Tråden m/ de beste quotene fra cartoon-verden!

[Anterialis]

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* Kun de beste quotene dere kan, ikke spam med latterlige, dårlige quotes. Dere skjønner hva jeg mener..

* Det kan være fra all slags figurer, feks. Simpsons, family guy, osv.

* Kan inneholde både de artigste, beste, smarteste du vet om, atså du kan tolke "beste" hvordan du vil.

* Gjør selve qouten fet ( [ b ] ), da er det lettere å se hva quoten er.

* Posten må inneholde hvem som har sagt det, unntaket er om du absolutt ikke finner det ut.

 

Starter med en klassiker:

 

"Shut up brain, or Ill stab you with a q-tip" - Homer Simpsons.

 

Jeg syns jaffal den var god =)

 

EDIT: Åpna for at samme person kan legge ved flere quotes. Hender jo man har flere gode på lager

Endret 15. november 2006 av w3p

[simenn]

tegneserieverdenen, eller tegnefilmverdenen?

 

uansett;

 

Stupid, stupid rat creatures! - Fone Bone

[The Norwegian]

"DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU FUCKING JEW!" - The Man aka Eric Cartman!

[Xeenon_]

I see. So basically, you're a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS! - Ichigo, Bleach

[Deus]

Vår gamle venn Homer:

I am so smart, i am so smart, S M R T, i mean S M A R T

[Killa833]

Homer igjen:

 

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel.

[Tunky]

Oh my GOD! THEY killed Keny! - Southpark-gutter.

Endret 15. november 2006 av Knut_

[Flurry]

Nei nei nei.

 

Oh my god, they killed Kenny(ikke THEY .. keny - pirkepirke.)

- You bastards!

* Stan & Kyle fra South Park.

[Bautastein]

American dad:

 

Stanley:

 

"OK gun, kill! Go ahead, kill someone. Don't be shy.

 

see? Guns dont kill people. People kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns!"

 

Edit: Skiftet til en enda bedre quote jeg kom på. Den blir best med videoen.

Endret 15. november 2006 av Pinglebolle

[Bautastein]

Family guy:

 

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

[Admiral1]

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!

Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?

Mr.Burns: Precisely.

[Jaffe]

"A boat's a boat, but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!" - Peter Griffin

[yuo are smart]

Yesterday, Lois was the MAN! -Family Guy

[lceman™]

Fra Family Guy:

 

Brian til Peter: Do you ever listen to yourself talk?

Peter svarer: I drift in and out.

[Armageddon]

"I know i'm not a religious man, but SAVE ME SUPERMAN!"

 

Homer Simpson

 

"Pen gun, mightier than the sword. Sword gun, mightier than the pen gun."

 

Stan Smith

 

eh..kom på en til fra Family Guy

 

 

"Louis: God Peter, sometimes you can be such a baby.

 

Peter: Well if i'm a baby, do you know what that makes you Lois? A pedophile."

 

Kanskje ikke ordrett men you get the idea.

Endret 16. november 2006 av Armageddon

[Bautastein]

"Pen gun, mightier than the sword. Sword gun, mightier than the pen gun."

 

Stan Smith

 

eh..kom på en til fra Family Guy

 

haha. den scenen er så bra. samme scenen som jeg linket til youtube tidligere i tråden

Endret 16. november 2006 av Pinglebolle

[Mit]

Liker denne jeg:

 

Eric Theodore Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like: HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

 

Eric Cartman

[Gene]

Futurama:

 

"But your hands upp in the air rhymes with like you just don't care...aaaand DONE!"

 

ca.

[Sodd Ball]

"Scroll over him with your mousecourseeers... And! RIGHT CLICK!" - Eric Cartman

Endret 16. november 2006 av lago

[esa]

Simpsons...

 

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

 

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

 

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room.

 

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Homer: Explain how!

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.

Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

 

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

 

:!: Mye mer HER

 

esa