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[Dragon Hunter]

"Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys."

-- Richard Nixon

[Deadringer]

er egentlig ikke noe sitat, heller noe jeg har "lært" og vidreført fra farfaren min:

 

-Jeg har rett, til det motsatte er bevist-

 

edit: leif

Endret 15. juni 2005 av headcleaver

[loqron]

Fra Harold and Kumar go to White castle:

H- "Hey, what the hell are you doing?

K- "I'm trimming my pubes"

h- "Why are'nt you doing this in YOUR room?"

K- "Cause the mirror 's in here. Hey check it out, its like a bonzai tree!"

 

Senere:

Med halvnake kona:

bylla: "what the hell are you doing with my wife?"

H&K: "You said we could have sex with your wife!!"

B: "I most cirtinally did not!"

H&K: "You did!"

B: "I did not!"

H&K:"YOU DID!"

B: "You sure?"

H: "You said it!"

B: "Haaaaaah, my mistake, but since we're all here, how 'bout a foursome?"

Såg Harold And Kumar i går eg det er en av de beste komedjene jeg har sett på lenge

 

Litt OT: "We are all here for a reason" John Lock i lost

[cheeplix]

"Good God, they look so much like the same God damn person, I would say to them: Hey, you want ice cream cone? Both of them say yes."

Group X - Mario Twins

[Gjest Slettes-xwByZdFZ]

Når Stalin ble spurt om han ville alliere seg med paven:

 

The Pope! how many divisions has he got?

 

Og svaret fra paven, når han hørte dette mange år senere var enda bedre:

 

Tell my son Josef that he will meet my divisions in eternity.

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free" - Linus Torvalds

 

[Sweedish]

"Jeg HATER sitater! Fortell meg hva dere vet." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[oddis89]

"shit happens" en klassiker sikkert nevnt før i tråden

[Simon Aldra]

Tja.. Tony..

One should Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

 

Adam..

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

 

Videre..

Ja, dæ er umulig, men jeg har da fortsatt gjort dæ.

 

Ikke minst..

SCENEN ER DÖD!

 

Og helt til slutt..

I am nicht in the condition to fuck!

 

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Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it.

Endret 30. desember 2005 av Nomix

[Sweedish]

"You could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I would apologize for bleeding on you're shirt" - Taking Back Sunday

 

Hehe, double up!

Endret 28. desember 2005 av Sweedish

[Dorian Gray]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right. It's better than yours." ~ Oscar Wilde

[Cheshire Cat]

har samlet mine

 

 

edit: Today, I managed to stabb myself with a fork.

 

gjorde det faktisk... smerte.... i låret!

Sitater.txt

Endret 28. desember 2005 av AftaBurn

[royale]

Fra Pulp Fiction

 

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[royale]

og Ezekiel 25:17

 

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[royale]

jeg fant akuratt ut at dette var tråden for sitat, ikke qutoes, ehehe.

whatevah

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

jeg fant akuratt ut at dette var tråden for sitat, ikke qutoes, ehehe.

whatevah

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Heahea, det var dagens! Quote = sitat :!:

[J@cob]

Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

 

Den og mannen i hellikoptetet med maskingeværet som skriker "GET SOME GET SOME AHAHAH GET SOME GET SOME" I rundt 5min

 

Begge fra : Full Metall Jacket

 

Edit : And of course the signature.

Endret 28. desember 2005 av J@cob

[Daniel]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right. It's better than yours." ~ Oscar Wilde

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Hømhøm, var det en slags antydning om at folk siterer ting den de sier de siterer aldri har sagt?

[user156890]

Idag kollega i lunsjpausen @ jobben:

 

"Allt var bedre på 50 og 60 tallet, homsene var i skapet og negrene i afrika..."

 

Nei er verken homofob eller rasist var bare måten han sa det på som gjorde det hele hysterisk artig

 

Stalin hadde og endel slagere

 

The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic!

The pope? How many divisions does he have? (Said sarcastically to Churchill)

-Joseph Stalin

 

Og en hauuug fra div. sanger som jeg ikke gidder å nevne

[Gjest Slettet+6132]

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