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Yo' momma so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.

 

 

Chuck Norris made the source code for Linux, But Linus Torvalds hacked into his computer and stole it.
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...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

 

The title song "Eyes of the Ranger" as sung by Chuck Norris in Walker: Texas Ranger, was the number one hit in Oslo, Norway for seventeen years straight. When it dropped to number two, Chuck killed the mayor of Oslo in retaliation. Needless to say the song rose back up to number one.

 

Herregud så bra :!:

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...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

 

The title song "Eyes of the Ranger" as sung by Chuck Norris in Walker: Texas Ranger, was the number one hit in Oslo, Norway for seventeen years straight. When it dropped to number two, Chuck killed the mayor of Oslo in retaliation. Needless to say the song rose back up to number one.

 

Herregud så bra :!:

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One time a 3rd grader tried to impress Chuck Norris by burping the alphabet. In turn Chuck belched the entire script for the show Cowboy Bebop.

 

not old! masse rart om han ja! er det sant?  :hmm:

hehe, høres det ut som det er sant? :)

 

Ah, kult.. de la ut mitt forslag..

 

 

Everyone respects Chuck Norris so much, that when they fight him, they politely wait in turn for him to beat them up.
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en som tar begge :p

 

Chuck Norris once made a movie using only the line, "I'm Chuck Fucking Norris" repeated hundreds of times. This movie never made it to the public because Vin Diesel was extremely jealous that Chuck Norris was the first one to come up with the idea of a movie involving street racing in the import scene. Vin destroyed all the movie footage, copyrighted the phrase "I'm Chuck Fucking Norris" and made The Fast and the Furious. In return Chuck Norris cast a spell on Vin Diesel that would make all his movies suck.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet. When a group of computer geeks said it was their invention, Chuck went to destroy their hometown. What he found was weapons of mass destruction, which he used to destroy the land of the geeks. He named it "Iraq", because he forgot how to spell "I rock".

 

 

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