Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Fjonisen]

Traff på en nutjob i dag som tror på aliens og en sivilisasjon under jordens overflate and shit...!

 

Stranger: Greetings.

You: hi there stranger

You: how's yer face??

Stranger: My face..?

You: yeah

Stranger: What about it.

You: is it.. .um.... face-y? o_O

Stranger: Quite.

You: whew

Stranger: How about your feces?

You: i was wondering if you were gonna say "greetings... from outer space" or something

Stranger: Is it brown?

Stranger: Outer space.

You: so i thought i should confirm that you were humanoid

Stranger: Even other races from space are Humanoid.

You: true that... the na'vi for example

Stranger: They do not differ much from us

Stranger: Yes.

You: i watched avatar yesterday...

Stranger: Since the Na'vi are based off a real excisting planet, and race.

Stranger: Great huh.

Stranger: Very emotional.

You: yeah i loved it... one of the best movie experiences ever :9

You:

You: and the 3d was pretty spectacular too

You: SPECTACLE-ular

Stranger: I bet.

You: you watched it in 2d then??

Stranger: I would love to fuck a Na'vi female.

Stranger: Yes.

You: haha i heard about these losers who killed themselves because they wanted to marry na'vi females..

You: and they wanted to go their planet

You: life on earth seeemd meaningless to them after watching avatar

Stranger: True.

Stranger: But we're here on Earth to experience duality, remember.

You: guess so

Stranger: But the good news is, the cycle of duality is ending.

Stranger: We'll be returning to peace.

You: i doubt that..

Stranger: Oh don't doubt brother/sister.

You: i think the coming century will be pretty warlike..

Stranger: If you want it to be, it'll be.

You: resources running scarce...

You: climate refugees...

You: population increase...

You: food scarcity...

You: pandemics....

Stranger: No.

You: no?

Stranger: If you want, I can shine some light on that.

You: shine on you crazy diamod

Stranger: Sure, we are raping Mother Gaia.

You: in the ass

Stranger: But it'll become lesser.

You: why is that?

Stranger: Because our consioucness is changing.

You: you seem to have a far more positive view of humans than i do :/

Stranger: Who says we are 100% human?

You: o_O

Stranger: Most of the country 'leaders' aren't even real Humans.

You: eeeek

You: i must have missed that bit

Stranger: Some Reptillian

You: any elves???

Stranger: Others are just a solid hologram

Stranger: No elves.

You: aww

Stranger: You must be going to Inner Earth for that.

You: it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes

You:

You: magma ftw

Stranger: Theres no magma there.

Stranger: All dis-informative bullshit.

You: so what's inside the earth then?

Stranger: All cosmic bodys are hollow

You: enlighten me, oracle

Stranger: Just another Earth.

Stranger: We live on the surface

You: ooh

Stranger: The entrances to Agartha ( Inner Earth ) Are the south and north pole

Stranger: All images/footages have been NOT showing those entrances

Stranger: Thats what have been going on the last 50 years

You: so... how come nobody has gone there to document it? or, if someone has in fact gone there, why haven't they told us?

Stranger: But the last year has been breakthrough.

Stranger: Oh, there have been traveleres to there.

Stranger: The Nazi's for example.

Stranger: Expedition to the entrances.

Stranger: The Nazi's founded a Extratterrestrial race living under the Pyramids

Stranger: In Egypt.

You: .....

Stranger: Their scientists were able to communicate

Stranger: And exchanged technology

You: what did they say ? "i want orange juice... NOW"

Stranger: Probably

You: so are you gonna explore Agartha yourself some day??

Stranger: Oh yes.

Stranger: I'll be guided.

You: by whom/what?

Stranger: Cause soon, disclosure of extraterrestrials will take place

You: what were the extraterrestrals doing under the Pyramids?

You: playing dice?

Stranger: The pyramids were leading to Agartha

You: oh

You: you really believe this, don't you??

Stranger: Its not a fact of believing

Stranger: Its a fact of seeing that we've been deceived for so many centuries

Stranger: Everything the media tells you, has little truth in it

Stranger: But its going to change

You: i don't need the media to tell me that the earth's magnetic field stems from a core of molten iron..

Stranger: Very well!

Stranger: Cause the Earths core, is a Inner Sun

You: but if i read about Agartha in the news in a few years i'll be happy to go there on vacation

Stranger: It won't be in a few years

Stranger: It'll be this year

Stranger: Such as the mass decloakings of trillions of ships

Stranger: From the Galactic Federation

Stranger: A very large group dedicated to help us

Stranger: Cleaning up this ill planet

Stranger: Assisting us in loving eachother again

Stranger: Giving us technology to become indipendant off money

You: well that would be pretty grand

Stranger: Oh yes!

You: money is just an artificial concept of value invented by humans... worthless outside the confinements of our societies

Stranger: Indeed

You: well i'll keep my eyes open for news about this.

Stranger: I'm proud of you

You:

You: take care!

Stranger: Bye!

You: bye

[douchebag]

Noen folk har det sjukt gøy

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey hon

 

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You: hihiihihi

 

You have disconnected.

Endret 17. januar 2010 av Douchbag

[Nesnitram]

Hadde en høyst interissant samtale med en akkurat.

 

 

You: norge

Stranger: borge

You: torge

Stranger: sorge

You: vorge

Stranger: apple

You: orange

Stranger: banana

You: kengeruu

Stranger: kola

You: brunost

Stranger: fart

You: matpakke

Stranger: cunt punter

You: klitoris

Stranger: anus

You: tiss

Stranger: ?

You: orange juice

Stranger: pepsi

You: sprite

Stranger: coke

You: pepsi max

Stranger: pepsi zero

You: water

Stranger: gravy

You: lesbian

Stranger: gay

You: straight

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Endret 17. januar 2010 av Johan.

[Torstein]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im looking for a horny shemale

You: boobs?

Stranger: yes

You: you has?

You: sexy time?

Stranger: yes

You: i is man and has penis

Stranger: you a shemale

You: no boobs

You: sixpack

Stranger: no sexy time

[kybstud]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 m uk

You: hi

You: oh UK?

You: hear there is a lot of inbreed over there

You: many nasty looking boys

Stranger: yup

You: well turns out i'm norwegian

Stranger: ok

You: so i don't know if you're the boy for me

Stranger: ok

You: well you know us, scandinavian girls

You: looks good as hell, follows some limits for what we can hook up withj

You: even on the internets

Stranger: ok

You: see you around then

Stranger: ok

You have disconnected.

[Mr. Hermonella]

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: whats up?

You: the roof.

Your partner have disconnected

[Sappa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: eirik/mats?

You: mats

You: halla brur

Stranger: sjur

You: lur

Stranger: kor e du nå?

You: biblioteket

Stranger: trur ikke det..

Stranger: har jeg skjegg?

You: nei, er du dum

Stranger: du er dum

You: moren din er

Stranger: yep

Stranger: still u fukk her

Stranger: dust

You: Hvor er du nå?

Stranger: sverige?

Stranger: ørebro

You: oja

You: fett der eller?

Stranger: gangåssæter?

You: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Verdt å prøve En gang klarte to i klassen min å komme i samme rom. Ene personen visste det, mens den andre visste det ikke. Det ble det mye moro med!

[Getingar]

Stranger: hey jen

You: Hi!

You: What's up?

Stranger: how ar u??

Stranger: nm nm

You: I'm fine!

You: What's going on?

You: Party downtown today!?

Stranger: in geoffs?

You: Yeah.

Stranger: is it over?

You: Not at all. Want to join?

You: I'll beam you up, Scotty

Stranger: ,,,,,,,,,,,,im nt scotty

You: Um, yes you are. Don't you think I know my best friend?

Stranger: im only jocking

You: Scotty's your surname!

You: I thought so!

Stranger: i love u jen

You: Isn't it a bit early to say that?

You: Shouldn't we go party first?

You: Let's see what happens!

Stranger: .....well....i thot it was tym........

Stranger: ok that sounds gud

You: Gud, do you mean the father of jesus?

Stranger: no good

[Getingar]

You: I won't lie to you. I'm an Alien.

You: I tend to forget things.

Stranger: What will you do instead? Which planet or star system are you from?

You: Nebulosa 9

Stranger: Do you like talking to me?

You: I like to communicate to lower life forms

 

[vivastar]

Stranger: Horny Bi girl willing to give pics as long as your do first <3

You: My name is Joseph Fritzl. Wanna take a tour in my basement?

Stranger: Sure!!

You: i have a daughter there. but dont mind here

You: Watcha say ?

Stranger: How old are you?

You: i'm born in 1935, then thats make me 73 years old

You: how old are you ?

Stranger: o.O that.....kinda old to be on this site don'tcha think?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 10. februar 2010 av vivastar

[vivastar]

You: From Norway ?

Stranger: Its a me Mario

Stranger: Mushroom Kingdom?

You: WoW, i'm u'r brother Luigi

You: Do u like Psilocybe mushrooms ?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Mushrooms make me awesome

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Getingar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heeyy

You: Hey!

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Whenever I tell someone that, they disconnect!

You: Guess!

Stranger: pff

Stranger: there are 298130918398 country's over the world

You: Really?

Stranger: how should i guess

You: I'm from USA

Stranger: no but something like that

Stranger: why would i disconnect?

You: People hate us!

Stranger: haha i don't hate you

You: Where are you from!?

Stranger: holland

You: Oh.

You have disconnected.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

You: do you have cam?

Stranger: no

Stranger: hw old r u

You: It's fine you can use your dads camera and take pictures of yourself nekkid

You: in the bathroom

Stranger: no ur sick

You: I feel fine

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I have a cock

You: leave or stay

Stranger: Alrighty.

You: no sexual

You: Okay!

You: Thanx!

Stranger: Welp. Good then.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: Where are you from

You: Im 22

Stranger: Okay well then hello!

You: Yello

Stranger: how're you, you cock having 22 year old.

You: Lawl

You: I like it

You: He jerks me off sometimes

You: bu the kiddie pr0n is discusting

You: but i cant help it

Stranger: hahahha

You: i puke alot

Stranger: is it white?

Stranger: that's not healthy.

You: and im close to an asshole

Stranger: aw do you live next to two lazy sacks?

You: he put stuff in his asshole

You: frozen bananas

You: those lazy sacks are my only friends

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: so where're you from?

You: Norway mate

You: We talk like Aussies here

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: is that so?

You: No... More like german language with some hitler twist

Stranger: ah ok.

You: Every sentence must have Heil in it

Stranger: ok...

You: It's hard to do that when you are drunk or slipped to many roofies in the beer

You: Then we are previliged to kill the person

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 18. februar 2010 av Toast Is Pimp!

[Sinna'gurk]

kjedet meg litt

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: haIIIOOO

Stranger: where from?

You: ChinAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: fuck u

Stranger: i hate china

You: in the ass please

Stranger: rubish

You: thank you

Stranger:

Stranger: fuck your ass

You: sorry for pooping in your moms face yesterday

You have disconnected.

 

[StudioARE]

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: O hai

Stranger: hi

Stranger: sup?

You: school :\

Stranger: me too

Stranger: from?

You: uuuhm... norway

You: you know where I am?

Stranger: ugh.... palestine

You: lol

You: a bit apart from each other

Stranger: dont you lol at my people you cappetalistic pig

You: I didn't...

Stranger: are you a fucking jew

You: no...

Stranger: i hate jewwwwwwwss3!@%!!

You: I don't really believe in gods..

Stranger: bcs they jews

You: or anything special

Stranger: so what you fucking asshole

Stranger: you fucking jewww

You: i are your local random internet jew for today

Stranger: go fuck your self with your fucking cut penis

You: okai ^^

Stranger: so hard you will get hemoroid

You: have a nice day playing with yourself as well

Stranger: It's forbidden you dumb ass

You: really? :O

Stranger: who is the funny guy now dick

Stranger: we also can't drink

Stranger: at all

Stranger: or eat

You: btw , I cut my dick so I could give you half of it

Stranger: ham

Stranger: girls dont need dick once a week we go to al mualim and he plessures us

You: oh, how nice

Stranger: dick

You: I'm a sad panda

You: *cry*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Bedre:

 

 

 

Stranger: hey

You: o hai =D

Stranger: how's it going?

You: fine for being a panda

Stranger: well that's good

You: not really.. my buddy says I should stop takling to stranger

Stranger: you should

Stranger: they eat people

You: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! they do?? :'''(

Stranger: yea

Stranger: they're crazy

You: how can I reconise a stranger

Stranger: look them in the eyes

You: food

Stranger: if they sneeze they're a stranger

You: then... I haven't seen a stranger yet =D

Stranger: well you're lucky

You: waait...

You: my buddy just.... sneezed ;O

Stranger: get out of there

Stranger: don't moove too fast though

Stranger: he'll know you're on to him

You: o___o

Stranger: just sneeze back

You: now he stares at meee *__*

You: Hi I'm a stranger. The owner of the computer just ran away

Stranger: hey stanger!

You: hi stranger bud

Stranger: *sneezes*

You: o___O

You: *backs off*

Stranger: AHA!

You: AAAAHH!!!!!

You: *runs*

Stranger: i am the master of strangers

You: then... uuhm.. have a strangely nice day master

You: *scared*

You have disconnected.

 

 

Endret 16. februar 2010 av StudioARE

[Wiciwato]

Ikke for å virke som en bestemor, men dere bør passe dere litt og ikke legge til noen på msn, eller ihvertfall ikke bli med på noe av det de sier. Har to stykk på msn nå som er helt latterlige. Jeg kan si så mye som at den ene heter Sexy Goddess og vil ha meg med inn på en side. Så til dere uforsiktige, vær forsiktige!

 

Her er det hun sier så langt:

 

 

 

Wictor sier:

who are you?

Sexy goddess sier:

hey babe.. hows it hangin??

Wictor sier:

who are you?

Sexy goddess sier:

lol how r u today

Wictor sier:

who are you today?

Sexy goddess sier:

im great, just a bit lonely and horny lol . just got out of a hot bubble bath

Wictor sier:

haha

wtf

Sexy goddess sier:

i feel like doin something fun now but im still all wet lol

Wictor sier:

haha, great

you make me laugh : )

Sexy goddess sier:

if you want ill let you watch hehe and maybe tell me what to do ...

k well u sound cute and im feeling really horny rite now lol so im going to show you.. just go here http://www.vipcrush.com/Purrfect click aceept

Wictor sier:

haha

yeah right!

Sexy goddess sier:

in the next page fill everything the invite code is url2kx if you need this to get in msg me wen you r in the second page

Wictor sier:

ok

Sexy goddess sier:

on the second page it should say There is a ZERO NO CHARGE fee trial. cause of the invite code by the way u like gstring or thong?

Wictor sier:

ok

Sexy goddess sier:

kk since is freeu can use a expired one or a debit or a prepaid card even a friends k ?

Wictor sier:

ok

Sexy goddess sier:

when u done it should say it was 0.00 and it will give u ur username and pass

Wictor sier:

ok

so, how is it going?

Sexy goddess sier:

u in?

Wictor sier:

lol, no

why should i?

Sexy goddess sier:

let me know ill be getting lubed and ready teehee

Wictor sier:

haha, you are so fake

do you get paid for this shit?

Sexy goddess sier:

heres the link and invite code again if u need it http://www.vipcrush.com/Purrfect code is url2kx if u need i t

Wictor sier:

JEEZ

IM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO WATCH YOU

Sexy goddess sier:

...

..

whats taking u soo loong im all wet already lol.

Wictor sier:

ok, im quite dry

ive just ate dinner

ready for the olympics

Sexy goddess sier:

u in ?

....

what do u prefer toys or fingers?

Wictor sier:

i prefer the olympics

 

Det er da fra msn, tror hun har gitt seg nå gitt.

Endret 16. februar 2010 av Wiciwato

[Mr.Duklain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: do you have jesus in your life?

Stranger: I know it seems weird but seriosly

You: i have my homies

Stranger: well, jesus is my homie

Stranger: and lemme tell ya brotha

You: awsome

Stranger: he's got my back all the ti-zime

Stranger: hollaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger:

You: yeah that cool you a Pimip or Hoe homie ?

Stranger: Oh I'm a pimp fo sho, a pimp for information bout Jesus

Stranger: I tells it to go out and spread the word

Stranger: like herpes, only the word of god

You: thats cool

Stranger: also, jesus hates black people

You: herpis i dont deal with that

Stranger: so if you're black, this is kind of irrelevant

Stranger: or asian, jesus hates asians

You: nah jusus was black

Stranger: well home slice, I dunno about that one

Stranger: I'm gonna have to disagree

Stranger: ecclesiates 13:4 clearly states

Stranger: "and Jesus was so white, that even the moon was jealous of his pale skin"

You: nah he was jewish like me just messing with yahomie im half black half jewish

Stranger: so is your name travon goldman?

You: nah man its K-dog

Stranger: well k dog

Stranger: you seem to be winking a lot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

HAHA XD

 

I got some sweet love <3

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: yo

You: way up <3?

Stranger: wasup homey?

You: nathing just playing with my self who about you <3?

Stranger: me 2 lol

You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<3 Hoe or broe <3?

Stranger: hoe, you hoe or bro?

You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<3 im a bro from the hood <3

Stranger: aright

You: you like boys from the hood <3 ?

Stranger: yah i do boy

You: awwwwwwwwwwwww<3 you mastrubate right now <3?

Stranger: i can

You: allright do it for daddy <3 yeah <3

Stranger: alright <3

You: awwww<3 is you pussy thight <3? who old are you?

Stranger: i am 18 , and yez my pussy is tight

You: awww<3 im 27 is that to old for you babe <3?

Stranger: naw, it aint

You: aww <3 were you from girl <3?

Stranger: colombus ohio, you?

You: New York Brooklyn <3

Stranger: oh you must fuck me

You: Yeah come up to my Home town and make some sweet vannila and chocolate love <3

Stranger: hell yah, in my hamburger!!!

Endret 16. februar 2010 av nilzern

[Mr.Duklain]

Herregud her ble det mye prat

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey <3

You: tack to me boy <3

Stranger: where are you come from?

You: Finland <3

You: who about you

Stranger: China

You: have i tackt to you before ?

Stranger: no~

You: really ok must benn another one from china then who old are you +

Stranger: 16..

You: oki the other chinise was like 15

Stranger: ^ ^ and you?

You: 17 <3

Stranger: boy or girl?

You: girl ^^

You: you ^^

You: ?

Stranger: me,too.

You: okey

You: a lot of horny boys in here -.- they anoy me -.-

Stranger: yeah...

Stranger: i`m not good at English

You: im not that god eighter

You: only got a c on my last test

Stranger: haha~.the same to you!~~

You: what ? the same to me:P?

Stranger: i mean my English is terrible..

You: oh yeah <3 cant be godd at everything

Stranger: ehh..

You: its a saying that you cant be good at everything

You: wher do you live in china ?

Stranger: i live in beijing~

You: ok

You: i live on the icelands of Årland

Stranger: woo~it`s a beautiful city

You: beijing ? never been ther but i have hear its beautiful

Stranger: yes . but there are lots of people in beijing!

You: the more the better you know very few at Årland

You: its one like 100000 spread around the islands

You: you still there ?

Stranger: yes i`m look up a word in a dictionary...

You: oki what word ?

Stranger: spread

Stranger: i know that now~

Stranger: ^ ^

You: oki its mean that things ar not close if that helps

You: good ^^ <3

Stranger: my classmate was been there. she said it`s beautiful there and the people are nice there~

You: in Årland ?

Stranger: yap

You: cool yeah its a small world

Stranger: but it`s nice

You: yes very nice

You: are you at scholl now ?

Stranger: yes~

You: okey but is it a school task to learn english on omegle ?

Stranger: no. i found by myself

You: cool yeah its a god way to learn english

Stranger: right! it`s`funny and i can make friend~

You: yes ore friends

Stranger: Is it school task to learn english on omegle ?

You: i askt you that earlier

Stranger: is it?

You: not in finland

You: and probably not in my nighboring countries

Stranger: i can`t understand that..

You: what do you dont understand +

Stranger: o~i see~

You: okey it may be some typos in my wrighting

Stranger: wrighting?

You: jepp wrighting as in i wright a letter

You: you see?

Stranger: no....

You: oki sorry cant explain it easyer than that

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: oh!my english in so terrible

You: nah you just need practis a friend of mine is wore then you

You: wors*

You: dont worry about ti

Stranger: you are very nice~

You: you seem nice to <3

Stranger: do you know renren.com ?

You: newer heard about it ?

You: never*

Stranger: it`s likes facebook

You: oh okey i kknow about facebook

Stranger: do you often use it? I always use renren.com

You: facebook no i dont have facebook

Stranger: you can find your classmate on it ang play games with them

You: yeah i know but i dont use computers that mutch

Stranger: en~it`s winter vacation now?

You: no still scholl time

Stranger: when will vacation start?

You: 2-3 weeks i guss

You: think

Stranger: what do you often do?

You: on my spear time i are with friends and we do stuff togheter

You: you do then?

Stranger: stuff

Stranger: ?

You: it mean thing

Stranger: o~

Stranger: i know~!!

You: so what do you do on your spear time ?

Stranger: we always have a lot homework! i like watching movies by myself

You: oki homework is not fun

Stranger: yes do you have some culb?

You: culb ?

Stranger: music clud? swim club?

You: oh no not at the moment you +

You: ?

Stranger: ?

You: yes do you have some culb

You: ?

Stranger: no we don`t` have any club in our school

You: okey

You: but i have to go now bye

Stranger: ok~

[Mad Esc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello.

You: this is a robbery

You: give me all your love

Stranger: no, this is Patrick

You: oh

Stranger: random talk is random

Stranger: i'm female, in fact

You: is that a fact?

Stranger: unfortunately, yes

You: well, you said in fact

You: so it's not out fact right?

Stranger: i bet you do drugs.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Stranger: hyee.!

You: ammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is one hell of a dumb country.-

Stranger: wer u frm??

You: From a place where we can spell!

Stranger: assole

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Tok fyren 20 sek og skrive det siste der. Og han faila.

 

Og ja, når jeg kommer i kontakt med en Amerikaner så kan jeg ikke fatt og begripe hvorfor de er så dum!

Ikke når det kommer til skrivefeil da, men alt annet. (I got dyslexia). Skjekk Og/å feilene mine.