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Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

 

hahaha, nerder er så morsome.

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Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

 

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Flabba: aceton er utrivelig. Når det kan spise opp hjernen bare man puster inn nok av dampen så vil jeg tro det ikke er riktig bra for øyet heller. Stort sett alle neglelakkfjernere er acetonbaserte. Om du ikke har hms-databladet til din neglelakkfjerner tilgjengelig, så se på disse instruksjonene:

 

http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/chemicals/c...rstaid_ace.html

er ikke førstegang dette har skjedd så fiksa det^^ Så nå er alt fint igjen. Fint jeg hadde på linser som fikk det meste på seg:)

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Angående linser, har mista den ene:p Har ikke skaffa nye enda, men når jeg skal gjøre det. SÅ skal jeg i samme slengen skaffe briller, som bare skal brukes hjemme eller hos venner såklart.

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