The Norwegian Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Haha! Sendte den til vegard_! Vegard | besk harselas said:prøver pc-en sliter litt nå Simen | Diskusjon.no said: haha det er shutdown greier Vegard | besk harselas said: ? Simen | Diskusjon.no said: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopi...46976&st=3700 Vegard | besk harselas said: Argh, tar si himla lang tid å åpne gamer... *så sendt meg? *hva har du Simen | Diskusjon.no said: hehe Lenke til kommentar
Simen1 Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 EDIT:Det skjer jo ingenting her ... (Ubuntu 5.1 Linux ) 6146852[/snapback] Disse bat-filene er for Windows.6146948[/snapback] Jeg vet. Derfor tunge-smileyen og den lille skrifta Lenke til kommentar
pessimisten Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 endra texten til system failure++, og så slik at cmd popper opp og gjentar det mange ganger Lenke til kommentar
Eksos Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 BILDER, ikke batchfaen. Lenke til kommentar
Zetheus Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Forsiktig med hva du skriver i mmorpgs *snip* Nice! En kamerat skrev noe a la det her: "And then i told her that if she didn't get an abortion i would dump her" i Lower Jeuno i samme spill. Han fikk en del reaksjoner for å si det sånn... Og det var bare på pur morro han gjorde det, hvis noen lurer... Pokker ta at jeg ikke tok screenshot... Lenke til kommentar
Ni kon Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 forskjellen mellom mann og kvinne: WHO'S WHO: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a washcloth and towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Lenke til kommentar
pessimisten Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 den var litt morsom Lenke til kommentar
PT Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Dahle som spotter damer på stranden: Lenke til kommentar
Mendel Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Trodde dette var SnowDOG's Picture Humor thread og ikke den store vitsetråden ^^ Hold dere på topic folkens Lenke til kommentar
Jooakim Skrevet 21. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 21. mai 2006 forskjellen mellom mann og kvinne: WHO'S WHO: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a washcloth and towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 6150414[/snapback] Bra bilde! Lenke til kommentar
Bytex Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 (endret) Bilder pls, ikke vitser (Se på topicen) Endret 22. mai 2006 av Bitex Lenke til kommentar
Mr_Transam Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Det siste bildet der fungerer ikke Lenke til kommentar
Ni kon Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 http://www.leenks.com/link41601.htm Lenke til kommentar
pessimisten Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 lidt tidlig for twin p0rn :!: Lenke til kommentar
Camron Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Finnes det en riktig tid for to søsken å ha sex? Lenke til kommentar
pessimisten Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Finnes det en riktig tid for to søsken å ha sex? 6155175[/snapback] hvis de er fine jentetwillinger og det er et kamra til stede så ja Lenke til kommentar
Kakofoni Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Gammelt? Kanskje. Genialt? Jepp. Lenke til kommentar
pessimisten Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Rapporter Del Skrevet 22. mai 2006 Gammelt? Kanskje. Genialt? Jepp. GENIALT! "Jeg vet ikke hva "straffbartt", betyr" :!: Lenke til kommentar
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