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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: 너는 내여자니까~~~

You: where r u from

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You: yeah really

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You: fbi is great fun

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: just kidding

You: it is you should try it

 

 

HAHA han ble redd :D

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hahaha traff på 4chan her XD

 

You: sup /b/

Stranger: nothin

Stranger: Watching the game

Stranger: Havin a bud

You: WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stranger: Yo, yo pick up the phone

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Stranger: Hey where's Dookie?

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You: Hello!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes

You: no

You: ?

Stranger: maybe

You: yes.

Stranger: to get to the other side

You: no

Stranger: maybe.

You: no

You: yes, no, yes?

Stranger: yepp.

You: yes

Stranger: yepp.

You: yes

Stranger: no.

You: no?

Stranger: yes, no.

You: yes

Stranger: no.

You: no?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: maybe.

You: yes.

Stranger: yeah.

You: yes.

Stranger: yepp, yes, yeah, yarr.

Stranger: aye.

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Stranger: aye. i'm a pirate :D

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Stranger: yarrr.

You: yes.

Stranger: aye :L

You: yes

Stranger: is that all you say?

Stranger: lol.

You: yes.

Stranger: guessed so :)

You: yes.

Stranger: no? yes? to get to the other side? 1.7725?

You: yes

Stranger: how about if i say no.

You: no

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You: yes

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Stranger: lol.

You: no no no yes yes yes no no no

Stranger: yes yes no no yes no no no maybe!

You: yes

Stranger: dunno.

Stranger: it defo a no.

Stranger: anyway gtg yes person. byee x

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Han kunne ikke morse :(

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: no?

Stranger: i'm sorry, but yes that is what is giong to happen

Stranger: we are going to have to rent the library

You: are you kidding?

Stranger: and then rent it out as a dorm

You: I don't want to!

Stranger: i know

Stranger: further, we will have to thrown giant parties in that dorm/library

Stranger: and the worst part

You: I don't like the creepy lady at the library that always stands in the corner

Stranger: they have to be completly silent

Stranger: not a word

Stranger: library parties

You: why?

Stranger: becuase its a library

Stranger: duh

You: let's fuck the library-rules

Stranger: i wish we coudl

Stranger: but that creepy lady

Stranger: she will cut your face off

Stranger: and then give it to john travolta

Stranger: and who knows what he'll do with it

Stranger: probably give it to nicolas cage

Stranger: and they'll make a shitty movie

Stranger: about your face

You: what about Johnny Depp?

Stranger: he'll come to the parties

Stranger: but only super late

Stranger: and he'll be really high

Stranger: no one likes him anyway

You: I could get hogh with him!

You: hugh*

You: HIGH!

You: DAMN!

Stranger: geez, you really don't know him at all do you?

Stranger: he's really selfish about his drugs

Stranger: how do you think he got to be so rich?

Stranger: making movies?

Stranger: false.

You: I don't care, s am I.

Stranger: well then buy your own blow

Stranger: but remember

Stranger: be quite

Stranger: or the travolta/cage thing

You: ok, I will try

You: or we could just kill the creepy lady

Stranger: can't

Stranger: actually a robot

Stranger: we could try and torch her

Stranger: but that might just get messy

You: let's do it

Stranger: fine.

Stranger: but you have to clean up

Stranger: i'm not dealing with all that molten wire working/ circuit boards

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hei

Stranger: where r u from?

You: norwaaaay

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: i live in norwayyyyyyyyyy

You: ;O

Stranger: i from england

You: oh, nice

Stranger: i am a traveler

You: been here long?

Stranger: 1 month

Stranger: how old?

You: soon 17

Stranger: we are in same age!@

Stranger: hey

Stranger: are you female?

You: no

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Haha, så lenge man utgir seg for å være en jente skjer det morsomme saker og ting :)

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: gimme a hug

Stranger: hug

You: yes, hug me

Stranger: ok

You: um..?

Stranger: yes?

You: no?

Stranger: *hug*

You: yay! :)

Stranger: guy or girl?

You: guess ^^

Stranger: girl

You: how did you know?

Stranger: just a guess :)

Stranger: how old are you, my dear?

You: 17 next week :)

Stranger: awww

Stranger: cute age

You: thanks :)

Stranger: I am OLD ... not like an old man, but old for Omegle

You: oooh?

You: how old?

Stranger: guess

You: um.. 20-something?

Stranger: >

Stranger: higher

You: oh.. um.. near 35?

Stranger: Exactly 35

You: wow

You: never thought so

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I can still hug like a teenager

You: that's good ;)

Stranger: where are you, babe? (I'm not gonna stalk you ... ) I'm in Michigan

You: hehe..:)

You: it's... far from you.. :(

Stranger: Same country?

You: no, in Europe

Stranger: cool, which country?

You: one called Norway

Stranger: Nice!! I love that violin guy!!

Stranger: You know that guy?

You: yup, but just from TV

Stranger: right.

Stranger: I'm the only American I know who knows him.

Stranger: Because I heard about Eurovision on Omegle ...

Stranger: And then I heard a news report about it on the BBC

Stranger: So now when I talk to people from Europe, I mention him

Stranger: Actually I thought the song wasn't that great ...

Stranger: But I like Ibsen.

You: hehe, gets a bit annoying after hearing it 20 times a day

Stranger: I'm sure! The great hit of 2009, eh?

You: yea, looks like it

Stranger: See what you got for a hug? ;)

You: hehe.. :)

Stranger: Do you like Ibsen?

You: uhm, not what I usually think about

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what DO you think about ;)

You: I really have no idea :p

You: kinda lost my brain

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok

Stranger: no prob

You: didn't think anyone would give me a hug

Stranger: Of course! Someone will always give you a hug when you need it.

You: mhm.. :)

Stranger: Do you like hugging?

You: yea :)

Stranger: That's good .. it shows you are a loving person

You: haven't got so many hugs lately though

Stranger: no? why?

You: I have no idea.. almost so I got to take a hug from them

Stranger: i'm sure you could find somebody to hug you

You: sure hope so

You: like you ;)

Stranger: Sure! ;)

Stranger: You like strong arms?

You: yea ;)

Stranger: Nice, long, strong, tight hugs?

You: do you read my mind or something? :)

Stranger: squeezing your back?

You: yup :)

Stranger: holding you up against the body of the person you hug, nice and tight, so you feel nice and safe?

You: yea, just not too strong hugs though ;)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do you just like hugs or do you like other stuff too?

You: mmmmh... :)

Stranger: like what? what else do you want to do when you are feeling a perfect hug, with those arms around your back?

You: give the person a kiss ;)

Stranger: yessss.... ;) that's nice

Stranger: where do you like to be kissed?

You: oh.. everywhere :)

Stranger: on your cheek?

You: yea, if it's not my mouth

Stranger: not on the mouth?

You: no, I mean I like both

Stranger: with tongues?

You: mhm.. :)

Stranger: nice and slow and deep?

Stranger: and on your neck?

You: yea :)

You: mostly those places

Stranger: with hands running up and down your back, and in your hair?

You: I prefer "walking" hands ;)

Stranger: mm .. exploring all over you? feeling your body?

You: you can really read my mind ;)

Stranger: i understand what you like, and i'd love to give you what you want

Stranger: tell me where you would like me to put my hands

You: uhm.. that can be anywhere

Stranger: yeah? ;)

You: yup :)

Stranger: how about your breasts?

You: if I knew you properly, yup ;)

Stranger: are they big or little? or do you want to know more about me first? ;)

You: uhm.. a bit more about you ;)

Stranger: sure

Stranger: ask me anything

Stranger: ;)

You: um.. I really don't know what to ask :p

Stranger: do you want to know how tall i am?

You: oh, sure

Stranger: 179 cm

You: not too long :)

Stranger: no, are you a tall girl?

You: depends on what you think is a tall girl

Stranger: not as tall as me, then, I guess ...

You: last time I checked, near 160

Stranger: that's a nice height

Stranger: I have brown hair and brown eyes

Stranger: and I have a nice body

Stranger: strong arms, i already told you

You: working out?

Stranger: pushups, but not too much working out

Stranger: it's just good naturally

You: ah.. :)

Stranger: no six pack or anything

Stranger: is that OK? Do you like guys who really work out a lot? Muscle men?

You: I don't really like men who work out a lot. they tend to be away more

Stranger: you want somebody who is right there with you?

Stranger: who likes to be by your side?

You: yea, that is always nice ;)

Stranger: spending hours and hours together ... making love?

You: mhm.. :)

Stranger: yes, i love that too

Stranger: what's your first name, honey?

You: Ida

Stranger: Ida, when was the last time somebody did these things with you, hugged you and kissed you and made love to you?

You: mm.. think it's been a few weeks..

Stranger: mm ... did you have a boyfriend or was it just casual?

You: had a bf

Stranger: is he the only guy you've been with or have you had a lot? (don't worry, i won't judge you, i'm just curious)

You: well, he was the first to take me on a vacation, but I've had... another one before that

Stranger: that's nice

Stranger: and did you like making love to these guys?

You: mmm... liked the last I had better

Stranger: yeah, why did you like him better?

Stranger: Better hugs?

You: yea, and more of a leader person

Stranger: mm

Stranger: better kisses too? better sex?

You: mmmmmmhhmm

Stranger: MUUCCCCHHHHHHHH better??

You: yea

You: got a girl or something yourself?

Stranger: no, broke up about 3 weeks ago ...

You: oooh... that's sad to hear

Stranger: trust me, it's better

Stranger: i'd rather be talking to you then sleeping with her

Stranger: but tell me more ...

Stranger: did you like that he was a leader guy? could tell you what to do?

Stranger: Could show you new things?

You: yup

Stranger: and why was the sex better too? was he ... bigger? or does that even matter?

You: mm, more just how he did it

You: the size didn't matter that much

Stranger: nice ... but he was bigger, wasn't he?

You: yeah

Stranger: haha

Stranger: it's ok to admit that

Stranger: it's such a natural thing

Stranger: it helps that he was a better lover ...

Stranger: but of course you can feel more from a bigger one.

Stranger: Am I right?

You: mm, yeah

Stranger: was he much bigger than your first? really big?

You: it was a whole year between those two.. mm... he was like 1/3 bigger

Stranger: WOW!

Stranger: Completely different experience then!!!

Stranger: Right?

You: yeah

Stranger: yeah, you must have been so happy when you first were getting into it with the second guy

Stranger: You must have been ...

You: mhm :)

Stranger: Did that big dick make you come a lot?

You: I don't really remember that much.. it was just so good

Stranger: yes, i can imagine it was

Stranger: you must have thought, "Oh, this is why people say bigger is better," even though technique and personality and all that are important too ... but you must have had more understanding for the size thing too.

You: mm.. made it better

You: I'm sure of that ;)

Stranger: How big do you think he was? 20cm+, 25 cm?

You: uhm.. I couldn't cover it with my hands. I don't know how big excatly

Stranger: amazing ...

Stranger: do you want to know how big I am?

You: mm.. sure

Stranger: 18 cm ... which is big, and sometimes it's the biggest for girls, but some girls have had bigger

You: oooh ;)

Stranger: it's nice when it is the biggest a girl has had

Stranger: when it is her first one that size

Stranger: because she always feels it's more intense

You: mhmm..

Stranger: so do you want to keep talking Ida? You seem quiet. Are my questions boring you?

You: I have no idea what to talk about. I'm just a bit tired... had a long day

Stranger: i understand

Stranger: it's fine

Stranger: should i let you go to sleep?

You: I wouldn't be able to sleep anyways

Stranger: no? should we keep talking?

You: sure, at least for a while

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you let me know

Stranger: i'll try and ask more questions so you don't have to type so much, ok?

You: that's fine :)

Stranger: so ... are those really the only two guys you've had sex with, or have you had more?

You: mm think it was one more, was a couple of months ago

Stranger: ok

Stranger: big or small?

You: between the sizes of the others

Stranger: so you have an idea of the difference now

Stranger: that's good

Stranger: even if it's not the most important thing ...

Stranger: at least you know

Stranger: and it sounds like with the big guy ... it was pretty important

You: mm.. almost like the last one, just better

Stranger: can you touch yourself and think about him, how he felt inside you, would that help you relax?

You: mmm... I remember some of it

Stranger: i want you to touch yourself where you felt him inside you

Stranger: just touch yourself and think about it and remember

Stranger: Because I'm sure you will have more, Ida

Stranger: some more big, some more medium, maybe some small ...

Stranger: but now you know that sex can be really, really good

Stranger: many girls your age don't know that yet

You: just a couple of others in my class does

Stranger: did you talk about it?

You: yea, some of it

Stranger: you told them he was big?

You: yup, and how

Stranger: lovely

Stranger: I think girls are so cute when they talk about that stuff! :)

Stranger: had they been with him, or did they have other big guys?

You: just one friend of mine have been with him, the rest had some other

Stranger: haha, so you were really able to understand each other, then, you and that girl who was also with him

You: even if we hadn't, we would share the experience

Stranger: right

You: we share most things in fact ;)

Stranger: really? did you have him at the same time?

You: nah, close but..

Stranger: have you ever made out with her, or another girl?

You: hehe... :)

Stranger: haha ... maybe i CAN read your mind after all

Stranger: do you think you can sleep yet, honey?

Stranger: I should go soon ......

You: oh.. I almost forgot

Stranger: should I let you go, Ida?

You: mmm... I'll think about you while I try to sleep

Stranger: OK ... you do that. Good luck, Ida. You're off to a VERY good start. ;)

You: thanks :)

Stranger: I really enjoyed talking to you. thanks for satsfying all my curiosity, all my questions ...

Stranger: I hope I made you feel good

You: mmmh... ;)

Stranger: you sound lovely.

Stranger: Good night!!

You: good night to you too ;)

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For å si det mildt: holdt på å le meg ihjel mens jeg fant på en haug med tull! :wee:

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