Engelsk vits om norsker

[ChalStye]

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's play a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy YOU a drink. If you can't, then you buy ME one. Okay?"

 

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

 

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

 

The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

 

"It was ME," chortled the Indian. So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

 

Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into a bar and spotted one of his cronies, "Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a qvestion, I buy you a drink. If you can't, YOU have to buy ME vun. Fair enough?"

 

"Fair enough," said Sven. Okay, my fadder and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

 

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up. Who vas it?"

 

"It vas some Indian up in Fargo, ND."

[leafblade]

Det er vell en vits som de Norske i Usa, sier om de som bor i Norge, Elns! Synes å huske at den der sto i Engelsk boka mi

Endret 7. februar 2004 av sadogoat

[kaiern]

den var litt bra egentlig

[Outlook]

Var ganske bra den ja :!:

[Rikky]

Hehe... dumme norsker (også kjent som nordmenn, forresten)...

[SvennAndre]

navnet mitt nevnes!

bra vits!

 

ThaAndre

[stoffix]

den var bra.. men alikevel likte jeg den ikke...

kanskje fordi jeg plutselig ble sulten?

[ChalStye]

Det er vell en vits som de Norske i Usa, sier om de som bor i Norge, Elns! Synes å huske at den der sto i Engelsk boka mi

tok den fra engelsk boka mi da ordla meg vel litt feil i topic da men samma det vel.

ps: norsker er mye bedre ord enn nordmenn

[sluffy]

Vet ikke om dette passer helt inn, men på New Zealand er det vanlig å si "Excuse my norwegian hands" hvis man strekker seg over maten til noen andre når man sitter å spiser.

[Villmink]

Minner veldig om denne:

 

Kjell Magne Bondevik goes to Washington for a meeting with Bill Clinton.

After dinner, Bill says to Kjell " Well Kjell, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks Kjell Magne.

"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Madeleine Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"

"Well done Madeleine," says Clinton and Kjell Magne Bondevik is very impressed.

 

Kjell Magne Bondevik returns to Oslo and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Lars Sponheim and says: "Lars, tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

Lars thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Kjell ? May I let you know tomorrow?"

"Of course," says Bondevik, "you've got 24 hours."

Lars Sponheim goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his team, but no-one knows the answer. 20 hours later, Lars is very worried - still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Lars Sponheim says "I'll ask Gudmund Restad, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Restad.

"Gudmund," he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Very simple", says Gudmund, "it's me!"

"Of course" says Lars and calls Kjell Magne Bondevik.

"Kjell Magne", says Lars, "I've got the answer: it's Gudmund Restad".

"No you idiot", says Bondevik, "it's Madeleine Albright".

[Dimorph]

Det var en dårlig vits, men gåten var litt bra

den første altså...

Endret 9. februar 2004 av Dimorph