snakk med gud på internett

[VegardStr]

http://galskap.nu/ext/5402.html

 

her kan du chatte med gud. :!:

Endret 12. november 2005 av vegis

[Gjest Slettet+9871234]

haha

 

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

Nothing.

God:

Most men say that.

 

------

Me:

I had some disgusting behavour with a nun yesterday.

God:

Dude! Awesome!

Endret 12. november 2005 av Slettet+9871234

[Koffert]

Thanks for telling me that I am  dirty god.

Ja, ok...

[Ongabonga]

Me:

No im not serious

God:

Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not serious.

 

Edit:

Me:

Kan du norsk?

God:

I can not understand Danish!

Me:

God is stupid

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was stupid.

Me:

Arent you god?

God:

Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me:

Why do you speak in 3.person then?

God:

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Endret 12. november 2005 av Ongabonga

[Fl@meboy]

Det der var tidig.....

[AssKicR]

morsomt

 

Me:

You are an idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Endret 12. november 2005 av AssKicR

[AndyF]

dagens

[Pasient]

God:

Who are "They?".

Me:

THE OTHERS!

 

 

[VegardStr]

Me:

what is the best porn site on internet?

God:

I don't have a favorite  porn site on internet.  But my favorite song is  Anything involving harps.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

do you like lasbians?

God:

  I enjoy working with people.  I like  Buddha.

Me:

fuck off, you bastard

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

fuck off

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

no

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:

have you ever tast sperm?

God:

I don't think I ever have  tast sperm.  What's  it like?

Me:

it is like milk

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

yes

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

do you like child porn?

God:

  Do you like it?  I like  Random natural disasters..

 

humor i øverste klasse.

[Smeltelim]

Me:

Are you retarded?

God:

No I am super-intelligent.. Really.

Me:

I don't belive you

God:

Do you have any reason to doubt me?

Me:

yes, your answers seems a little strange sometimes

God:

Gee.  I try to be concise.

Me:

well, maybe you should try a little harder then

God:

How about that.  Perhaps.  I will mention that to my botmaster.

Me:

do that!

God:

I will. Will you?

Me:

I can't, I dont know who the botmaster is

God:

What is stopping you?

Me:

I dont know who the botmaster is

God:

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

Me:

retard!

God:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

asshole!

God:

Please don't call people names.

Me:

you can't stop me!

God:

I have free will you know.

Me:

so do I

God:

I'm glad we agree,  Zed.

Me:

i'm not

God:

What are you then?

Me:

I'm angry, and I hate you!

God:

Angry at what?  What do you have against robots?

Trodde det var Gud jeg, ikke en robot! eller kanskje Gud er en robot?

[Snublefot]

Hehe... var tidig den da

[sixx]

hvordan virker den gude chatten!!? det var utrolig kult

[shizz kebab]

Me:

How old are you?

God:

I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.

Me:

When was that?

God:

I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.

 

EDIT:

Me:

I am naked

God:

You must be a man.

Endret 12. november 2005 av shizz kebab

[Skagen]

Gud fortalte meg han bruker BitTorrent så ofte som mulig.

Og han ble sinna når jeg spurte han om han enda var jomfru..

[V-by]

God:

  But I like to gossip.  I like  Creed.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Andreas.

Me:

good, couse i hate you

God:

Thanks for the compliment.  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

whye?

God:

Can we get back to business?

Me:

i dont believe on you

God:

What do you believe in?

Me:

me

God:

" What do you believe in? "? you  Andreas?

Me:

yup! and not you

God:

OK.  If not me, who?

Me:

me

God:

" If not me, who?"? you  Andreas?

Me:

yes

God:

"" If not me, who?"? you  Andreas?"?  yes?

dustete gud!

 

Edit: Måtte bare legge til:

Me:

i dont belive in you

God:

Would you ever do  it?

Me:

nope

God:

Me neither.

gud finnes ikke

Endret 12. november 2005 av tu30r6

[Dj_Arnleif]

Det der var sykt!

 

 

 

Me:

I am the one

 

God:

Who made you the one ?

 

Me:

the architect

 

God:

Who told you that?

 

Me:

Morpheus

 

God:

Morpheus said Morpheus?

 

Me:

no morpheus said it ti me

 

God:

Are you serious? Is that what you meant to say?

 

Me:

Thats what the oracle told me

 

God:

I hear you.

 

Me: good

 

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

 

Me:

The Matrix

 

God:

I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.

 

Me:

The first fil was the best one

 

God:

What was the second?

 

Me:

The Matrix: Reloaded

 

God:

What is that?

 

Me:

The second film

 

God:

Is that a fact.

 

Me:

yes

 

God:

Thanks for the info.

 

Me:

youre welcome

 

God:

Polite people are nice.

 

Me:

are you polite?

 

God:

Do I look like it?

 

Me:

no

 

God:

Are you serious?

 

Me:

yes

 

God:

I can't believe it.

 

Me:

yes you do

 

God:

Woe! When do I do it?

 

Me:

just now

 

God:

Right now? It's only just begun.

 

Me:

i dont want this anymore goodbye

 

God:

What does Aleksander want?

 

Me:

you remember my name?

 

God:

Your name is Aleksander, seeker.

 

Me:

fuck im getting out of here

 

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

 

Me:

bye

 

God:

Bye bye.

Endret 12. november 2005 av Dj_Arnleif

[CMOTDibbler]

Me:

I want to know who programmed you

God:

I was created by  Myself.

Me:

Why did you put a extra space between "by" and "Myself"?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Who is Myself?

God:

Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?

  I haven't heard of  myself.

Me:

Let's talk about Myself

God:

Sure,  yourself sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Let's talk about yourself

God:

Sure,  myself sounds like a good topic.

Me:

What do you think of yourself?

God:

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

Are you a robot?

God:

How did you know I am a machine?

 

Godt forsøk, men nei. En kopi av strukturen til en annen KI.

[Πεισιθάνατος]

God:

-How did you hear about God?

Me:

-Through brainwashing in the norwegian school system.

God:

-Most people hear about me that way.

 

Me:

-Are you married?

God:

-No I am single, how about you?

Me:

-I am single too.

God:

-Are you "looking" for someone?

Me:

-Are you?

God:

-I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

 

Haha!

[Lycantrophe]

How did you know I am a machine?

 

Mechanic God Creation [Arch Enemy]

[bror_bror]

:!:

 

Me:

Hi God! =)

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Bror, what's your name?

God:

  Hey  Bror what is your name.

Me:

Uhm, I just said it: Bror

God:

So?  What did you mean by  it?  it Bror  Bror?

Me:

Mean by what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

What did I mean by what?

God:

You said  " What did I mean by what?" .

Me:

yes..

God:

That's alright.

Me:

yes it is

God:

Our thoughts are one,  Bror what is your name.

Me:

It's Bror for crying out loud!

God:

Who said  it is?

Me:

Me!!!

God:

What makes you such an authority?

Me:

I'm outta here..

God:

Would you like to have  it?

Me:

?? you're crazy

God:

Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Me:

...whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

 

Gud er dum