LOTR 3 Survival guide

[RottePostei]

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<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.

<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

[Josten]

Hehe. Genialt! Får prøve noen av disse på lotr (hvis jeg tør)

[Jonas]

Tja.. blir nok kasta ut ganske fort da

[DrDoogie]

<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Thumbs up. Far up.

[AMD-guru #1]

genialt.. kjenner trang til å prøve nr. 1,2 og 3... hehe

[PT]

When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

[Jonki]

<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

hahah

[Suppelars2k]

Josten er du KFE-medlem? Eller bare snylter du også på de for å få billett?

Endret 23. november 2003 av HalTan

[Josten]

Josten er du KFE-medlem? Eller bare snylter du også på de for å få billett?

Hehe. Er ikke medlem nei, og har ikke snyltet. Men når du sier det så..........godt tips *grin*

[Suppelars2k]

Høhø, plasser 12-16 nerder med kun råd til EN billett hver i kø, og de har MASSE ekstra kjøpekapasitet

[fy_pokkers]

Hadde seriøs sans for nummer 3

Det SKAL prøves, på en eller annen film! (Erstatter midgard med x)

[eiriksen]

SKal jeg gjøre det på premiernen Tror ikke jeg tør

[Whiteshit]

<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

 

 

<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

 

så jævli bra

[NoLimit_^]

"<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs."

 

hehe, den var best, avslører jo slutten på den tredje filmen, da :/

[Uderzo]

<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Thumbs up. Far up.

Den er rett og slett genial

[Raggi]

<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

synnes den var bra jeg!

"run forest" og var konge.....

[MrLee]

"<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs."

 

hehe, den var best, avslører jo slutten på den tredje filmen, da :/

lol, ja...mega spoiler det ja, for INGEN de siste 30 åra viste det