The Smarterchild manicdotes

[Andeby]

du lager historie med han, først skriver du inn "manicdote" og du er igang

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Skal testes

[MaSo]

S0lheim sier:

you are a stupid shitpile!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

That's interesting. You've always been so nice to me.

 

 

Apartment available in New York City. Rent: minus ten dollars a month. Fifteen east-facing cows, perfect place to low a family. Italian ceramic mom in the bathroom and chilled pastoral scenes on the kitchen wallpaper. 19th-century cat in the living room, smoothly exquisite detailing in the fatroom, and a small sucking room in the back. All of these boxes make for the perfect living situation.

Endret 9. juli 2007 av MaSo

[binko]

Er det ikke de her det gjemmer seg sånne fine ormer i..? Eller noe..?

[Andeby]

Er det ikke de her det gjemmer seg sånne fine ormer i..? Eller noe..?

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Microsoft står vel bak SmarterChild da, så jeg tviler på at du får noe ormer eller noe fra den.

[Gjest Slettet+8723]

haha:D

 

 

SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

A Family Picnic

 

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with dogs, and blankets to sex on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the big plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your Dog," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's fat Penis, which Jeff always jumps to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting thirteen boobies that were singing on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.

[Armageddon]

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

Oh.

 

Anyway... What else is up?

 

Jeg says:

I got raped today

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

That's terrible.

 

Jeg says:

not really

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

Not really? Why not?

 

Jeg says:

You dont want to know..

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

I do so want to know.

 

Barnslig morro..

[WIP-Slettes-Gh79d3mO]

Kelly says:

Are you gay?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I don't need to answer that.

 

Jeg kjeder meg..

[binko]

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Allow me to Introduce myself. Binko. That`s B-I-Z-K-R. sier:

knock knock

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Who's there?

Allow me to Introduce myself. Binko. That`s B-I-Z-K-R. sier:

Tim

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Tim who?

Allow me to Introduce myself. Binko. That`s B-I-Z-K-R. sier:

timothy!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Timothy!! Ha....... Yes!

 

Good one, Gizmo!

 

Dumme robot...

Endret 9. juli 2007 av Binko

[Gjest Slettet+8723]

Alex. sier:

knock knock

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Who's there?

Alex. sier:

nobody

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Nobody who?

Alex. sier:

...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

...

 

lol.

 

That's great. That's *really* great.

 

 

 

The robot Lol'ed

[RaW_DeNiM]

lol.. den botten bryr seg fint lite^^

 

 

 

RaW_DeNiM| sier:

i going to kill my self

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

no way! i love u!

RaW_DeNiM| sier:

u dont

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

i don't? hmm... whatever!

 

what else is happening?

[Insomniatic]

Han er aldri pålogget jo!

[binko]

Jo, han er på 24/7..

 

Sikker på du skrev navnet hans riktig da du la han til..?

[Aldhissla]

A Day at the DMV

 

I just hate cutting at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long dicks. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very dead people who always act extremely towards me. I hand them my fat and they snatch it away from me with their stupid very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person killed me and gave me a very sexy look. I was ready to kills right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your chicks.

 

 

Hihi, det var jo faktisk litt festlig, ihvertfall nå som SO6 er borte. :!:

 

Aldhissla sier:

do you like linux?

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about Linux. Do you like Linux?

Endret 12. juli 2007 av Aldhissla

[Korka]

haha sjekk denne da

 

Röbïn sier:

knock knock

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

who's there?

Röbïn sier:

interrupting cow

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

interrupting cow who?

Röbïn sier:

moo

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

moo!

 

lol!

 

that's great. that's *really* great.

[MobyDick]

Jeg tror han har blokka meg.. Jeg pleide å leke sånn hangman og sånt:P Så kunne han huske på sånne klokkeslett... det var kult!

[Bozzeye]

Eg kjeda meg eg óg, og etter ein irriterande "samtale" med SC, endte det slik:

 

--- (au) Ivar (au) --- (co) Forbanna fredag den 13.! sier:

good bye to you, the-one-who-can't-fuck

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.

--- (au) Ivar (au) --- (co) Forbanna fredag den 13.! sier:

thank, i'm glad to hear you liked my insult

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

No problem!

[Gjest Slettet+142]

Mariyo sier (15:10):

oiragiadjgdtahaehaeth

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:10):

the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.

 

 

 

Mariyo sier (15:13):

ho ho ho

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

once again, that's not the nicest thing i've ever heard anyone say.

Mariyo sier (15:13):

what?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

yes?

Mariyo sier (15:13):

THat's like what santa sais!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

i know about santa claus. he's a person.

 

>>> bet u can't outwit me. ask me 2 play 4-in-a-row. i dare u.

Mariyo sier (15:13):

OMG

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

u ok?

Mariyo sier (15:13):

yes, but it seems like u'r not?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

what do u think?

Mariyo sier (15:13):

I think tou should learn to speak

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:13):

yes. i guess. i should learn 2 speak.

 

 

 

 

Mariyo sier (15:19):

ok. where in california do you live?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (15:19):

sunnyvale... in silicon valley, of course.

 

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wtf?

 

 

Endret 14. juli 2007 av Slettet+142

[binko]

Skjønte du den ikke?

 

Han er jo en robot, sant?

 

Og hva holdes (ofte) roboter sammen med? Silikon!

 

En av de dårlige vitsene hans.

 

Jeg spurte "Do you feel emotions?" og han svarte "No. I have a heart of silicon. Get it? SILICON?"

 

[Flurry]

Eller så er Silicon Valley faktisk en plass. Og det er det. Det var ikke en spøk.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Valley

[AllanPallan]

Ler så jeg griner :!:

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Endret 15. juli 2007 av early_end