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Winged Monkey

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?

A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

 

Redneck Computer Terms

 

LOG ON: Makin' a woodstove hot.

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gittin' the farwood off the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin' the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gittin' home in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season.

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, "C'mon in, y'all."

CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.

DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when you pull the trigger.

REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty's still outside.

 

:lol:

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