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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey guy
You: Do I know you?
You: Now I remember!
Stranger: just say hi.
You: You're that guy from the mall!
Stranger: a ha!
Stranger: great..
Stranger: its u!
Stranger: nice guy..
Stranger: how about ur job in FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Yup, and now i'm having my revenge!
Stranger: cool.......
You: FBI
You: FBI
You: FBI
You: Lol
Stranger: dont move NYPD!
You: Well Frank, good to see ya.
You: I raped your wife yesterday.
Stranger: so
Stranger: i am a girl...
Stranger: no wife..
You: God damn it.
You: Waaait...
You: No you're not.
You: Even though you look like one.
Stranger: .OMG!
You: rofl
Stranger: so u r F?
You: I am F.
You: Yeah.
You: Sure.
You: F
Stranger: from an english country..
You: I'm from sibir.
Stranger: thanks God..no chinese any more..
Stranger: sibir?
You: Minus 40 degrees every day.
You: Fresh!
Stranger: I have meet a sibir before.........
You: Met a Sibir?
Stranger: yes..
You: How is that possible?
Stranger: maybe ..
Stranger: Sibria...
Stranger: Sinbira...
You: Ohh, that's obvious.
You: Sibir isn't a country.
Stranger: Y obvious?
You: It's the northern part of Russia
Stranger: o!
Stranger: i see.........
You: But i'm not Russian either.
Stranger: cold place...
Stranger: and u?
You: Yeah, but it's ok.
You: And me?
Stranger: nationality?
You: What about me?
You: Ohh...
You: Uhhm.
You: Let's just say... Land X
Stranger: ...............not a goos Q?
You: Come again?
Stranger: Land X!OK
You: I know your wife.
You: She's hot.
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: She is not !
You: Yeah, she had a fever, 47'C.
You: That's extremly hot.
Stranger: ...................
Stranger: ><
Stranger: ur wife is hot too..
You: I think she died.
Stranger: she is with my husband..........
Stranger: OMG!
You: I don't have a wife.
You: Lol
You: So your gay.
Stranger: nono!
Stranger: i am a girl..
You: Yes you are.
Stranger: i promise...
You: No, you are gay.
Stranger: ><
Stranger: u r gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i am not.
You: Omg, I feel offended.
You: Let me cry in peace.

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DaXoN

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En liten caps samtaler med frekky fyr xD

 

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You: Hei

You: Cookies?

You: wanna share ?

Stranger: HELL YES.

You: FUCK YEA COOKIE LOVERS IN THE HOUSE

You: *hand you cookies*

Stranger: THESE COOKIES

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: ARE FUCKING AMAZING

You: I FUCKING KNOW

You: THEY ARE FUCKING GREAT

Stranger: THEY'RE THE PERFECT TEXTURE

You: *munch the bag away*

Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You: WE NEED FUCKING MORE COOKIES

Stranger: FUCKING GET SOME

You: Lets raid the town

Stranger: okay.

You: Fucking steal all they have

Stranger: ROB THAT SHIT

You: *Run into town And Steal all cookies from the MOtherfucking Store^^

You: I GOT COOKIES WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Stranger: *BLOWS UP MOTHERFUCKING STORE*

You: OMFG

Stranger: I GOT COOKIES TOO

You: ITS RAINING COOKIES

Stranger: HOLY SHITTTTTTT

You: FUCK YEA

You: FUCKING EAT EM

Stranger: LETS DO IT AGAIN

Stranger: FUCK

You: EAT THEM ALL

Stranger: I NEED MORE

Stranger: I ATE THEM ALL ALREADY

You: BLOWS UP THE COOKIE FACTORY

You: FUCK YEAAAA

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: YOURE A GENIUS

You: ITS RAINING COOKIES ALL OVER THE PLACE

You: HOLY SHIT

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: NEED MORE COOKIES

You: Hmmm

Stranger: SHIT THEY HAVE PEANUTS

You: we can buy kids

You: small kids

Stranger: I'M ALLERGIC

You: Tiny kids

Stranger: o.

You: and WE CAN MAKE THEM MAKE COOKIES

You: OR ELS WE KILL THEM :O

You: FUCK

Stranger: COOKIE SWEAT SHOP

You: YE

Stranger: WHIP THOSE FUCKERS

You: WHIP THEM HARD

You: MORE COOKIES

You: FASTER CHINA KID

Stranger: NO PEANUTS

Stranger: YEAH YOU COMMIES

You: FUCKING SLOW COOKIE MAKERS

Stranger: OH MY GOD

You: WE NEED MOAR KIDS

Stranger: ONE SHOVED A PEANUT UP MY ASS

You: :O WTF

Stranger: I'M GONNA EXPLODE

You: WHAT A BASTARD

Stranger: HJFD;ALA

You: LETS KILL HIM

Stranger: I FEEL FUNNY

Stranger: OH FUCK

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: JESUS

You: :O :O

You: YOU

You: YOU

You: ARE A COOKIE

Stranger: NO

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: I'M AFUCKING PEANUT

You: NOOOOOO DONT EAT YOURSELF

You: :O

Stranger: OH FUCKKK

Stranger: I'M SO GOOD

Stranger: SHIIIIIT

 

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fargoth

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Haha: :!:

 

 

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Stranger: hii

You: hii

You: chinese?

Stranger: from?

Stranger: no

You: nor

You: you?

Stranger: nor?

Stranger: brazil

You: way

You: tell me your not bi-sexual and looking for a partner?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you like fishsticks?

You: Oh yeah, i totally do!

Stranger: do you like them in your mouth?

You: not really.

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: thats not what youre supposed to say

Stranger: you just ruined the best joke ever

Stranger: i hope youre happy with yourself

 

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Compsognathus

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You: helloo

Stranger: hii~~

You: why the shit do guys have nipples?

Stranger: *shrug*

You: bah

You: I demand answers

Stranger: maybe because of evolution?

You: I don't believe in evolution

Stranger: ...dude

You: Just kidding

Stranger: I already thought :'D

You: hehe

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Var jo litt gøy.

Tenker dette er et fabelaktig hjelpemiddel for de med angst :D

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Gjest Slettet-ZQr2eN

Gjest Slettet-ZQr2eN

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: why?

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: I need new knickers, where can I buy them some comfortable ones?

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

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DaXoN

DaXoN

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Ikke beste engelsken men sorry xD hehe

 

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: You got the cake?

Stranger: no. you?

You: Jonny

You: not funny i need the cake today

You: You know this

You: we talked about this over and over again what will happend if you dont deliver the Z cake

Stranger: you know it's not with me

You: it is

You: You got 10 hours left

You: no Cake = No life / No life = no Fun

You: Dont you like fun jonny?

You: i do

Stranger: you know the responsible is yours

Stranger: i don't have it and never will

You: The Firm will find me and you

Stranger: YOU

Stranger: not me

You: The firm will NOT BE HAPPY

Stranger: I'm not happy neither

Stranger: and if I were you, I would look for THE person

Stranger: are you afraid?

Stranger: is that why you keep telling me I'm supposed to have it?

You: I am not afraid

You: But i need the god dam Z CAKE

You: This was YOUR job

You: Why did you mess it up jonny

Stranger: no

You: aFter the fuking snack failure

Stranger: it is not my job. it is YOUR job

Stranger: it's YOUR responsability

You: i gave YOU the JOB you said ok

You: and i trustet you

You: the firm will find us

You: we are fucked

You: Fix the god dam cake jonny

You: No fun is NO FUN

Stranger: you should have a plan B

You: Fuck

You: If you just did your God dam task i wont need a plan b

Stranger: YOU have 10 hours

You: YOU HAVE 10 hours not me

Stranger: I have the rest of my life

You: i got less....

You: The firm

You: they will find us both

Stranger: they trust me

Stranger: they will go after you

You: They dont trust you

You: dont you get it jonny they never trust you

You: they lied

You: they just want the god dam Cake

You: and we got paied

You: Tell me atleast you got the $10mil you got in advance?

Stranger: don't be so sure about things, pal

Stranger: no

Stranger: I told you I bought jelly beans

You: WHAT THE FUCK'

You: you used over 10 million dollars on JELLY CANDY?

Stranger: do you want some?

You: .... i want the cake

You: why dident you use 5 million on the CAKE LIKE I SAID

Stranger: you're such a baby

Stranger: you're like an old cracked record

You: I like to live

You: .....

You: Ok

Stranger: "the cake" "the cake" ï need it"

You: ill send you 5 million

Stranger: (great, more jelly beans)

You: Go buy the god dam cake from the people now

You: NO

You: FUCKS SAKe

You: BUY THE FUCKING CAKE AND DELIVER IT TO ME ASAP

You: You wanna die jonny

Stranger: I have friends

Stranger: don't worry

Stranger: I'll make some phonecalls

Stranger: you will live

You: the friends are allready dead

You: I am sorry

You: they were a disturbing we had to take care of them

Stranger: your friends, not mine

Stranger: dear, don't be so sure about me

Stranger: I can surprise you

You: ha i am sure you can

You: just use the money on the cake this time

You: but it

Stranger: Wait untill midnight

You: get to me

You: jonny you dumbass its fucking midnight allready

Stranger: fix your clock

Stranger: wait for me.

Stranger: don't worry

Stranger: rink something

You: the clock is correkt now hurry

Stranger: take a shower

You: i just did

Stranger: and stop bugging people

Stranger: see you soon

You: I am only bugging the one that is slacking

Stranger: roger.

You: NOW HURRY

You: .....

You: ffs GO

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