Sitatleken

[Gjest Slettet+9817234daf]

He dont't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of.

Igjen, True Romance.

Faktisk feil. Tarantino brukte den både i True Romance og Jackie Brown, eneste forskjellen er at det er "don't" i Jackie Brown og "didn't" i True Romance. Skyt meg hvis jeg tar feil.

 

Uansett, svaret ditt er godkjent.

[Jonnar]

Don't forget your penis cream.

 

American Pie 2

 

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Endret 20. mai 2004 av Jonnar

[Gjest Slettet+9817234daf]

Dum og dummere.

 

Forget about it.

 

Sies hele tiden i denne filmen.

[MacManus]

Mickey Blue Eyes

 

We've got to fuck with him

[Gjest Slettet+9817234daf]

Mickey Blue Eyes

Feil.

 

Filmen er basert på en sann historie.

[Dark_Avenger]

Mickey Blue Eyes

Feil.

 

Filmen er basert på en sann historie.

Donnie Brasco

 

 

...when this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit

Endret 20. mai 2004 av Dark_Avenger

[moray]

Back to the future..

[moray]

Glemte å legg inn ny.....

 

Du kanske vill komma in och knulla?

[Jonnar]

Jalla Jalla?

 

- Coach, I can't get my helmet on. *Treneren slår hjelmen ned*

- Thanks coach!

-It's what I'm here for..

- Oh coach, I gotta go. You Know... *Peker ned under beltet*

- Hold it!

[atrax]

- Coach, I can't get my helmet on. *Treneren slår hjelmen ned*

- Thanks coach!

-It's what I'm here for..

- Oh coach, I gotta go. You Know... *Peker ned under beltet*

- Hold it!

Cool Runnings!

THIS... is my BOOM stick!

[JohndoeMAKT]

THIS... is my BOOM stick!

Evil Dead 3; Army of darkness.

 

rosebud

[moray]

Citizen kane, på slutten

 

Don't give me a jerk off handjob

[atrax]

Nah, ok.. den blir vel kanskje litt for ukjent. Filmen heter "9 deaths of the ninja".

 

Her er en liten review: This video was rented completely by mistake, but my friends and i ended up with the funniest film ever created. A ninja called Spike; midget mexican bandido ninjas; a lesbian guerrila psycho; a wheelchair bound Hitler wannabe; a man who can only communicate through laughter; a considerate henchman who replaces a helicopter door after it has been broken off; and perhaps the funniest dialogue ever written by man, woman or child. You know it's gonna be good when they try and rip off James Bond credits at the beginning, with Kosugi wielding his sword in the medium of dance. Words alone cannot tell you how good it really is. Everyone in the world must own a copy now. They should be given free at birth.

 

Anbefales.

På tross av møkkareviews på imdb.com lasta jeg ned denne filmen og så den. Og jeg hater meg selv for det. Det er den desidert verste filmen jeg har sett.

Noen ganger sier vi at en film var så dårlig at den ble bra, men denne filmen var så dårlig at den gikk rundt skalaen og ble dårlig igjen.

 

Skal tenke meg om to ganger neste gang du anbefaler en film...

 

Men forrige film: Gleaming the Cube.

- Get the hell outta here!

- Nooo I cannot do that...

Endret 21. mai 2004 av atrax

[Jonnar]

Var det Beverly Hills Cop III?

Isåfall skal det være "Get the f**k out of here"...

 

- Move away... PLEASE move?

Endret 24. mai 2004 av Jonnar

[JimRamse]

Pirates of the Caribbean

(var nødt til å bruke google der. for liten setning til å klare å huske uten videre)

 

You won't have eyes tonight, you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know, "This is *****, the fool who thought he killed ******"

[Gunfreak]

Troj

 

A: are you a god?

B: No

A:then die!!!

[Jørgen Sørheim]

Ghostbusters.

 

It belongs in a museum.

[Gjest Slettet+9817234daf]

Indiana Jones?

[Feynman]

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

 

-Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".

-I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.

-Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?

[JimRamse]

Twin Town

 

It'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a hard-on that big.