Geniale sitat o.l fra The Simpsons!

[SGE7000]

Hehe...genial den derre "I think you have a letter for me" saken

vet!

 

I don't know

 

[chokke]

Lets by a new dog, with an untwistable stomach.

[Inaktiv bruker 2]

Hi supernintendo Chalmers

 

Ralph når skoleinspektøren kom :!:

 

18.00 SIMPSONS STARTER!

Endret 5. mai 2005 av improvize

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Do'h og woohoo er best da!

[Poor Leno]

*Apu says "Fired... after all these years of loyal service."

Then picks up a hot dog.

"I don't want to live any more!"

Inspector: "Give me that wiener!"

Apu: "I don't want to live, sir!"

Inspector: "No, Apu, it's not worth it!"

[Midnight_walker]

Up And At Them

 

Grease me up, woman!

 

Sidewalk's for regular walkin' not for fancy walkin'

[master air]

Disse de synes jeg er ganske bra...

 

Homer: Bart, take the 10 000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!

 

Homer igjen: Lisa listen to your brother, two wrong makes one right.

Endret 14. mai 2005 av master air

[Midnight_walker]

Catch you on the flip side, Dudemeister! Not!

[Cerb89]

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

 

HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

Quote Rating: 9.0 outta 10 - Vote Now!

 

Grandpa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No

Grandpa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No

Grandpa: Are we there yet?

Homer: No

Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

 

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

[Poor Leno]

I want a single plum floating in women's perfume, served in a hat!

[skidd]

marge:

where are you going homie?

 

homer:

i'm not going to lie to you marge... (while walking out of the house)

[bjokys]

Min personlige favoritt¨:

Marge : Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer : Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

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Haha, den siste der var bra da!

[skidd]

marge:

before!!!, before marge, stop living in the past...

[parkerik]

kanskje nevnt før men alikevel:

:homer: it takes to to lie, one to lie and one to listen!!

[Poor Leno]

Marge: Dont go stock on Lenny and Carl, Homer!

 

Homer: Ok! Then I am going to............STOCK.....on Lenny and Carl!.................DO'H!

Endret 4. juni 2005 av Poor Leno

[Erren]

Me fail english? That's unpossible

 

Fra family guy:

 

Moren: Stevie, why don't you go play in another room?

Stevie: Why don't you burn in hell?!?

 

Hvis man i tillegg slenger på latteren til.. eh.. mannen i huset får man seg en lættis

[JeffK]

Homer: Ah, television. Teacher. Mother. Secret lover.

 

Homer på "Candy convention": I feel like a kid in some knind of a store.

[-Teddy-]

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Og mens han sa det tok huset hans fyr fordi han hadde satt fyr på svennebrevet sitt som hang på veggen.

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Homer sitter i en hemmelig oppskyningsrakket på kraftverket i tilfelle katastrofe, for Mr.Burns.

 

Mr. Burns kommer inn og Homer sitter der og spiser donut og leser avisa.

 

Mr Burns: Who are you?

Homer (tenker): Say something smart say something smart.

I....am...Mister Burns.

 

^^