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Jeg hadde akkurat den mest snåle samtale jeg noen gang har opplevd :p

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: From where?

Stranger: a snow covered cabin

Stranger: you?

You: Kinda the same

Stranger: O RLY?

You: I'm from a snow covered CAVE

Stranger: maybe youre near by

Stranger: what are you doing in a cave?

You: Eating a mammut I just killed.

Stranger: what species are you?

You: Half human, half monkey.

You: Btw, I like bananas too :'D

Stranger: Oh nice :D i wish i could give you some over the internet

Stranger: have some virtual bananas

You: Uhm, you know, they don't really taste THAT good :|

Stranger: oh...oh well

Stranger: do you sleep in that cave?

You: Nah, I sleep in a motel nearby :)

Stranger: ah ok

You: How is your life?

Stranger: quite boring...yours?

You: I've just told you alot :O

Stranger: well....

You: :D?

Stranger: im half human, half cat.

You: :D

Stranger: and i chill out in this cabin because i think its abandoned

You: Awesome!

You: ^^,

You: How do you like water?

Stranger: theres a little stream near by with lots of fish so im pretty happy :)

Stranger: dont like getting my fur wet

You: I actually like tuna :D

You: Banans and tuna together <3

Stranger: mmmm tunas lovely :D

Stranger: Theres no tuna in this stream though unfortunatly :(

You: Oh :O

You: What kind of fish do you have there?

Stranger: Its mostly salmon in this stream

Stranger: which is ok

You: Oh, that not bad either :=

You: :)

Stranger: yep :3 so how did you get money to stay in a motel?

You: I won a lottery on internet :D

Stranger: isnt that quite expensive?

Stranger: oh wow :O

You: You know " You're nr 999 visitor or something

Stranger: oh yeh!

You: And it wasn't spyware at all :O

Stranger: i was the 998th to a website so i was really annoyed :(

You: Haha, sucks to be you then

Stranger: yep :(

Stranger: Once, this nigerian prince sent me an email saying he wanted to give me 5 million dollars

You: :O

Stranger: but i had to give him $100,000 first which i didnt have :(

You: Too bad to be you, again

You: http://image53.webshots.com/53/2/83/67/535...67avChmM_ph.jpg

You: this is my cave

You: :D

Stranger: wow it looks nice

You: Yeah, but that picture is kinda old

You: Much more awesome now :D

Stranger: i can imagine :o

Stranger: with a computer

You: Flashlights, discolights and etc

Stranger: sounds nice

Stranger: why do you even go to the motel :o

Stranger: that sounds much better

Stranger: just get a bed in there and its paradise

You: I'm so a afraid of the ghosts :O

You: Pirateghosts at night :|

Stranger: Pirate ghosts!?

You: Yeah :O

You: Oh, I forgot to tell you

You: Inside the captains coffin, I found this computer

Stranger: A pirate captain had a comptuer in his coffin!?!?

Stranger: new age prates huh

You: Yeah, future pirates I think, actually

You: Digital ghosts are REALLY scary

Stranger: I heard they can possess your computer

Stranger: and delete all your files!

You: Yeah :O

You: Tho, I have Coastgard anti-virus :)

You: That's really good when you live that close to the sea :D

Stranger: I can imagine! The ghosts may be annoying but at least you have a good source of fish :3

You: Yeah, but I only like tuna :|

You: And the only fish that's here is the mackerel.

Stranger: mackerel sucks

Stranger: Ill need to go and get some more fish soon

You: Yeah, I know!

You: Ah, I see you then

Stranger: i said soon!

Stranger: ;P

Stranger: not just now

Stranger: i have a fish left

You: Oh :O

You: Goodie :D

Stranger: well....

Stranger: i like fish

Stranger: but im in the mood for some hagen-dazs

Stranger: maybe with some fish in it

You: What's that? :O

Stranger: ice cream!

Stranger: and ill add some salmon!

You: Where do you get that?

Stranger: i sneak into a shop in the dead of night

Stranger: and i sort of take it....without paying :s

Stranger: It's very risky though

You: Ah, I see.

You: Yeah, I guess

You: Oh, it's soon midnigh :O

You: *night

You: The ghost

You: they are almost here :|

You: I'm sorry cat-human, I have to go to my motel:O

Stranger: oh no!

Stranger: That's ok

You: :)

You: See you around :'D

Stranger: Bye monkey-human :)

 

 

Batnobbit

Batnobbit

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Stranger: m/f?

You: M/F?

Stranger: mael or female?

You: Aahj

You: Male

You: and you?

 

Første gangen det har skjedd :p

Angående Tegneprogrammet, Clint Eastwood anyone'? :D

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Insomniatic

Insomniatic

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Nokon som veit kva det er med Brasil der inne? Får spørsmål heile tida om eg er frå Brasil. :dontgetit:

Jeg også :ermm: Også er det 50% kanskje mer enn det, at de jeg snakker med er fra brasil/brazil :confused:

safags

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiii!

You: Hello :D

You: Sup?!? :D

Stranger: hw are u? :D

You: Im fine

You: how about you?

Stranger: i'm fine too

Stranger: from?

You: Norwau

You: *Norway

You: Iæm a viking you know :)

You:

i'm

You: You?

Stranger: viking??

Stranger: great

Stranger: i'm from zoala

Stranger: africa

You: Cool!

You: So, male or female?

Stranger: female

Stranger: u?

You: Male (H)

Stranger: uuuh

Stranger: hahahhhaahhha

You: so do you like sado sex? :)

You: I love it

Stranger: your sick? :D

Stranger: i love it

You: Haha :) It's fine, but it'snot the best

Stranger: what u like?

Stranger: dont like to talk about it

Stranger: i wanna fuck

You: Everything is fine for me (H9

You: Hehe ok ;)

You: Anyway im Tired.

Stranger: my boyfriend is on brasil!

Stranger: :(

You: ahh thats a long way from Africa

Stranger: tired of what

Stranger: yeee!

You: just tired, like been up very long

Stranger: go sleep

Stranger: dã

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Stranger: hahah

Stranger: YOUR WEIRDO

Stranger: you dont have sex a long time, right?

You: no never

You: do you want to have sex with me? (A)

Stranger: YOU R VIRGIN?

You: I can come to Africa

Stranger: ow that would be grat

Stranger: great

You: no, I have had it with dogs

Stranger: hw old r u? oO

You: and some cows

You: im 49

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Litt drøy da, men gøøøy :D

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