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[Kea]

 

Before you embark on your new journey, you must first be in the proper frame of mind. Ask yourself the following questions:

 

>Are you feeling suicidal?

>Do you feel there is no other way out of your misery?

>Is there nothing at all you'd rather be doing?

 

Make sure you answer these questions honestly and carefully, because you won't get a chance to change your answer later on. If you did answer 'yes' to all the questions listed above, then you are ready to commit suicide.

 

Anonymous said...

 

“I would fatally slit my wrists if I wasn't such a friggin' coward when it comes to pain. Anyone know of a practically painless way to commit suicide that doesn't involve buying special equipment?”

 

I guess most of us are afraid of pain and even those who wants to commit suicide. So the solution is to get the most painless and simple DYI way to die. This is your luck day because like a cheap coupon, death is on sale today. Before letting you all in the most painless way to commit suicide, here’s a list of the most common way to have a DYI Death and the consequences in case of failure.

 

 

>Drowning

 

How it’s Done: Maybe a relationship tremor has caused you to rethink your life here on the planet, and the weight of it all has made you decide to drown yourself. Sometimes, driving or even convincing yourself to walk into a large body or water will do it, otherwise many perish in as little water as a slightly-filled bathtub.

 

Results From Failure: Oxygen deprivation can cause severe and permanent brain damage

 

 

>Electric Shock

 

How it’s Done: Sometimes the thought of continuing to live in a world inundated with problems and insurmountable issues results on one wanting to die by electric shock. Something as simple as jamming a utensil in a wall outlet, to the more notable dunking an appliance in an occupied bathtub, can result in death by electric shock.

 

Results From Failure: Deep burns from 500-1000 volts, ventricular fibrillation at 110-220 volts, and severe neurological damage.

 

 

>Exsanguination

 

How it’s Done: Frequently the most obvious way to rapidly harm one’s self yet pass on relatively slowly, is to slit the wrists or the carotid, radial, ulnar, or femoral artery. Using a sharp implement is the easiest way to go. Razors or knives are popular. Contrary to popular belief, the effective method for this is not to cross the wrist, but to draw the blade up the forearm (as is evident in the photograph above). This is the same way Japanese perform Jigai (women) and Seppuku (men), although their’s is often for more spiritual purposes.

 

Results From Failure: Extreme loss of blood causing the heart to dramatically slow eventually depriving the brain of oxygen. Also, most often, deep scars and tissue damage.

 

 

>Jumping

 

How it’s Done: Pondering the emptiness in one’s life can be a painful experience. Yet, when it all seems so overwhelming, you might decide to plummet from a significant height to your own death. Leaping from a building to the pavement below is quite lethal, and popular. However, romantics may choose to use a cliff over jagged rocks. Or bridges.

 

Results From Failure: Shattered femurs from impacting with water up to severe bodily harm from impacting with any solid surface

 

 

>Suffocation

 

How it’s Done: You’ve decided that your life is in disarray and you can no longer stand the pressure. One way to end it all is to encase your head in a plastic bag and asphyxiate yourself. Or, if you’re really ready to go, nitrogen or helium directly inhaled is useful.

 

Results From Failure: Turning back at the last minute before passing out can result in serious and long-lasting to permanent brain damage.

 

 

>Carbon Monoxide Inhalation

 

How it’s Done: It’s all so difficult and the full weight of the world is seemingly square upon your shoulders. You’ve decided to go to the great beyond and you are going to lock yourself in a car, in a closed garage with the engine running and go to sleep. Or, if you have any appliance that puts of CO, that’ll do.

 

Results From Failure: CO molecules irreversibly attach themselves to human hemoglobin and the result is often fatal even if one backs out.

 

 

>Poisoning

 

How it’s Done: Romeo and Juliet had it down when, once seeing the other presumably dead, the other fatally poisons himself. Taking a substance internally not meant to be done so can be considered poisoning: cleaners, industrial fluids, diazepam, cyanide, and the like.

 

Results From Failure: The toxic levels of poison required to kill one’s self are generally non-reversible. However, hospital staff can attempt it and often make one vomit or something similar. Lasting effects can include internal organ damage.

 

 

>Hanging

 

How it’s Done: It’s all over. Nothing in life seems to make it worth living any more. You can acquire a length of rope and construct yourself a noose, which is, by the way, considered a deadly weapon if tied correctly. Once built, wrap one end securely around something high: a rafter or a ceiling fan, and leap, head fastened within the loop, from a chair. Or, if you’re short of rope, anything strong enough to support your weight from your neck can be employed.

 

Results From Failure: Brain damage from lack of oxygen, Often, failure to actually break your own neck may only yield strangulation and you can be saved, but damaged. Also, permanent rope burns or implement scarring can occur.

 

 

>Drug / Alcohol Overdose

 

How it’s Done: The pressure and stress of daily routines has beaten you down for the final time. Within your medicine cabinet lies the answer to your extermination: prescription and over-the-counter meds. A huge mouthful can do you right in. Or, to speed along the process, couple your target pills with a few swigs of alcohol. Many of our favorite musicians have chosen this route. Even alcohol alone, in extreme excess can kill you.

 

Results From Failure: Severe to permanent organ failure if successful removal isn’t achieved, as well as impaired judgment. Often, clinical assistance is necessary if attempt is repeated.

 

 

>Gun Shot

 

How it’s Done: One of the most often achieved forms of suicide is by gun shot. Generally a head shot is desired since its results are 99 percent effective, however a chest shot can be equally as devastating.

 

Results From Failure: Sometimes the blast isn’t enough to kill. In this case, severe to permanent bodily damage can occur as well as blood loss, organ and tissue damage, and brain damage.

 

 

And as promised THE MOST PAINLESS WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE is one where a person goes to sleep and doesn't wake up. It can be accomplished with an overdose of barbiturates or other drugs, or with a large plastic bag which kills by carbon dioxide suffocation. Carbon monoxide, produced by an automobile engine, also works, but it is generally unpleasant.

 

 

EDIT: Spoiler åpnes på eget ansvar.

Endret 14. desember 2010 av Therawyn

[Harashique]

5c7e

[Mr. A]

 

// Modified by Worapoht K.

#include <SoftwareSerial.h>

 

int val = 0;

char code[10];

int bytesread = 0;

 

#define rxPin 8

#define txPin 9

// RFID reader SOUT pin connected to Serial RX pin at 2400bps to pin8

 

void setup()

{

Serial.begin(2400); // Hardware serial for Monitor 2400bps

 

pinMode(2,OUTPUT); // Set digital pin 2 as OUTPUT to connect it to the RFID /ENABLE pin

digitalWrite(2, LOW); // Activate the RFID reader

}

 

 

void loop()

{

SoftwareSerial RFID = SoftwareSerial(rxPin,txPin);

RFID.begin(2400);

 

if((val = RFID.read()) == 10)

{ // check for header

bytesread = 0;

while(bytesread<10)

{ // read 10 digit code

val = RFID.read();

if((val == 10)||(val == 13))

{ // if header or stop bytes before the 10 digit reading

break; // stop reading

}

code[bytesread] = val; // add the digit

bytesread++; // ready to read next digit

}

 

if(bytesread == 10)

{ // if 10 digit read is complete

Serial.print("TAG code is: "); // possibly a good TAG

Serial.println(code); // print the TAG code

}

bytesread = 0;

delay(500); // wait for half a second

}

}

 

 

Endret 14. desember 2010 av Mr. A

[Mr. Lurk]

¼ * 3 + 2/4 * 3 + 1/6 * 2 =

3/12 + 6/12 + 2/12 =

11/12

 

xD

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[Kea]

>>12447716

You're welcome. But I'm serious. You should really consider a musical career. I think you'd have a future in music, really. Don't let that talent go to waste.

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[The Barnacle]

Avslutning:

- Maktfordelingen har ikke forandret seg så mye over tidene. Prinsippet er det samme.

- Vi ser at det er vanskelig å gjøre total omvendelse på par år. Det tok veldig lang tid, og det var mye prøve og feile, Vanskelig siden Frankrike var en av de første.

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- Fikk mail fra en medstudent at jeg burde se det. (Går lektor ved NTNU)

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