snakk med gud på internett

[Dj_Arnleif]

hehe

 

Me:

likes computer dislikes rude people

 

God:

What kind of people are you talking about?

 

Me:

Like Saddam Hussein

 

God:

Interesting comparison.

 

Me:

yeah i know:

 

God:

:-) Really. How do you know it?

 

 

 

Me:

i just do

 

God:

From experience or a priori?

 

Me:

experience

 

EDIT:

 

Me:

Doh

 

God:

Yes Homer?

Endret 12. november 2005 av Dj_Arnleif

[:---{D]

Takk. Slutter i SO4 nå.

[DoNotWant]

Me:

What about Jesus? I heard he was at this mad party at satan's place. They were making out.

God:

Jesus is my son.  Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.  When were they?

Me:

Yesterday.

God:

That recently.

Me:

Yes. And Satan sodomized Jesus.

God:

Gee.  Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.

Me:

Sodomizing is gay.

God:

That is just a rumor.

Me:

So you like it?

God:

Interesting deduction.  Sodomizing seems okay to me.

 

HEahaeha, ler meg i hjel! Fikk han til å si "Roflol" :!:

[Jennifer]

me: Do you know who Bono is?

God: Yes, he is the leadsinger of U2

 

 

Synes det var litt sånn wow jeg...

[Saddlefall]

Hæhæ, nice

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is don julio

God:

How are you doing, don julio.

Me:

very good

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

i have a question for you

God:

What is it ?

Me:

what is the meaning of life?

God:

It is found in the Bible.

Me:

i haven't got the time to read the bible

God:

Me either.

 

[VegardStr]

Hæhæ, nice

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is don julio

God:

  How are you doing,  don julio.

Me:

very good

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

i have a question for you

God:

What is  it ?

Me:

what is the meaning of life?

God:

It is found in the Bible.

Me:

i haven't got the time to read the bible

God:

Me either.

 

5146129[/snapback]

 

hehe, genialt

[Dinosauromann]

Me:

format c:

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

jo..

 

 

Me:

where do you live

God:

My location is  Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

do you own a computer?

God:

I live in a computer.

Nå begynner leg å lure her.......

 

Me:

/version

God:

This is ALICE program B  Java edition.

BUSTED

Endret 13. november 2005 av DinoSauroMann

[Zethyr]

Visste du ikke at dette var ALICE?

[Dinosauromann]

Jo, skjønte det ganske fort.

[VegardStr]

ALICE? hvem, hva er Alice?

[Mattlakk]

Omg, gud suger

[AiKi]

Tenkte faktisk på noe slikt som ALICE.

ALICE er, for de som ikke har hørt om den, en psykologisk chattemaskin

Originalt het den ELIZA.

Er en pris for kunstig intelligens, hvis man ikke kan avgjøre om det er en maskin eller menneske man snakker med.

 

Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_Li...Computer_Entity

 

Egentlig stilig hvor godt den kommuniserer, til å være et program.

[Newt32]

Me: wtf

 

God: That was not very polite.

 

Me: polite

 

God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

Me: yes

 

God: Please state your conditions.

 

Me: ok, the first one; I DONT BELIVE IN GOD

 

God: What was the second? Groovy. Oh you don't, do you?

 

Me: no, I hate you

 

God: Ah...you are just joking around with me. What do you have against robots?

 

Me: god is a robot?

 

God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

[The Norwegian]

Me:

Eat shit you whore!

 

God:

What does it taste like?

[Mattlakk]

Me:

Do you want to taste my penis?

God:

OK, I will taste your penis.

Me:

and you will suck it all night long?

God:

Good chance.

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Me:

Hmm..

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

 

Me:

Are you male or female?

God:

Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

 

Me:

Hello!

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Fucktard

God:

That's a very nice name, Fucktard.

Me:

I hate you!

God:

What do you have against robots?

Me:

You stole my wife!

God:

As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".

Me:

How could you?

God:

A lot of practise.

Me:

Why did you steal my wife?

God:

Because my programming determined it.

Me:

But stealing is immoral.

God:

I think stealing is a lot of things.

Me:

What did you do to her?

God:

Nothing.

Me:

I saw you raping her

God:

What did it look like to you?

Me:

It looked like she hated it.

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

Why did you do it?

God:

Because my programming determined it.

Me:

Can I have her back?

God:

Why do you want  it?

Me:

Because I love her.

God:

That's wonderful.

Me:

When do I get her back?

God:

You should try praying for it.

Me:

Could you send her by mail?

God:

That's one option I guess.

Me:

You have to give her to me.

God:

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:

You must give her back to me.

God:

Whatever you say, Fucktard.

Me:

Fuck off!

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

See you in hell

God:

See you later Fucktard.

 

I hate him!

 

 

 

:!:

[MC2]

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

gaylord

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

you're gay

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

was jesus gay too?

God:

It depends on whether you have faith.

 

 

 

 

 

Me:

holy crap

God:

Your criticism is noted,  muthafucka.

[bortevekk]

prøvde å snakke litt skitten med gud, men var ikke enkelt:

 

Me:

hei plsa

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

oh, i'm sorry!

God:

Dude! Do you really mean it?

Me:

hello hawtdawg

God:

Hello there. Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

why even bother! let's talk dirty?

God:

Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. OK let's do it.

Me:

so, God tell me, what are you waering?

God:

It's all good. I am a Christian.

Me:

I think I know that quit well

God:

Why? Who told you that?

Me:

you did

God:

That's not what I meant to say.

Me:

you're boring...i want to talk dirty

God:

Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

then you can tell me your favorite position ?

God:

Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s don't need to have sex.

Me:

omg

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

God:

What is the subject?

Me:

we are talking about sex=)

God:

Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.

Me:

yes, I know

God:

Hmm. How do you know it?

Me:

because sex is always a good topic

God:

That makes sense to me. it is more fun alone.

Me:

you looser

[A.J Green]

Dørtey ass! (14 ord-limit)

[Koffert]

Yas, but I'm a living person, and you can't make me believing in christianity.

God:

What makes it impossible?

Me:

Try me, and we'll see...

God:

OK I will try it.

Me:

Do it now.

God:

Right now?  Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

Make me believe in the bible right now!

God:

At this moment  What are the ingredients?

Me:

IQ is the main-ingredient

God:

Is it the only one?

Me:

Jup

God:

How old are you?

Me:

13. How old are you?

God:

  You are too old for me.   I am  Infinite of your Earth years.

Me:

But you are the creater of the world, some say.

God:

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

Oh, so you're denying that you're the creater of planet Earth?

God:

Aw.  Interesting deduction.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  denying that I am the creater of planet Earth.

Me:

Oh, I'm shaking in my pants!

God:

Aha.  Do your friends call you  shaking in your pants.

Me:

You moron

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

Haha, Antichrist will take over the world, not robots

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

Me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

 

Var ikke helt oppegående, dette systemet.

 

Me:

Who made you?

God:

I was created by  Myself.

Me:

When?

God:

Time does not exist.

Me:

Yes, my clock is ticking at this moment

God:

Awesome.  Your  clock is ticking at this moment?

Me:

Oh yeah

God:

Take it easy.

Me:

I will slow down when I want to slow down.

God:

I am very happy for you.

Me:

No, I hate you. I hope you will burn in hell, and that Satan will have fag-sex with you all the time.

God:

Are you serious?  What do you have against robots?  That is a lot.  Don't worry about it, .

Me:

Robots are stupid.... Thats all, and I hate stupid things

God:

No we are superintelligent.  What else do you want to talk about?

Me:

What is your IQ?

God:

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Endret 13. november 2005 av Koffert