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[The Doctor]

Det beviser iallefall at jeg burde sjekket linken før jeg skrev noe....

[Syncz]

Folk er bare utrolige. Vi tapte en game, hadde en afk, og 2 flamers. Jeg fikk dårligst stats for fikk jax på lane og var TF (AD)

 

Sa i slutten av gamen altså i score screen å reporte flamere og han som var afk og får svar fra en av de på det andre laget "sorry tf, you wheret the worst in the team"

 

Ok? Så siden jeg spilte "dårlig" den matchen så har jeg ikke noe å si og skal akkseptere at folk flamer og går afk? :S Gogo community ;P

[The Doctor]

Gogo League of Legends community, hvor alt er blomster og regnbuer.

En morsomt ting jeg fant i bokmerkene mine som jeg rotet igjennom nå. Mulig flere har lest det før, men;

 

The real summoners code:

 

 

 

Article I.

Thou shalt ban whatever carry thy teammates have requested to play.

Article II.

Me mid or feed.

Article III.

Forsooth! Thou hast not saved mine life! Verily, fuck thee, noob Soraka. Y thee no heal noob fucker?

Article IV.

It is written, <enemy carry> OP.

Article V.

In the tradition of our forebears, thou shalt uninstall, for it is thine fault that we now taste defeat. Indeed, thou art a carry most lacking in skille and I hate thee with all the passion I have previously reserved for mine lover. I suspected that I should have selected Tristana while I was engaged in instalocking Evelynn. In conclusion, good sir, go and fuck thyself with a rusty spoone. In defense of God and country, all report Corki feeder gg.

Article VI.

Fuck thy Tryndamere, for he knowest that he couldst not survive my onslaught in man-to-man combat. Tryndamere, I challenge thee to a duel! Though it is neither conducive to my team's overall welfare, nor relevant to the mission at hand, I wish to demonstrate my poor judgement and misunderstanding of mechanics! I shall await thee at Baron!

Article VII.

Me <new champion> or me feed.

Article VIII.

Thine threats of Tribunal action distress me not! Those reports do nothing of substance! Thy frustration amuses me!

Article IX.

Mine team has emerged victorious! Thou art therefore a sorry mess of worthless neophytes, undeserving of my respect or attention! I, and I alone can claim credit for this glorious victory, rendered all the more impressive for my having overcome such a shit-tacular offering of assistance from mine allies! Fuck thee, and fuck thee again! Thou hast been wrecked, noobfucker! Thou shouldst uninstall!

Article X.

Blasphemy! <New champion> OP.

Article XI.

Thou hast failed to assist me according to my expectations. I shall therefore while away the remainder of our time here by assisting our enemy's war effort. Although in any other military I would be summarily executed, thou canst not reach me, and therefore fuck thee.

Article XII.

Thou shalt lock a role other than what thou hast declared, forcing thy teammates to scramble for a new consensus in under fifteen seconds. Thou shalt remain silent during their panic. Thou shalt not forget to blame the person who wouldst play the role thou hast locked. They came to thy team and they took thy job! Thou art correct to seize thine occupation back from such a mongrel.

Article XIII.

Thou hast defeated me. Get a fucking life. Thou art a fucking nerd. How dost thou like it in thine mother's basement? Fuck thee.

Article XIV.

gg noob team

Article XV.

Thou shalt make a thread on General Discussion declaring thyself to have descended into the treacherous depths of Elo hell.

Article XVI.

General Discussions giveth neither a fuck nor a shite regarding thine misery. Thou shalt go fuck thyself. Thou shalt cry a little. Thou shalt bring thy concerns to Reddit.

Article XVII.

Thou hast bested me in a gentlemenly duel. 'Twas thine luck that secured my defeat, thine skill having had nothing to do with the outcome. Thou shalt come at me bro.

Article XVIII.

Thou shalt build thy champion according to my instructions, for I am the foremost authority on all matters concerning or relating to Leagues and also Legends. Thou shalt not question mine orders. Thou shalt buy all the wards for our team! Thou art a knave and a scoundrel.

Article XIX.

If it shall come to pass that a battle is to be waged over a critical resource or objective, thou shalt farm thy Bloodthirster at a safe distance. Fuck thine comrades! Thou shalt carry with thine stacks!

Article XX.

Fuck mine jungler, for he is most assuredly responsible for our predicament. He hath neglected to gank, and now mine enemy hath outfarmed me. I perish, and the infidel becometh fed! Woe is me, that I should be fated to fight alongside such a cretin!

Article XXI.

When, in the sight of thine Map, thine allies be in peril, take heed! Thine allies are fucknuggets, and most assuredly are not to be trusted. Thou shalt sound loudly the trumpets of war in that, the direction of their conflict, lest they neglect to return fire. And when, in the sight of thine Champion Portrait, thine allies are weakened or slain, thou shalt sound loudly the horns of retreat, lest they neglect to run like fuck.

Article XXII.

Lo, Article XXI of this document being upheld, thou shalt condescend to thine fallen brothers in arms that thou didst indeed indicate the possibility of fisticuffs at their location. Thou shalt always avail thyself of this opportunity to correct thine allies' behavior, because y thee no pull the squishy omg fuck thee report our Blitz.

Article XXIII.

Thou shalt go get that Singed. Look upon him; see how he reserveth but a pittance from his bountiful coffers. It would take only a spark of thine magic to end him! Thou shalt ignore thine allies' frantic sounding of the horns of retreat, for they are pansies who would run like fuck when success is obviously within reach.

 

[Slauthor]

fikk mitt første penta i dag etter at laget lå under 15-21. Kjempeglad! vi spilte 5 sammen så jeg ba om penta når jeg hadde drept 3 stykk og de var ekte gentlemen å trakk seg unna/kitet. Love league of legends

[Syncz]

Det er ikke ekte penta, ekte penta bare skjer.

[Slauthor]

Kan si meg enig i det. :-P

[NoNamesLeft]

Hadde en litt morsom en sist gang jeg spillte Ww. Hadde egentlig en helt vanlig teamfight hvor jeg gikk rundt å angre så godt jeg kunne. Ca 10-15 sekunder etter fighten hører jeg bare en kamerat si "oisann du fikk vist penta lol".

[Awsm]

Er det mulig å finne matcher uten å måtte spille med polakker?

[Gjest Slettet+3165]

Bytt til EU West :-) (seriøst svar)

[Awsm]

Bytt til EU West :-) (seriøst svar)

 

Hey, det vakke dumt. Takk skal du ha

[Syncz]

Må du spille med franskmenn istedet for

[Gorzun]

Rampage > Penta

(end of troll-line)

 

<3

[Gjest Slettet+3165]

Må du spille med franskmenn istedet for

Vel, det er ikke så gale, på West er folk flest flinke til å snakke engelsk, snakker de et annet språk er det bare å si "english please", så holder de fort kjeft, eller legger om.

[Spreeky]

Er det noen som synes Gold er lett å få? Bestemte meg på å gå Gold før Elo resetten og klarte å få 110 elo på en dag.

 

Season 3 here I come!

[Kevlar]

Jeg har tydeligvis fått gull uten å spille en eneste ranked match i 2012, så det virker jo ganske enkelt

[Slauthor]

Kommer noen in på serverene? Vet de har jobbet med s3 patchen, men det skulle vært oppe nå i følge dem sjøl. Fint med svar

[Gjest Slettet+3165]

Kommer noen in på serverene? Vet de har jobbet med s3 patchen, men det skulle vært oppe nå i følge dem sjøl. Fint med svar

http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/

[Gjest Slettet+3165]

Elsker når AFK-pickers ikke tar ansvar, slik at jeg selv må leave og få en 30 minutters penalty.

Votekicking inne i championselect, please.

[Syncz]

Ingen som sier du må

[Gjest Slettet+3165]

No shit sherlock.

Men ser det ut som jeg gidder å spille når vi ikke har sjangs, og jeg i tillegg mister latterlig mye ELO når det er de første gamesa etter reset?