Kule setninger og sitater!

[sCuper]

Haha, er nesten aldri skikkeligt kaldt her på vestlandet vertfall, når det er -10 grader sitter vi inne og hakker tenner og klager det er jo egentlig ikke kaldt i det hele tatt. Husker da jeg bodde i Mongolia, da var det nede i -38 grader en dag, det var kaldt det.

[Gjest Slettet-t1pvX92QsX]

Haha, er nesten aldri skikkeligt kaldt her på vestlandet vertfall, når det er -10 grader sitter vi inne og hakker tenner og klager det er jo egentlig ikke kaldt i det hele tatt. Husker da jeg bodde i Mongolia, da var det nede i -38 grader en dag, det var kaldt det.

 

Det kommer jo en del an på luftfuktigheten det er på den plassen det er kaldt. Ta vestlandet for eksempel, som har høy luftfuktighet. Her vil det være mye kaldere ved -10 grader enn f. eks Bardufoss ved -10 grader.

 

Jeg tjenestegjorde i Bardu i fjor, og det var såklart kaldt med -10 grader der, men det føltes ikke så veldig kaldt som hjemme på vestlandet (Sandnes). Kaldeste vi hadde var rundt -35 effektive kuldegrader med storm. Det var bra kaldt ja

Endret 15. januar 2009 av Slettet-t1pvX92QsX

[Spykar]

Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today

-Malcom X

 

We salute the rank, not the man

- Maj. Richard D. Winters (Band of Brothers)

 

Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven

[Wartom]

Put a banana in your ear.

 

-Frogrus

[Nakmus]

"Save a tree, eat a beaver!"

[-Léon-]

Har funnet noen arti quotes ifra Bash.org

 

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet

<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied

<emoti_conartist> lol

<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open

<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit

<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha

<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'

<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face

<cassius_clay13> and runs away

<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

 

<FossZombie> wtf

<FossZombie> quote "so you are 23 years old right?" me: "yes" them: "did you have any programming experiance in the 1970s"

* Wolfed hails FossZombie

<FossZombie> I'm tempted to say yes

<Wolfed> It would have been interesting.

<FossZombie> Yes in 1971 I was the lead computer scientist for the military, until 1975 when I switched jobs and worked for zenith for a short period of time until 1980s when I switched over to the atari group programming team. In 1984 I was born and that pretty much ended my career as a programmer.

<FossZombie> I spent the next three years shitting myself and learning how to speak and learn my ABCs

[Freedom1]

Those who believe they can and those who believe they can't are both right - Henry Ford

[Psykake]

"For every animal you don`t eat, I`m gonna eat three"

[Manuzet]

"For every animal you don`t eat, I`m gonna eat three"

 

Maddox fra www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com

 

Viss du har lyst å høre brae setninger. så må du høre på sangen av Sugarhill gang - Rappers Delight

Endret 21. januar 2009 av n00b1

[Bob Dick]

At -273 degrees all atom-based movement stop, and Norway wins Eurovision.

//Blarcky

Er det ikke sånn den er a?

[Manuzet]

Du tar så feil at filosofene griner når du prater om de! - fuzzy

[Tablespoon]

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

Liker denne jeg

[Nostalgisk]

"you talk the talk,but do you walk the walk?" - fra filmen full metal jacket:)

[AndyG]

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is an armed lamb contesting the vote." - Ben Franklin (er noe diskusjon på nettet om det faktisk var Ben Franklin som sa dette.)

[Freedom1]

At -273 degrees all atom-based movement stop, and Norway wins Eurovision.

//Blarcky

Er det ikke sånn den er a?

 

 

det vet jeg ærlig talt ikke, jeg bare hørte den av en kompis

 

OT: Min signatur

 

//Blarcky

[noob11]

"Bravery will take you into the most dangerous of places. Overwhelming firepower will see you safely through them." - The Book of Cataclysm

 

"Not only will all eyes be on the leaders of men, but all combat sights as well." - The Book of Cataclysm

 

"There are times when loosing control of your bowels is the only realistic response to a situation" -ASH

 

A war refugee sought the Master. He said, "You are wise and serene. Teach me to escape the horrors of this world." And the Master blinded him with fire-irons. - The Book of Cataclysm.

 

"Mark thine enemy, for all that separates the damned from the chosen is a dot of monochrome light, projected onto the back of a neck." - The Book of Cataclysm.

 

 

"Faithful minds are not enough. Deliver unto us brains also." - The Book of Cataclysm.

[Freedom1]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, and yes is the answer

 

//Blarcky

[MforMats]

Rullestol: Innretning, med 3 eller flere hjul og/eller belter, som er særskildt konstruert for forflytning av en person med redusert gangevne. Innretningen må ha egenvekt ikke over 250kg (inklusiv eventuelle batterier), lengde ikke over 180cm og bredde ikke over 80cm. Dersom innretningen er motordrevet, må den være konstruert for en hastighet som ikke overstiger 10km/t. Slik innretning anses ikke som kjøretøy etter trafikkloven § 2.

[Dracoknight]

" Civilations dont get killed, but rather die by suicide "

-vet ikke

[AndyG]

"Du er summen av dine opplevelser" -Ukjent