Lag din egen spillreklame!

[aphelion3]

Hvem har ikke irritert seg grønn over omtalen av spill og ikke minst filmer på coverets bakside - dårlig norsk, dårlig beskrivelse av innhold, dårlig reklame.

 

Hvordan ville DU reklamere for favorittspillet ditt med bare noen få linjer til disposisjon på spillboksen?

 

Fritt språkvalg - Å forestille seg den banalt mørke, amerikanske stemmen som ofte følger filmtrailere funker ikke fullt så godt på norsk...

 

1. forsøk: "You have trembled in fear and trepidation going through 'Nova prospekt' in Half life 2. You have felt the haunting yet eerily attractive bleakness and desolation in the town of Pripyat in Call of Duty 4. Now, you can enter a portal into a world which sets a new standard in isolation and despair - because it is real. Become a veteran S.T.A.L.K.E.R. as you roam freely across a large, wartorn landscape, much of which is based in great detail on its real world counterpart: The Chernobyl area in Ukraine. Partake in intense gunfights to solve missions and help one faction of mercenaries against another in a battle for lost ideals - and riches. Survive the harsh rules of the radioactive "zone" as you hunt down your own past and identity, as well as the enigmatic person who seems to have got you into this mess in the first place. And at last, fight your way into the corroded heart of the Chernobyl powerplant to unravel the greatest and most fearsome secret of all. And this time around you get to access ALL of the vacated ghosttown of Pripyat - if you dare..."

 

Ouch - ble litt langt, men...

[Dumrian]

Tviler veldig sterkt på at de vil nevne konkurrerende spill på spillboksen...

[Coffey]

Do you like fire? Do you like knifes? Do you like bulding things? Do you like shooting people in the head? Do you like big guns which shoots a hell of bullets? Do you like bombs? Do you like doing people a favour by healing them? Do you like du run like the wind and hit people with bats? Do you like bazookas?

 

Then play Team Fortress 2.

[Keiseren av Grønland]

Are you tired of being a virgin? Are you the nerd who don't get any ladies?

We know you are looking at them all the time. And we know what you're thinking about doing, but guess what - that's illegal! In RapeLay, you can get away from all that. Be the master of three different girls, and rape them in any of the three holes you want. Butt, Pussy, Mouth? Or as a special japanese bonus, why not go for the ears? It's all "up" to you in RapeLay! Rape today! And get away!

[rodrigues_]

Are you tired of being a virgin? Are you the nerd who don't get any ladies?

We know you are looking at them all the time. And we know what you're thinking about doing, but guess what - that's illegal! In RapeLay, you can get away from all that. Be the master of three different girls, and rape them in any of the three holes you want. Butt, Pussy, Mouth? Or as a special japanese bonus, why not go for the ears? It's all "up" to you in RapeLay! Rape today! And get away!

 

 

....wtf

[iharal3]

Are you tired of being a virgin? Are you the nerd who don't get any ladies?

We know you are looking at them all the time. And we know what you're thinking about doing, but guess what - that's illegal! In RapeLay, you can get away from all that. Be the master of three different girls, and rape them in any of the three holes you want. Butt, Pussy, Mouth? Or as a special japanese bonus, why not go for the ears? It's all "up" to you in RapeLay! Rape today! And get away!

 

Lol..

[Laland]

The duo is back! Banjo-Kazooie Nuts&Bolts lets you revisit old friends and foes in this all new adventure. Join Banjo and Kazooie in their quest to defeat the evil witch Gruntilda and win back Spiral Mountain! Visit Mumbo's Workshop to design, create and drive your very own vehicles! You can create and edit them down to the last detail and use them to overcome the challenges created by the L.O.G (Lord of Games)!

*Discover and explore 8 enormous worlds and use your vehicles to navigate the terrain

*Share your creations through Xbox Live and race against both friends and foes

*Over a hundred unique items (and more to come via Xbox Live (may require additional fees)) which can be customized however you want

*Endless possibilities with an easy-to-use and deep editor

 

Go nuts!

Endret 30. april 2009 av Laland

[aphelion3]

The duo is back! Banjo-Kazooie Nuts&Bolts lets you revisit old friends and foes in this all new adventure. Join Banjo and Kazooie in their quest to defeat the evil witch Gruntilda and win back Spiral Mountain! Visit Mumbo's Workshop to design, create and drive your very own vehicles! You can create and edit them down to the last detail and use them to overcome the challenges created by the L.O.G (Lord of Games)!

*Discover and explore 8 enormous worlds and use your vehicles to navigate the terrain

*Share your creations through Xbox Live and race against both friends and foes

*Over a hundred unique items (and more to come via Xbox Live (may require additional fees)) which can be customized however you want

*Endless possibilities with an easy-to-use and deep editor

 

Go nuts!

 

Good one, Laland! Har lest blandede omtaler av dette spillet, men du ga meg litt mer lyst til å prøve det...!

[Laland]

Anbefaler det absolutt, uten at jeg skal kapre tråden helt. Sjekk ut tråden i MS delen av forumet!

 

Redigerer inn en ny bakside her senere

[TMB]

Want to lose your social life? Try the 10-day FREE trial of World of Warcraft today!

[- FuzioN]

Do you love crashing your friends cars? Now you can do it without your friends kill you!

In Paradise City you can drive over 500 miles of road with bikes and cars!

 

Go to your local Best Buy and buy Burnout Paradise NOW!

Endret 1. mai 2009 av HCG