Error Upgrading From Girlfriend 7.0 To Wife 1.0

[thomassit0]

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/3148

 

 

 

Well, you all seem to know this joke (below), so add to it, or make another spoof!

 

Dear Tech Support:

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

 

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

 

Thanks, Troubled User…..

REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

 

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

 

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

 

WARNING! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

 

Best of luck,

 

Tech Support

 

[jlek]

Fantastisk.

[Kenny McCormick]

HAHAHA, genialt

 

Secretary with skirt 3.3 er ikke kompatibel med wife 1.0, burde nesten få mekka sammen er patch for det

[Laland]

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2.

 

Priceless

[Piratpjokken]

absolutt en slager! *Klappe*

[Movieheart]

En av de bedre vitsene jeg har lest på lenge. :!:

[tom waits for alice]

Sett fra den andre siden:

 

'Dear IT Support:

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail What can I do?

 

Signed, Desperate ------------------

 

 

 

 

Dear Desperate:

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

 

Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

 

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

 

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good Luck, IT Support ------------------

[Movieheart]

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

 

:!:

Endret 9. november 2007 av Movieheart

[Tbau5]

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

:!:

 

PS: Hvis man stokker om bokstavene i "Mother-in-law" får man: "Woman hitler".

[Xecuter]

"killall wife1.0" gjør nok susen.

 

Wife 1.0 minner meg litt om Vista, så jeg holder meg til Girlfriend 7.0.

[siggii]

:!:

 

PS: Hvis man stokker om bokstavene i "Mother-in-law" får man: "Woman hitler".

 

 

Jeg håper for din del at det ikke er du som har funnet ut av dette?

[Coffey]

Når kommer Wife 1.1 + Girlfriend 6.0 downgrade patch?

[Programvare]

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