Omegle chat med fremmede!

[thomassit0]

Heh, satt og snakket med en kar fra australia i nesten 4 timer nå Var nesten litt merkelig, han er like gammel som meg, har en søster året yngre enn broren min, og stortsett all musikken vi pratet om var begge ganske fan av. Blir nesten litt hektet på det opplegget her.

Endret 6. april 2009 av Thomas_H

[Random Hero]

Detta var litt gøy

You: hellu

Stranger: I want a Monkey

You: me to!

Stranger: Do you have one?

You: no:( im planning on stealing on from the zoo, tho....

Stranger: Cool, can I help?

You: sure

Stranger: I'll bring the Whip

Stranger: You bring the handcuffs

You: good! can we hide it at your place?

You: will do

Stranger: Is that a euphemism?

You: yes......

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: I need a friend

Stranger: My vibrator is broken

You: :/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pañolada]

Beste siden i verden.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI!!

Stranger: are you a guy

You: no

Stranger: good

You: soy una chica de españa

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wanna suck me?

You: where are you from?

You: sure

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

Stranger: tell me what ur gonna do

You: im gonna tak of your pants

Stranger: alright

You: start rubbing your penis

Stranger: it getting hard

You: then im gonna put it in my mouth while i suck on the top

Stranger: that feels good

Stranger: keep gonig

You: then im gonna take tour cock and put it up my ass

You: while i touch my penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Sameboe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: who goes there?

You: Santa Claus!

You: He ran that way *point*

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI!

Stranger: HELLO!

You: My name is Joseg Fritzl, want a tour in my basement?

You: Josef*

Stranger: Lmfao. You typoed your own joke.

Stranger: I bet you feel like a dick now.

You: Hell yeah....

You: I think

You: :S

Stranger: It's ok, I forgive you.

Stranger: I'm not sure Josef's daughter will.

You: Good....How long is your?

Stranger: As long as you want to make it.

You: I have a e-penis that is 3416 cm!

Stranger: WOW!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi there stranger!

Stranger: greetings!

You: What are you buying?

Stranger: what a jovial welcome!

Stranger: lies

You: What are you selling?

Stranger: a facade

You: Hmmm...ok, are you hot?

Stranger: sure

You: TITS OR GTFO!

Stranger: FUCK SHIT DAMN COCKS!

You: My name is Josef Fritzl, want a tour in my basement?

Stranger: not really

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: LOL@YOU!

Stranger: LOL@ME!

You: Hell Yeah!

Stranger: Well

You: Well with water! or not?

Stranger: My dad hits me with his belt when i forget to close the door

You: My dad have had me in his basement the last 20 years =/

You: His in jail now...

Stranger: Ah lucky you

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[Konnis]

Haha, morsomt.

 

Stranger: hello

You: hi man!

You: whats up?

Stranger: girl

Stranger: fine, you?

You: i'm fine too

Stranger: asl?

You: 19, man, germany

You: you?

Stranger: 14 girl holland

You: nice

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: how did you came on this site?

You: some friends told me about it

You: how about you?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: from a forum

You: yeah, actually, from a forum here too, haha

Stranger: haha, what is the site called?

You: i'll let you guess?

Stranger: i'll never guess right xD

You: just try

Stranger: girlscene that's where i got it from x']

Stranger: but because you're a man, i think its not xD

You: actually,

You: it's called www.findgirlstofuck.com

Stranger: cool wanna fuck?

You: yeah, why not

Stranger: nice

You: i got your ip-address now

You: coming for you in the morning

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[Batnobbit]

Stranger: Är du norrman

You: Japp

You: Du er svensk?

Stranger: Va fan gör du uppe såhär sent?

Stranger: Ja

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Jag trodde alla norrmän somnade vid 21:30

 

Koselig side dette her. Sitter og diskuterer hva som er best av Sverige og norge med en svenske.

[Matsemann]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hai, stranger

You: what is asl?

Stranger: your age / sex / location?

You: 17 / yes please / Sweden

Stranger: lol

 

 

[MadnL]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I accidentaly your mum is that bad?

Stranger: OMG...fagag, you've forgotten a word!...

You: I accidentaly the whole word is that bad?

Stranger: Owned :noel:

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[thomassit0]

Jag trodde alla norrmän somnade vid 21:30

 

Haha, genialt.

[Andeby]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Did you do it?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: well, yeah

You: Oh, I think I got disconnected for a sec

You: Still there?

Stranger: np

Stranger: yes

You: Ok, good

You: So, did you decide on the sofa?

Stranger: I changed my mind

You: Hmm

Stranger: I'm buying a cashmere one

You: Nooo

You: Blue one was so good

Stranger: nop

You: How can you change your mind like that?

Stranger: anyhow, it's already ordered

Stranger: look

Stranger: wait until you see this thing

You: That's not something Jen would say

You: Wth?

Stranger: fuck, spotted

You: Jen?

Stranger: nope

You: But I was just talking to a girl named Jen

Stranger: hmm

You: How the fuck?

Stranger: I guess the disconnect connected you to me

You: Weird

Stranger: yes

You: She lived near me

You: Was gonna get her to meet me

Stranger: ah

You: Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stranger: uh, sorry?

Stranger: shit

You: FUCK!

You: She was fucking loose

Stranger: sorry

You: She even took a picture where she wrote Jen and April 6th 2009 and held it next to her

Stranger: well, dang

You: She was nude on pic

You: Fucking hot

You: Was gonna fuck her and never see her again

Stranger: shame, that

You: I guess I'll have to do with you then

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: us, but I'm uninterested

Stranger: sorry

You: Damn

You: Are you female too? Then I will hit something

You: Fucking hard

Stranger: no, male

You: Oh

Stranger: else I would be remotely interested, I assume

You: You wouldn't

You: Not a chance

Stranger: oh

Stranger:

You: So fucking lucky, then it hits back : <

Stranger: that sucks

Stranger: :/

You: Gonna leave and get some anger out now

Stranger: k

You: Oh wait, I can just contact her, I got her address

You: FUCK! I didn't write it down

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You have disconnected.

 

[Sameboe]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Did you do it?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: well, yeah

You: Oh, I think I got disconnected for a sec

You: Still there?

Stranger: np

Stranger: yes

You: Ok, good

You: So, did you decide on the sofa?

Stranger: I changed my mind

You: Hmm

Stranger: I'm buying a cashmere one

You: Nooo

You: Blue one was so good

Stranger: nop

You: How can you change your mind like that?

Stranger: anyhow, it's already ordered

Stranger: look

Stranger: wait until you see this thing

You: That's not something Jen would say

You: Wth?

Stranger: fuck, spotted

You: Jen?

Stranger: nope

You: But I was just talking to a girl named Jen

Stranger: hmm

You: How the fuck?

Stranger: I guess the disconnect connected you to me

You: Weird

Stranger: yes

You: She lived near me

You: Was gonna get her to meet me

Stranger: ah

You: Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stranger: uh, sorry?

Stranger: shit

You: FUCK!

You: She was fucking loose

Stranger: sorry

You: She even took a picture where she wrote Jen and April 6th 2009 and held it next to her

Stranger: well, dang

You: She was nude on pic

You: Fucking hot

You: Was gonna fuck her and never see her again

Stranger: shame, that

You: I guess I'll have to do with you then

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: us, but I'm uninterested

Stranger: sorry

You: Damn

You: Are you female too? Then I will hit something

You: Fucking hard

Stranger: no, male

You: Oh

Stranger: else I would be remotely interested, I assume

You: You wouldn't

You: Not a chance

Stranger: oh

Stranger:

You: So fucking lucky, then it hits back : <

Stranger: that sucks

Stranger: :/

You: Gonna leave and get some anger out now

Stranger: k

You: Oh wait, I can just contact her, I got her address

You: FUCK! I didn't write it down

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You have disconnected.

 

[Pentumsmart]

You: HI ASL?????!??!?!

You: ?!??!??!!?!?

Stranger: wtf?

 

LOL

 

Mange morsomme her. Har blitt "kjent" med en jente fra finnland.

[Rabbid]

Utrolig bra tjeneste, blitt kjent med masse folk naa jeg. Og er ogsaa brukbart for aa leke fjortis med "ASL?" og lignende

[Swafty]

wtf.. fikk warning av den greia avatar posta :o stod noe om at de skulle tracke ipen og se igjennom internett loggenen mine!??!?! :O

[kjermy]

Morsomt

 

 

You: hi

You: are you alone?

You: on a secure computer?

Stranger: yeah i am

Stranger: why?

You: I must know I can trust yo

You: It's you and X tonight - he's got a 15 kilo drop coming in

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

You: It's important, Pedro

Stranger: Ok, I got it!

Stranger: In me you can trust, boss

You: I can't take any failure

Stranger: I'll not fail, I promise

You: No screw ups, or little Jackie will wake up without a daddy tomorrow, ok?

You: Meet Javier at the docks tomorrow midnight

Stranger: Please...don't do anything with my family...

You: Follow his instructions

Stranger: Javier? What's the code?

You: I won't.... If you follow the plan

You: His the black guy with a hat

You: His driving a black Mercedes

Stranger: Ok...I'll meet him

Stranger: Trust me

You: That's enough for you to know right now

You: I trust you

Stranger: Ok, I got it

Stranger: You can trust

You: And good luck

You have disconnected.

 

 

EDIT: Hadde en litt rar en nå...

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey sugga

You: hi

Stranger: from?

Your: Norway

Stranger: So no speak english?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Endret 7. april 2009 av kjermy

[Dofty]

Dette er nok den mest utroligste samtalen jeg noengang har hatt!

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Please allow me to introduce myself

Stranger: hello

You: Im a man of wealth and taste

You: Ive been around for a long, long year

You: Stole many a mans soul and faith

You: And I was round when jesus christ

You: Had his moment of doubt and pain

You: Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate

You: Pleased to meet you!

Stranger: great

Stranger: so you must be kind of.. old?

You: No, i'm still in the 20's

Stranger: cool

You: Were are you from?

Stranger: how did jesus christ look like?

Stranger: i'm from finland you?

You: Nothing like the media portrays him

You: I'm from Norway

You: He had long hair, blonde and was very big

Stranger: jesus was blond, well that is new

You: Yes, he was actally part-german

Stranger: what do you think about religions?

You: I'm an athiest. So i don't really think that god exists.

Stranger: well what do you think about jesus then?

You: He's a great guy, but he is not the son of god! That was just a joke i made once at a party at his house.

Stranger: that was a really good joke, i think. Did jesus laugh to your joke?

You: Oh yes! But one guy, don't really remember his name, he took it serious and started to throw rocks at him. It was a mess really...

You: He shouted "Blasphemy" and stuff...

Stranger: oh no.. Did he throw rocks to you?

You: No, not me. But one stray rock hit me in the left ear. I tried to stop him, but his douchebag friends started a fight. It was a total mess, a night i will never forget!

Stranger: but you and jesus survived. Did that night cause you a trauma?

You: I was kinda shook afterwords and i apologized to Jesus, he said it was alright, but i felt that i owe him.

Stranger: did you become depressed, when Jesus died? Did you feel guilty?

You: I was a little depressed, but he told me that i should not worry. We had a great time together. But the reason he was crucified was because he was in possesion of 15 kilo marijuana, which was very illegal at that time. But we had a blast, and i'm sure that Jesus felt the same...

Stranger: did you use marijuana, are you a drug addict?

You: No i'm not a drug addict, of course i used marijuana sometimes, but who didn't!

Stranger: yeah Were you Jesus' apostle?

You: No, but i was offered a seat if you know what i mean.

Stranger: Was Jesus your best friend?

You: Yes, we were always together and we played lots of pranks on people. One time we played a huge prank on everyone, Jesus got inside a cave with lots of keshamchs(very tasty snack) and water and he was inside there for about 2 days, and i told everyone that he was dead and i buried him in that cave, and when people wanted to visit his grave, he was inside the straws and jumped up infront of everybody and they all started to scream and ran out the cave! It was brilliant!

Stranger: that sounds great, you had really fun together! What was Jesus' personality? Seems that he liked to kid.

You: He was a really fun guy, he was almost never angry and a very likeable guy

You: But sometimes he just wanted to be alone. I don't really know why.

You: It's like we wanted to distance himself from the world and think for a while.

You: he*

Stranger: he was really thoughtful. Did you ever argue with Jesus?

You: Well, we had our ups and downs like everybody else.

Stranger: Were you ever scared, when Jesus became angry?

You: We was almost never angry, but he sometimes got very serious when he had a very strong opinion.

Stranger: Did you and Jesus party a lot? Did Jesus ever got drunk?

You: We went to and hosted alot of parties when he was young and he sometimes got so drunk that he fell asleep on the floor. But when he got a little bit older we stopped partying that much.

Stranger: you are a really good guy but i have to go now, thank you for talking, keep spreading your story!!!! :DD

You: Listen, i'm not really over 2000 years old. But if you have enjoyed this as much as i did, you should check out a movie called "The Man from Earth". It's about An impromptu goodbye party for Professor John Oldman becomes a mysterious interrogation after the retiring scholar reveals to his colleagues he is an immortal who has walked the earth for 14,000 years.

You: It's really good

You: One of my favourite films

You: www.manfromearth.com

Stranger: sounds cool, i think i'm going to watch that movie. And i really enjoyed this conversation

You: Me too! goodbye!

Stranger: goodbye! i hope we will meet here again sometime! have a good life!

You: You too!

Stranger: you are great but byebye!

You: Bye bye then!

You: Thank you btw.

You: Your a great listener

Stranger: thank you, you are a great story teller

You: Hehe. Ok, see you around alright.

You: thanks

Stranger: yeah now byebye.. omg i can't leave this amazing conversation!

Stranger: but i have to

You: I'm out of imagination.. so.. hehe

You: well, goodbye!

Stranger: okey, goodbye your happy fellow

You:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 7. april 2009 av Dofty

[Snusmumrikk1]

Dette er det beste jeg har vært innom på lenge!

 

You: How long is your thing?

Stranger: 7 inches, roughly. never measured

Stranger: you a guy, girl?

Stranger: both?

You: im a girl

Stranger: cool cool

You: wanna rub my penis?

Stranger: not really

You: TITS OR GTFO

Stranger: you a lesbian?

You: I SAID TITS OR GTFO

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: your a gay man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[huggy]

Beste siden i verden.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI!!

Stranger: are you a guy

You: no

Stranger: good

You: soy una chica de españa

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wanna suck me?

You: where are you from?

You: sure

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

Stranger: tell me what ur gonna do

You: im gonna tak of your pants

Stranger: alright

You: start rubbing your penis

Stranger: it getting hard

You: then im gonna put it in my mouth while i suck on the top

Stranger: that feels good

Stranger: keep gonig

You: then im gonna take tour cock and put it up my ass

You: while i touch my penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

i lol'd

[Jellax]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: 17/f/hot n ready

Stranger: u ?

You: 64/m/holland

Stranger: want a pic of me?

You: Ok

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You: OH MY FUCKING GOD

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[mongojarle]

Hvor er egentlig mitt lokale FBI kontor? Det lurer jeg på...