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[MyBigMouth]

bring em on

 

 

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.

 

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said

no.

 

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again

he replied with a no.

 

She had heard enough.

 

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed

her arm and said....

 

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

 

I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.

 

And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...

[Den Røde Tsar]

"Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 metres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri light scope."

[Brownie]

Et hull er et hull, og et knull er et knull, pikken har ikke øyne

[Innos]

bring em on

 

 

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.

 

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said

no.

 

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again

he replied with a no.

 

She had heard enough.

 

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed

her arm and said....

 

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

 

I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.

 

And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...

Så vakkert.

[Juleniss1]

*snip*

Så vakkert.

kjedebrevsøl

 

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

[Innos]

*snip*

*snap*

og

espen askeladd

Hehe, var jo ikke helt sånn seriøs da, kjedebrev suger btw. Men denne her har jeg dratt mange damer me, blant annet 73(jay du vet ka eg meine).

Det va ein gang to froskår som sko øve veien, så blei han eine påkjørt, så sa han andre, komman ketsjup!

[Dorian Gray]

Det mest romantiske jeg noensinne har hørt (og nå er det snakk om å bli rørt til tårer (ikke våte øyne, men TÅRER): Meet me in Montauk.

Hvis du kjenner til sammenhengen er du nok enig.

[Fredrik]

Det mest romantiske jeg noensinne har hørt (og nå er det snakk om å bli rørt til tårer (ikke våte øyne, men TÅRER): Meet me in Montauk.

Hvis du kjenner til sammenhengen er du nok enig.

You pussy!