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[Reeve]

Meir frå stargate:

 

O'Neill: Problem?

Carter: I've never blown up a sun before.

O'Neill: Well they say the first one's the hardest.

 

Sam Carter: The only thing we can assume is that Anubis didn't keep his deal with Daniel.

Jack O'Neill: That's a shock, eh?

 

Jack O'Neill: Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?

Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?

Jack O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

 

Jack O'Neill: It's time for Plan B.

Carter: We have a Plan B?

Jack O'Neill: No, but it's time for one.

 

Jack O'Neill: [stuck in a continous time loop with Teal'c] If it were just me, I'd agree, but what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man?

[Teal'c and Hammond look at him]

Jack O'Neill: Bad Example...

 

Daniel: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.

Jack O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.

Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.

Jack O'Neill: Where's that?

Daniel: Greece.

Jack O'Neill: Why do I do that?

 

Sam Carter: They built their own stargate?

Daniel: Waaay smarter than us.

Jack O'Neill: Ours is bigger.

 

I verdensrommet rundt jorda:

Jack O'Neill: "Carter, I can see my HOUSE!"

 

O'Neill: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Jackson: Uh... I do.

O'Neill: Bad example.

 

Native pointing toward Teal'c: He is Jaffa.

O'Neill: No, but he plays one on TV.

 

ehm, vart kanskje litt mykje

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Hahaha Lo på nesten alle de der Jack RDA er jo bare genial Måten han spillte rollen i Stargate. Noe jeg alltid la merke til er hvor forvirret han virker, og at han nesten tenker over alt han sier, uten at han egentlig gjør det Kommer tilbake med flere sitater fra Sg-1 litt senere, så jeg ikke går for OffTopic.

[Dotten]

Er jo mange gode sitater som er kommet opp gjennom årene, men det var jo en bra en fra 24 sin sesongfinale;

 

 

Jack Bauer; If you send someone after me... I'll kill them. I'm pretty good at that too.

[Fable123]

Fra Firefly

 

"Mal" If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.

[Bonna86]

Fra To the Manor Born:

 

Audrey er sjokkert over at hun må selge godset pga gjeld hennes mann har etterlatt seg;

"We've been here through wars, plagues, floods, famine and Labour governments! I'm not normally given to crying. It's only since we joined the Common Market that I've picked up these beastly Continental habits."

 

Audrey;

"'England for the English, as we used to say about India"

 

Richard DeVere spør obersten om han kan holde "the summer hunt ball".

Obersten;

"Not my line, organizing things, spent most of my life in the army."

De blir enige om å prøve å overtale Audrey til å organisere ballet.

Obersten;

"If you succeed, the rector will be pleased. Never had a miracle in the parish."

 

Audrey;

"I don't care for the fact that my position will be taken by someone who owns half a dozen quick-fry hamburger houses and wears clip-on bow ties. Democracy's all very well, but why give it to the people?"

 

Richard svarer, når moren uroer seg over at en hertug skal ta Audrey;

"Like all these old families, they're like runner beans. They only flourish when they're tied to a stake."

 

Audrey;

"I don't approve of all this sex equality. I mean, what was wrong with women being the dominant partners?"

 

Audrey ang. middagen hos presten;

"I haven't had a meal of such unrelieved awfulness since we left school. I had no idea the church still went in for burnt offerings."

 

Audrey, henvisende til middagen hos presten;

"You can go very wrong with an avocado. I've had an avocado that was like a lead bullet. And quite recently, too."

 

Presten;

"For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful."

(Marjory ler)

Audrey;

"Marjory?"

Marjory;

"Sorry! Um, got a bone in my throat."

Audrey;

"Do watch out for bones everybody. You can't be too careful with avocados."

 

Richard;

"(Indian? Salon? Chinese? Lapsang souchong?) And milk in the morning ("Cow's? Goat's? Camel's?").

Audrey;

"You must forgive him, he always talks in lists. He's in the grocery business."

 

Audrey:

“How do you persuade people to buy a ‘Brotschrank’? I don’t even know what it is.”

Kitchen Fitter:

“Well that’s a bread cupboard, ma’am. We’re in Europe now, aren’t we?”

Audrey:

“You may be, but I intend to stay here.”

[Gunfreak]

en av mine favoitter fra SG1.

 

ikke så morsom, men det er liksom begynnelsen

 

O'Neill: so the Gate goes other places?

Jackson: Yes!!!

[Ennasus]

Mine favoritter er vel fra Grey's Anatomy

 

 

Derek Shepherd: I'am not mentally challenged.

Miranda Bailey: I'm not so sure about that.

 

 

 

Meredith: Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space.

Cristina: Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel.

Izzie: It's basically a slumber party, they do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference.

 

 

 

Derek: It'd be nice if every love triangle could be fixed with a scalpel.

Mark: If they could, you would have stabbed me with a ten blade a long time ago.