Favoritt sitat fra en serie/program

[Groening]

En genial en fra Homer:

"Press the any key. I don't see any any key! Oh, all this work has made my exhausted, I think I'll take a tab while I am waiting (trykker tab). Oh, no time for that now, the computer is starting."

[Plomma2]

Nesten litt trist at så mange har favorittsitatet sitt The Simpsons.

[Gunfreak]

tyder vel heller på hvor bra the simpsons er da

[Inaktiv bruker 2]

Nesten litt trist at så mange har favorittsitatet sitt The Simpsons.

 

Og enda tristere er det at du har 1000 posts i wow-forumet. The Simpsons er en genial serie og en av tidenes aller beste komedier i tv-historien.

Endret 11. mai 2007 av @daniel89j

[Pañolada]

[Elensar]

Meir frå stargate:

 

O'Neill: Problem?

Carter: I've never blown up a sun before.

O'Neill: Well they say the first one's the hardest.

 

Sam Carter: The only thing we can assume is that Anubis didn't keep his deal with Daniel.

Jack O'Neill: That's a shock, eh?

 

Jack O'Neill: Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?

Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?

Jack O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

 

Jack O'Neill: It's time for Plan B.

Carter: We have a Plan B?

Jack O'Neill: No, but it's time for one.

 

Jack O'Neill: [stuck in a continous time loop with Teal'c] If it were just me, I'd agree, but what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man?

[Teal'c and Hammond look at him]

Jack O'Neill: Bad Example...

 

Daniel: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.

Jack O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.

Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.

Jack O'Neill: Where's that?

Daniel: Greece.

Jack O'Neill: Why do I do that?

 

Sam Carter: They built their own stargate?

Daniel: Waaay smarter than us.

Jack O'Neill: Ours is bigger.

 

I verdensrommet rundt jorda:

Jack O'Neill: "Carter, I can see my HOUSE!"

 

O'Neill: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Jackson: Uh... I do.

O'Neill: Bad example.

 

Native pointing toward Teal'c: He is Jaffa.

O'Neill: No, but he plays one on TV.

 

ehm, vart kanskje litt mykje

Endret 13. mai 2007 av Elensar

[jennnereer]

Oh Boy, A Limmo. SHOTGUN!

 

Peter Griffin - Family Guy :!:

[Comprade]

Egentlig det meste fra Seinfeld:

 

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George Costanza: You invite me over here for lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then you tell me you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me; I want details, and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I've got no place to go, you're not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood!

 

Kramers advokat:

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Jackie Chiles: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

 

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Jackie Chiles: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

 

Kramer snakker om raskeste t-baneveien til Coney Island:

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Kramer: All right, Coney Island. Ok, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2, 3, 4 or 5, but don't get on the G. See that's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th street, then you got to get on the R.

Elaine: Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?

Kramer: Well, yeah...

 

Jerry snakker med en jente om bursdager:

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Jerry: Well, I mean birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.

 

Jerry spør George om hjelp til å gjennmføre et kjæreste-bytte:

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George: Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay the check, leave here and never speak to anyone about this again.

Jerry: Can't be done, huh?

George: The switch?

Jerry: The switch.

George: Can't be done.

Jerry: I wonder.

George: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch. In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.

Jerry: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.

George: How do you know?

Jerry: Well, for one thing they didn't have apartments.

George: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together.

Jerry: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now. And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard, and we can get to work. Now what's it gonna be?

George: All right, damn it, I'm in

[jacoP]

Nesten litt trist at så mange har favorittsitatet sitt The Simpsons.

 

Og enda tristere er det at du har 1000 posts i wow-forumet. The Simpsons er en genial serie og en av tidenes aller beste komedier i tv-historien.

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Haha der ble plomma2 sånn passe eid

 

OT: Favourittsitat må vel være "DoH!" av Homer Simpson

[Overguard]

Ari Gold fra Entourage..

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I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!

 

Han har så utrolig mange gode sitater at det blir egentlig for mye å ramse opp.

[Stian89]

The King of Queens

 

[Doug, Deacon and Arthur are going to babysit Major and spend some time together]

Kelly Palmer: Okay, honey you are all set. Here is your "see and say"... Here is pinkys, whites, towels, diapers and buttcream.

Arthur Spooner: Buttcream?, where is this day headin'?

[Arthur looks at Doug]

Doug Heffernan: Yeah, You wish!

Arthur Spooner: Like I waste a wish on that, huh?

 

Why? Just watch the show.

 

En av tidens beste sitcoms.

[Suburbian Hero]

Jack Bauer: You are gonna tell me what I wanna know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt.

 

Jack Bauer: Damn it! (inside joke)

 

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?

[he points to an African American cellmate]

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!

[Nedward]

Mitt favoritt sitat er fra omtrendt alle Stragate SG-1 episodene som er sendt.

 

Teal'c: Indeed.

[Rotski]

Et par av gullkornene fra The Wire:

 

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Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.

Detective: I got laid last night.

Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?

 

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Moreland: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.

Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.

Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble.

 

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State's Atty. Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?

Omar: Day at a time I suppose?

[nadge]

Alt fra Phil ken sebben i Harvey birdman attorney at law

[Dødskalkunen]

Prison Break:

John Abruzzi - Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Fernando Sucre - Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.

 

Heroes:

Hiro Nakamura - Yattaaa!

[Hulahulafun]

Grey's Anatomy

 

Burke: What's this? Does anyone know what this is?

Meredith: Oh my God!

Burke: What? Speak up, Grey!

Meredith: She bit it off.

Burke: What?

Meredith: That's...his...um...penis!

 

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Cristina: What are you doing?

Meredith: Oh, you know, just sitting here with my penis.

 

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Meredith: So the crap crime scene guy can't get out here till tomorrow. So I get to spend the night with my penis! ... Alex, don’t say it--

Alex: Aw, it was too easy anyway.

 

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Elsker den serien

[Fable123]

Fra Scrubs.

 

'No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer’s Patient.'

[pregra]

Chris: "Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"

Peter: "I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

 

Fra Family Guy selvfølgelig...

[Layn]

Joey i Friends: "How you're doing?"