Imponerende Guild applications

[Hanzi.]

Dette kan vell vere en liten tråd om Guild applications som du synest er noe utenom det vanlige eller ekstremt gode:p

 

Her er min gamle guildleader som lagde:

 

http://www.stickfigureninja.com/wow/application-audio.html

Endret 3. februar 2009 av hanzi123

[-Léon-]

Haha, må være den beste guild appl jeg har sett til nå. Regner med fyren fikk joine guilden xD

[Hanzi.]

Ja det fikk han:) Ganske raskt også!

[Whiteshit]

Han spelte på Sylvanas korrekt? Kjent navn fra den tida eg spelte der...innbiller eg meg. Meiner eg hadde en kompis som hadde han som guildleader også. Pre-tbc that is, for han ga vel seg per def med raiding TBC.

[Hanzi.]

Ja det gjorde han:) Var guildleader for Seven gjennom hele Pre-TBC. Var den guilden jeg var i.

[Troenderfury]

Her er en av de beste (verste) application jeg noen gang har sett

 

http://www.elite-soldiers.net/phpBB3/viewt...f=37&t=1477

[KAS]

Her er en av de beste (verste) application jeg noen gang har sett

 

http://www.elite-soldiers.net/phpBB3/viewt...f=37&t=1477

 

Lukter fake lang vei

[Troenderfury]

Ja, det er godt mulig det

[Whiteshit]

Ja det gjorde han:) Var guildleader for Seven gjennom hele Pre-TBC. Var den guilden jeg var i.

 

Må du nesten ha spelt med en god kompis av meg. Han var en restodruid, men navnet husker eg ikkje. Kan eg sikkert klare å grave fram =)

[Hanzi.]

Hmm Wexo kanskje? Vist jeg ikke tar helt feil på namnet!

[Whiteshit]

Fikk sjekka det. Pisen trur eg karakteren heitte =)

[Hanzi.]

Hvor du kommer fra? Han var naboen min før.

[Whiteshit]

Kommer nok fra samme plass

[huggy]

Den der var genial ^^ regner med at han kom inn i guildet

[Kaiz3r]

Guild application som vi fikk i sommer

 

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Hi i have heard about your great guild where ever i go in hellscream and

with glowing reports

i have been playing world of warcraft ever since it was released and i now

have several level 70 characters.

 

It appears to be a very friendly place and thats what i want from this game

friendship and fun

and perhaps a little bit of pervy chat online.

 

I have read all your guild rules and guidelines and think that they are

great its so nice to find a guild with quite high moral standards it means

that one can really concentrate on having a great time

 

my characters are

 

Dribble a level 70 pally holy specced

 

Wibble a level 70 feral Druid

 

Squibble a level 70 warrior

 

Bibble a level 70 priest.

 

I understand this guild does not tolerate any form of discrimination and i

really like that as i am a 27 year old south african transvestite and

normally play WOW dressed only in my girlfriends lace edged frilly

undergarments..

 

I can get on line most nights when she is off working at the Blue light

massage parlour and can normally play untill about 4am when she is still out

offering extended services whatever that might be.

what ever it is is must be connected to midnight horse riding as she always

complains about saddle sores and this game gives me a great excuse to escape

from her demands into a fantasy world that is WOW.

 

I have all the usual adds and mods including teamspeak and skype.( and can

get access to her pink lockup where she keeps her leather stuff)

 

And i admit to being partial to a little ribald chat on teamspeak but

nothing crude of course as that could up set the younger members.

 

I keep a bucket by my machine so that i do not have to stop for bio breaks

of any kind although sometimes the toilet paper gets caught by my mouse lead

and then things tend to get a bit messy.

 

Now its approaching the summer i find that i can play longer now that i have

shaved off my brazillion its less irritating and it means i no longer have

to use the cream for those little itchy visitors one gets from the

girlfriend.

 

I hope i hear from your great guild soon as i am really looking forward to

playing!!! with you..

 

If i am lucky enough to get accepted i will post a picture of myself at my

workstation and with all my special equipment.

 

Sometimes people get embarassed at this because i am 5ft nine tall have a

bald head and warts on my nose and bottom. the ones on my bottom sometimes

show through the lace on my panties and some people think this effects my

ability to sit still and concentrate on the game but its not the case.

 

its not too bad now because since i have been wearing her peephole bra as

well the nipple rings no longer create interfereance with my wireless

connection they used to give me colossal feed back untill i fitted the

tassles.

 

I understand the guild is heavily into endgame raiding and i have found this

is best done late at night i use a specialy adapted massage chair for this

with vibrating centerpieces and i feel this keeps me both alert and on the

ball so to speak should any guild members want one of these i will willingly

convert one for them.

 

I hope this email gives you enough information but should you still need

more then you can check out my pictures on