Ni kon Skrevet 17. februar 2004 Skrevet 17. februar 2004 Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar drinking and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seen nobody do it." He he he...
Javeljavel Skrevet 24. februar 2004 Skrevet 24. februar 2004 Bra den, synte vi burde få em Mod til å lage en offisiell vitsetråd ( for eks. denne). Ville sikkert blitt bra.
Bamse_ Skrevet 25. februar 2004 Skrevet 25. februar 2004 Bra den, synte vi burde få em Mod til å lage en offisiell vitsetråd ( for eks. denne). Ville sikkert blitt bra. Utrolig god ide!
tadcomp Skrevet 1. mars 2004 Skrevet 1. mars 2004 Texas jokes ain't 'lways fun, but this one sure is!
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