you sir. May I have another?"

Charsi is now mad at you

[Bramnar]

 

Blouse

 

2 - 4 Damage

[Civilix]

Jeg har tydligvis lav mf:

 

Your item is:

Lizard

1 - 2 Damage

 

 

2nd try:

 

Your item is:

Rubber Duck

25 - 71 Damage

[Rydjord]

Eg fikk:

 

Happily Naked Refrigerator

24 - 14 Damage

Hit causes monsters to cat call

60% chance monsters will laugh

 

Jø Jø

 

Salt Shaker of Plumage

-120 - 4 Damage

Winged Nightmares find player attractive

Endret 12. august 2005 av Rydjord

[holst84]

Mexican French Tickler of the Whore

1 - 2 Damage

10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am

Summons Jose Cuervo

Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita

Item cannot be personalized

[Saddlefall]

Kiss my ass!! :!:

 

Your item is:

Ass

0 - 900 Damage

[Dj_Arnleif]

hehe

Your item is:

 

Moist Picture Frame of Piercing

1 - 2 Damage

Equipping this item causes you to become disgusted

+2 to labret and nipple jewelry

[Maverick of Zoot]

Your item is:

Goopy Fart of Love

 

8 - 16 Damage

Goopy

Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away

30% chance monster will call

[blackops]

Your item is:

Altoids Tin of Mating

 

54 - 60 Damage

All players, monsters, and characters try to mount player

 

:!:

[Bio]

Cadre of Satan

 

25 - 71 Damage

Summons a little mime that cannot be killed

 

 

 

lol

[bjs]

Hurra

 

Your item is:

Cub Scout

 

0 Damage

 

edit: denne var genial

 

GFraizer's Dress

 

110 - 230 Damage

+1 to all moderating skills

+30% to ego

Ignore target's complaints

Endret 12. august 2005 av bjs

[galskab]

Flaming Marionette of Prostitution

 

0 - 4 Damage

Hit causes player to talk with a lisp

10% chance of getting caught with Deckard Cain behind Charsi's place

Can only be used by Assassin, Sorceress, or Amazon

+900% to gold find

[combatkenneth]

jeg fikk:

 

Testicle of Smiting

 

1 - 2 Damage

+5 to damage

[Sovietpig]

tja....

 

Your item is:

Japanese Gypsy of Juggling

 

8 - 16 Damage

Turns monsters into Kamakazies

Entertain

 

edit:

 

hihi

Your item is:

Puppy

 

0 - 900 Damage

Endret 14. august 2005 av kfz

[Djevlen]

Your item is:

Loose Badger

 

87 - 230 Damage

30% chance player can bed monster

 

Trykk #2:

Your item is:

Pudding of Ameobic Dysentary

 

4 - 8 Damage

Just don't use this item. Trust us.

 

 

Trykk #3:

Your item is:

Triumph Needle

Testicle

 

-1 - 4 Damage

+4 to all Moping Skills

Item takes up 1/2 inventory space

This item greatly pleases you

Or does it?

[iMarius]

Your item is:

Pimpin Brian's Pudding

 

45 - 84 Damage

+2 to all diner skills

Hit causes monsters to kneel

Item constantly screams

 

 

 

 

Your item is:

Monkey Blaster Finger

 

 

2 - 4 Damage

+1 to all diner skills

Hit causes target to shit shorts

2% to have government hunt you down

Endret 14. august 2005 av Dunah

[DurinVIII]

Your item is:

Throbbing Hippie of Nocturnal Emissions

 

87 - 230 Damage

Hit numbs players hand

 

Hippie?