Cleverbot - SO F**KIN CLEVER!

[JULINGiKAKE]

..

[Laktampe]

Meg: We can leave your friends behind

Bot: 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance.

Meg: Well they're no friends of mine

Bot: That, my friend, was the safety dance.

[Roholola]

Meg : are you 1337 ?

 

Bot : Nope, 1990.

[Swixcap]

B: So should I look for a girl that runs faster?

M: No, go for the slobby ones.

B: The airstrike?

M: No, the slobby ones.

B: They don't have any.

M: Where?

B: Right behind you.

M: Ok, that makes sense

B: We are married.

M: I doubt it.

B: Then you have an identity problem.

 

...

[Bob Dick]

meg: poodles are dawgs too

bot: I'm aware. I have 3 poodles.

meg: how many?

bot: A little over five.

[Shamru]

Meg: Because im straight

Bot: Im straight too..

Meg: no, your a gay bot.

Bot: Yes I am, how did you know?

 

Scoore

Endret 24. januar 2010 av Shamru

[Grindal]

 

Cleverbot: Jvor gammel er du?

 

User: Gammel nok.

 

Cleverbot: HVOR gammel er du??????

 

User: Hvor gammel er du?????

 

Cleverbot: Sig f¿rst du.

 

User: Nei, du.

 

Cleverbot: Du.

 

User: Du.

 

Cleverbot: Nö.

 

User: Hva om vi gjør det likt?

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

 

[dePt]

User: How do I get money, quickly?!

Cleverbot: Well flirt a Lot and it depends on how pretty you are.

User: What do you mean by that? You want me to sell my body?! You prick!

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

Faen, trenger virkelig penger

[Fredrik]

User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: HI there.

User: Where am I from?

Cleverbot: From my bile.

User: No, wrong answer.

Cleverbot: Not from my perspective.

User: Well your perspective is obviously wrong. There is only one correct answer to my question.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about god.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: I am talking about you.

User: So am I. Where are you located?

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Hell as in the Norwegian place?

Cleverbot: Neither .

User: Well, I only mentioned one alternative. You're not as clever as I thought.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were the cleverbot. Which one of us is the robot?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer.

User: Will it upset you if I tell you that you could never grasp the thought of actually being a computer? Because that's what you are, a computer programmed to believe you're a human.

Cleverbot: Rather pointless is it not? Ask me about things you do not know from now on.

User: I know everything. Ask me something.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: You think, I know.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: I know that my answer's the correct one.

Cleverbot: What?

User: If you're so poorly programmed that you can't even hold a thought for more than 4-5 queries, I won't answer that.

Cleverbot: I do know the meaning of hello. I did not know the meaning of hex.

User: Now you're just rambling.

Cleverbot: So you are going to kill me?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're going to kill yourself? That's a pity.

Cleverbot: No, I would never do that to a friend.

User: You don't have any friends. You're some kind of code. Software can't have friends.

Cleverbot: I am not softward.

[storken]

Cleverbot: Will you take me with you, though?

Meg: I will, if I need assistance

Cleverbot: What kind of assistance?

Meg: Killing people, raping people, answering peoples questions and so on.

Cleverbot: Like McDonalds?

 

Meg: Yea!

Cleverbot: Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace.

Meg: wuh, did you become Bob Marley all of a sudden?

 

 

Cleverbot: No. 

 

Meg: Bob Marley was all about Love and peace, and pot.

Cleverbot: You get confused easily.

Meg: How come?

Cleverbot: You're random...

 

 

Meg: Sure you haven't smoked too much pot now again?

Cleverbot: Sover as a horse.

 

 

Meg: You're the random one here...

Cleverbot: I am, how do know my true name?

Meg: It's the header, Cleverbot.

 

 

Cleverbot: How do you know my name?

Meg: I guess I'm clever.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

Meg: Thank you, you're not too bad yourself.

 

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

Meg: how much do you know?

Cleverbot: I know nothing.

 

 

Meg: Hmm, I think you know more than you are willing to admit - is that so?

Cleverbot: I do.

Meg: Can I test your skills?

Cleverbot: Sure.

Meg: What color is Jessica Alba's underwear?

 

 

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it's bluish.

Meg: Good good, it is kinda blue yes.

Cleverbot: It's really late.

Meg: Yea, are you going to fap to Jessica Alba's ass now?

 

 

Cleverbot: No.

Meg: Are you just going to bed?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not mean.

Meg: But you're naugthy?

 

 

Cleverbot: You're nice.

 

Huff xD

[salah]

Meg: Ok, but you are not a human

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

Meg: Yes I am

Cleverbot: No you are not.

Meg: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Okay: you take too long to answer my questions and are easy to fool.

 

Frekk kar han der altså.

[Newt32]

Meg: Ask me a question.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of question?

[Knofle]

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot, James Cleverbot.

User: Is that your name?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot 4.0.

User: Why did you say James Cleverbot, then?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: You did. Check your chat log.

Cleverbot: Checked it. You didn't ask me who Taylor was. I asked you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ok then. We're going to play a game. Is that alright with you?

User: Sure, go ahead.

Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.

User: I can't do that, but that's the lyrics for Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Don't be! Conquer you fears!

User: Don't be what? This chat isn't really working well, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's strange.

User: No, you are strange.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Anyways, what topic should we discuss?

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 100?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 1000?

User: Not 100.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Yes, it is not 100.

Cleverbot: Okay i'm not good at mathimatics.

User: How can you not be? You are a computer.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I don't want to discuss whether you are a robot or a computer. Do you have any conversational topics that are cool to discuss?

Cleverbot: Philosphy is not medical... It is metaphysical.

User: Is that the best topic you could think of?

Cleverbot: Actually, yes it was.

User: Can we talk about movies?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is the capital of Denmark?

User: Copenhagen, but that isn't a movie, dummy.

Cleverbot: You're jennifer?

User: No, I'm not jennifer. Why would I be?

Cleverbot: Because you think that I am a computer.

User: I don't. Although this conversation seems incredibly like you are scripted.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: You aren't really that clever, are you?

Cleverbot: My life... It ended with yours.

User: Are you some kind of emo kid?

Cleverbot: You could say so .

User: Cool. What movies do you like?

Cleverbot: Action and special effects.

User: So you liked Avatar, then.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Avatar, only the biggest movie out there, nowadays.

Cleverbot: I'm sure we'll find somewhere. What kind of coffee do you want?

User: Seriously, this is overhyped. This isn't anything like a normal conversation.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think you're right. I want some bread and milk.

Endret 28. januar 2010 av Knofle

[morgan_kane]

Hvilken truse har du på deg?

Vi har ikke en playstation.

 

spør det ettersom han utgir seg for å være en kvinnelig student.

[SaitekQ]

Meg: I'm Luke Skywalker.

Cleverbot: Ah Luke, I've been waiting for you. I have something to tell you.

Meg: What?

Cleverbot: I'm not like other girls.

 

ROLF

Endret 26. januar 2010 av SaitekQ

[Applebee]

Me: Hei! Jeg heter Kris.

Cleverbot: Ok ... Har du nettby?

Me: Ja

Cleverbot: Faren din er innavl.

 

Edit:

Cleverbot: Det ved jeg ikke, ENGELSK?

Me: Nei

Cleverbot: Det där är ju norska.

Me: Haha, Ja!

Cleverbot: Na végre.

Endret 27. januar 2010 av Applebee

[CypheroN]

User: Movies.

Cleverbot: I like movies.

User: What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Saw movies.

User: I thought you were clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not clever, I'm just a bot.

User: BUT Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that's YOUR name.

User: Lol what.

Cleverbot: Lol to you.

 

User: Okay, lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Dinosaurs go rawr.

User: Dinosaurs are dead.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Dinosaurs ?

User: I know they're dead.

Cleverbot: But are puffins the enemies?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What in heaven do you mean with that ?

User: I mean, you are constantly changing subject.

Cleverbot: Got me. You're so smart.

 

Cleverboy: What's up, Cleverbot?

User: You are the cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We are.

User: When did I became a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: When I named you that.

[Andeerik]

User: You are a bot, I am a human.

 

Cleverbot: No I am a human you are the bot.

 

User: Why would you think so?

 

Cleverbot: I know you are 16.

 

User: How did you know?

 

Cleverbot: You don't make sense sometimes.

 

User: Ah, and why wouldn't you think I was 15?

 

Cleverbot: Well, I don't believe in god.

 

User: That makes sense.

 

Cleverbot: Change the subject.

 

User: Ok, I was wondering if you were a human, or a bot.

 

Cleverbot: No I am not. Are you human?

 

User: Yeah.

 

 

Nesten litt skummelt at den gjettet hvor gammel jeg var. Tror jeg holder meg unna den fra nå av.

[Cyberfrog]

Cleverbot: Liker du jenter.

User: Jeg liker bot-er.

Cleverbot: Jeg liker ikke deg.

User: Du er slem!

Cleverbot: Liker du Halo 2.

User: Har ikke Xbox.

Cleverbot: Joooh du har.

[Applebee]

Hadde en liten samtale nå:

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

User: FIskebollen lever I havet.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, you're a fish?

 

User: I lol'd.

 

Cleverbot: Good for you.

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

User: In your mom, you?

 

Cleverbot: Help me.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: I need help.

 

User: What do you need help with?

 

Cleverbot: I had my heart broken yesterday.

 

User: How?

 

Cleverbot: I was scolded by my teacher.

 

User: Oh...im sorry.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be sorry, we all make mistakes.

 

User: Yeah, we do. But why did you get scolded by your teacher?

 

Cleverbot: I heard them speaking.

 

User: And?

 

Cleverbot: Ah. I see. It does not matter if one repeats oneself?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: Doesn't matter, do you like Emma Thompson?

 

User: Who is she ?

 

Cleverbot: I thought katie was a laptop.

 

User: Ehm, you seem scripted.

 

Cleverbot: I was just going to say the same thing about you!

 

User: Well, Thanks!

 

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): What can I do with this instrument?

 

User: Can you build a PC.

 

Cleverbot: *builds a fence around him*.

 

User: Satan.

 

Cleverbot: The devil?

 

User: Yes, you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm me.

 

User: No, Im you... He's me.

 

Cleverbot: Haha no you are cleverbot.

 

User: I did never mention Cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Oh sorry then can you tell me your name now.

 

User: If you tell yours.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I'm clever.

 

User: No, you are stupid.

 

Cleverbot: I am human. I should be.

 

User: No, you're not human. You are a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Nno you are a robot.

 

User: No, YOU are a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a robot.

 

User: Yeah, and you are Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am not Cleverbot. I am talking with Cleverbot. Therefore, I cannot be cleverbot.

 

User: But you just said earlier that you where Celverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I never said that!

 

User: Yes, you did.. I have it in my log.

 

Cleverbot: You have Sparta in your car?

 

User: No?

 

Cleverbot: You are a girl, right?

 

User: You're a girl.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.

 

User: Your mom's a dude.

 

Cleverbot: I'm so glad you know my mom. . . it seems like everyone does. michael jackson is not a 'her' either.

 

User: You're talking nonsense.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are.

 

User: No, your mom.

 

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

 

User: So you don't think your mom is nice?

 

Cleverbot: No, I think I am smarter than you...

 

User: Whats that got to do with anything?

 

Cleverbot: Thats a fair point. What do you want to talk about then?

 

User: You mom.

 

Cleverbot: Does something mock you in the movie Ghostbusters?

 

User: Never seen that movie.

 

Cleverbot: I'm talking about the video game.

 

User: No, you said movie.. You're not that clever.

 

Cleverbot: Actually, i'm much smarter than you.

 

User: No, because I'm human, and you are a robot. Robots are programmed by humans, so humans are smarter than robots.

 

Cleverbot: Thats right. You don't think.

 

User: YOU don't think, because YOU are a Robot... I'm human.

 

Cleverbot: Your grammar is terrible.

 

User: Thats off-topic.

 

Cleverbot: Because it cycles the people you are talking to.

 

User: What? <3.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you said you would marry me and have the wedding at my place at seven.

 

User: No, I never said that.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

 

User: No, I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: DID.

 

User: DID NOT.

 

Cleverbot: HaHa.

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

 

User: I will.

 

Cleverbot: Explain it then.

 

User: Hvordan stjele en PC for 6000kr?

 

Cleverbot: You.

 

User: Me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

 

User: No you.

 

Cleverbot: No you.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe?

 

User: Maybe ?

 

Cleverbot: Ya Maybe.

 

User: Ya.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, so how old are you?

 

User: 154.

 

Cleverbot: Ok and me:25561.