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[Jooakim]

Min favoritt er nok:

 

"Are you talkin' to me? There's nobody else around here, so you must be talkin' to me"

-Taxi Driver

Endret 30. januar 2007 av Sipi

[Gregers]

Hele The last boyscout er fylt av kjekke og morsomme komentarer, for eksempel denne:

"Milo : You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

Joe Hallenbeck : Play some rap music"

 

[lceman™]

''Anyone that runs is a VC, anyone that doesn't, is a well diciplined VC'' Full Metal Jacket

''That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw'' Lilo & Stitch

[slowcooler]

If you only could see what i have seen with your eyes. Blade Runner

[atlef]

Bender : Bite my shiny metal ass!

Fry: It's not that shiny!

 

Hehe, bare digger Futurama.

 

Mvh Meg.

[lceman™]

''Luke, I am your father.''

''Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!''

[tivers1]

Im Bender, please insert gurder

[eught]

"We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?"

"Yeah"

"And you're carrying a wasted girl, and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-f***in-culturist"

 

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

[embark]

"Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze!"

-Kelly, fra The Girl Next Door

[Dorian Gray]

Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

-Reservoir Dogs

 

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.

-Pulp Fiction

 

Kilgore : Charlie don't surf!

-Apocalypse Now

 

Teddy : Ya know, I've had more rewarding relationships... but at least I can keep telling the same jokes.

-Memento

 

Til slutt kommer kommentaren som ga meg frysninger gjennom hele kroppen:

HAL : I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

-2001

[Captain_Poon]

Tony Montana : I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice. (Scareface)

[ophylicious]

Josè: "I'm Josè, and I kill people for money"

Mafiaduden: "Josè, were friends"

Josè: "Friends? Aaaah. Then I kill you for nothing!"

 

Fra filmen Hard Cash

Tror det var noe sånt, hvis jeg ikke husker helt feil. Gjerne rett meg.

[Toddy]

"Time will show", Tvmannen i Flålypa

[Lugmeister]

Bad guy trekker kniven for å true:

Crocodille dundee "that ain't no knife, this is a knife" og han trekker machete.

[Juleniss1]

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

-Father McGruder fra Dead Alive (aka Braindead)

Presten sier det før han går løs på en gjeng zombier med bare nevene

 

ellers har jo Evil Dead2 og Army of Darkness et par geniale sitater

 

alt jeg kommer på nå;p

[Levicom]

"Dude, wath the fuck"

eli - the girl next door

[pebbe]

Prestefar:Du har vært på syndens bule, djevelens tilholdssted. Du har vært på Kafeen!!

 

Fra "Søndagsengler"

 

Syns den er hysterisk (på flere måter..)

[Dragon Hunter]

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing" - Homer Simpson. Personlig synest jeg at Homer fortjente tittelen som tidenes største amerikaner! På 2. plass var Abraham Lincoln, på 3. plass var Martin Luther King, og på 4. var Mr.t.

[TomWhittaker]

<insert random simpsons-quote>

[andesam]

bad boys 2 (egentlig en sugen film, men ett litt bra sitas):

 

I don`t know you, but it seems like you are about to do something stupid. Im in.